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My BUDK catalog arrived and now I am ready to face the liberal/immigrant/U.N. Forces Invasion/Reptilian/gay frog zombie horde apocalypse that is inevitable because the bible code says so. Yes, I will be fully prepared in a manner that is both bad-loving-rear end AND wholesale warehouse priced affordable. Don't believe me? Eat my MRE induced poo poo, loser... CHECK THIS BAD BOY OUT  That twisty knife is awesome and designed for maximum penetration and a firm throbbing hot stabbing action. Plus its red. Which is cool. HOLY gently caress LOOK AT THE SIZE OF THIS KNIFE!  And don't sleep on that mystery sword grab bag, theres no such thing as too many swords imo. FIRE & ICE DUAL WIELD +2 dmg (+1 offhand)  Legends tell of a man who roams the Wasteland, fat of body bearded of neck, who commands both hot AND cold in the form of black anodized steel. WARNING ADULT USE ONLY  The last person I would ever want to gently caress with, or approach, is a man with a skull accented walking stick. You never know what secrets lie underneath the cold brassy gaze of that skeltin knob. THIS GUY FUCKS  And you can too if you buy from BUDK.
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The OP plays nothing but sword throw levels on Happy Wheels.
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Sep 1, 2018 22:46
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Like 98% of the fat fucks who post on SA don't have a Gil Hibben knife already.
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Sep 1, 2018 22:49
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Does it have any axes?
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Sep 1, 2018 22:54
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gently caress yeah the cover is a goring tool. 
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Sep 1, 2018 22:59
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BUDK STYLE SECRETS Wear an awesome tshirt that shows the rest of the world how edgy and martial you are:  Alternatively, wear a tshirt that shows your loving pride and maximum maneuverability, bitch:  The more rings the better, MORE RINGS=MORE FREEDOM  Awesome skullface backpack to hide your mystery grab bag of neon green cavalry swords, throwing knives, caltrops, and Bawls to the Madden tournament.  If you don't have an armor of God amulet on your person at all times, what the gently caress are you even doing!? 
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Sep 1, 2018 23:01
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My wife's sister had a roommate who collected knives. I told her she should break her lease ASAP before the dude murdered her. After a few awkward interactions with the guy, she followed my advice.
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Sep 1, 2018 23:03
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Please show the full mace/morningstar thing.
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Sep 1, 2018 23:04
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super macho dude posted:BUDK STYLE SECRETS I like the reaper with the cards one, id sport that poo poo. 
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Sep 1, 2018 23:05
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goatface posted:Does it have any axes? WHAT THE gently caress YOU THINK!?   Shockingly, that's it.Theres also a "tactical" shovel that you can swing into the heads of poor people trying to steal all freeze dried food I guess But look at this big gently caress off mace! 
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Sep 1, 2018 23:08
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super macho dude posted:But look at this big gently caress off mace! Sweet momma Edit- I hope 'removable spikes' isn't just code for 'yeah these things break off real easy'
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Sep 1, 2018 23:11
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I wouldn't pay less than $100 for a cane sword, what the gently caress do you take me for op & BUDK?
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Sep 1, 2018 23:15
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I bought throwing stars and a butterfly knife at the mall when I was 13 or 14. https://www.reddit.com/r/mallninja/
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Sep 1, 2018 23:20
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Those are bad axes. The lockpick gun looks fun.
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Sep 1, 2018 23:20
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super macho dude posted:WHAT THE gently caress YOU THINK!? i wouldnt mind having a mace for home defense but that thing looks like it would bend on first impact.
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Sep 1, 2018 23:29
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DECORATE YOUR FREEDOM HOLE! Sadly does not come grandfather clock sized. I want skulls everywhere you look, everywhere you turn, I want my house to look like a sharezone post.  BONE SMUGGLER PILOT The average BUDK patron is combat ready tough, but also sensitive.   Once I spiritually cleanse my ammo crafting/knife sharpening room, the lower dimensional reptilian archons will have NO CHOICE but to convince my wife that I'm not crazy and to come back to me. BOGO  Who the gently caress needs TWO rebel flags? Frame this above your rebel flags.  Plus you can smoke mad weed out of it. Change your name to Big Chief Smokem Doinks. Get crazy budk pussy.
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Sep 1, 2018 23:38
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Jst0rm posted:i wouldnt mind having a mace for home defense lmfao
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Sep 1, 2018 23:45
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Just put some nails through a bat.
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Everyone around here just keeps a baseball bat by the front door and I've always assumed if someone rushed your door and your cracked em one with it the cops wouldn't give you much hassle about it but if you had one of those giant maces would you most likely get in trouble for it couldn't you just be like oh I had that by the door because I was headed out for a cosplay this afternoon thank goodness too
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Sep 1, 2018 23:56
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I bought some stuff from from BudK when I was a dipshit teenager. One was a sword with a sheathe made from literal cardboard. Pretty sure it's the same from the QVC video where it breaks and stabs the dude. I got a sword cane where the wood was just one notch above balsa. The metal was actually sharp and flexible but somehow rusted while sitting in my room. It's not a humid climate. I was gifted some of those throwing cards. It was just pressed aluminum with some suits barely printed on. They threw like poo poo, obviously. Same person gave me a glaive, like in the movie Blade but it had three blades. Absolutely worthless. Impossible to use for any purpose whatsoever. One pocket knife that was actually really good for a few years. I know someone that buys up every single product from that Zombie defense line. They are black and neon green. Dude can't even jog a mile but he's ready for doomsday, I guess.
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Sep 1, 2018 23:57
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IT guy by day, medieval warrior by night.
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Sep 1, 2018 23:57
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I prefer forestry tools.
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For the record if someone rushed my door safe bet is I immediately fall down and start crying and peeing
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Sep 2, 2018 00:03
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If it's anything like the last time someone kicked down my front door, I'll roll over and go back to sleep.
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Sep 2, 2018 00:05
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I remember as a kid my dad used to get this catalog that was similar to BUDK but had less knives & swords and way more Tough Dad tshirts and redneck poo poo like bull penis canes, piss jugs, and rebel flag emblazoned decorations. It sold a stuffed jackalope and a full sized taxidermied rattlesnake but my bitch rear end dad never bought them for me 
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super macho dude posted:I remember as a kid my dad used to get this catalog that was similar to BUDK but had less knives & swords and way more Tough Dad tshirts and redneck poo poo like bull penis canes, piss jugs, and rebel flag emblazoned decorations. It sold a stuffed jackalope and a full sized taxidermied rattlesnake but my bitch rear end dad never bought them for me
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Sep 2, 2018 00:31
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I used to be a big fan of BudK:
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criscodisco posted:Everyone around here just keeps a baseball bat by the front door and I've always assumed if someone rushed your door and your cracked em one with it the cops wouldn't give you much hassle about it but if you had one of those giant maces would you most likely get in trouble for it couldn't you just be like oh I had that by the door because I was headed out for a cosplay this afternoon thank goodness too You could legally have a 20mm anti tank rifle pointed at your door and blow someone in half if you felt "threatened" because in that situation, in theory, if you use a weapon its because you have no other option. In fact - again, in theory - having a baseball bat is considerably more violent than a cannon because its "less lethal" and therefore infinitely more likely to be used inappropriately while simultaneously aggravating any actual life threatening situation to the point where you actually might get killed over it. I keep saying in theory however because none of this matters due to improbabilities of the average person facing a life threatening situation they can rectify themselves at their front door. So keep your bat, its for your mental health and not your actual health, and if you want a mace you should get a mace because it tells everybody that walks through your door what youre all about and thats just good customer service
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Sep 2, 2018 01:32
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I'm the mace/whistle combo on that one page
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I just love all the dumbass redneck garbage mixed in with the hippie crystals. What is their market?!
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Sep 2, 2018 01:47
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That top shirt is loving intense
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Sep 2, 2018 01:54
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What is this "No ship" business?
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Inzombiac posted:I just love all the dumbass redneck garbage mixed in with the hippie crystals. It's you...unless you are in a "no ship" state.
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No joke, a dude I used to smoke with actually kept a spiked mace he bought at renfaire by his front door, he smoked out of that ax pipe till the handle broke, and kept his full sword collection at his moms house. Op, are they still offering the copper drum/distillery kit I saw in last years holiday issue?
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Sep 2, 2018 02:19
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@dasharez0ne's merch blitz getting out of hand imo
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Vato posted:It's you...unless you are in a "no ship" state. Those states have laws forbidding the sale or possession of those items, probably.
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I got some dumb surplus catalogs when I was in high school, though never bought anything. BudK made those things look almost classy by comparison.
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criscodisco posted:Everyone around here just keeps a baseball bat by the front door and I've always assumed if someone rushed your door and your cracked em one with it the cops wouldn't give you much hassle about it but if you had one of those giant maces would you most likely get in trouble for it couldn't you just be like oh I had that by the door because I was headed out for a cosplay this afternoon thank goodness too I think that would be a perfectly plausible excuse for many of the people here. Just put on your cape before you call the cops anf youre good
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Inzombiac posted:I just love all the dumbass redneck garbage mixed in with the hippie crystals. mystical bullshit's extremely in the wheelhouse of peabrained bumpkins.
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