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https://twitter.com/auto_cynical/status/1036953751939162112
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 01:50 |
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 01:57 |
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"Just ignore them."
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 01:57 |
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If this is the timeline where the tech bubble pops and brings down the US economy with it due to Joe Rogan handing a blunt to Elan Musk to smoke then I am going to literally laugh myself to death.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:10 |
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Sentient Data posted:
Call me back elon when my fuckbot can cry.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:17 |
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OhFunny posted:If this is the timeline where the tech bubble pops and brings down the US economy with it due to Joe Rogan handing a blunt to Elan Musk to smoke then I am going to literally laugh myself to death. It would be the only good thing Joe Rogan has ever done, and he'd probably also get killed for it. All in all, a great outcome for humanity as a whole.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:18 |
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The fanboy forums are so happy right now. They 100% believe the Musk employee email and they think the Semi, the Y, and all the other vaporware are just over the horizon along with all the other secret projects, plus the amazing superpower-giving AI tech. They have forgotten or don't understand that Tesla has already stopped all CapEx and factories for increased production or new products would needed to be well underway by now. I'm starting to feel bad for them instead of just gleeful. They're just so clueless. FistEnergy has issued a correction as of 03:47 on Sep 8, 2018 |
# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:20 |
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lmao
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:22 |
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FistEnergy posted:all the other vaporware are just preorder the horizon
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:23 |
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but as far as I'm concerned there can't be a breakthrough in AI until computers know how to feel shame
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:26 |
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is musk trying to claim that its impressive that a car company in 2018 is able to build more cars in a shorter amount of time than the literal first auto assembly line ever, over a hundred years ago
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:27 |
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Sentient Data posted:
lol he can't even build a car properly
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:28 |
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FistEnergy posted:The fanboy forums are so happy right now. They 100% believe the Musk employee email and they think the Semi, the Y, and all the other vaporware are just order the horizon along with all the other secret projects, plus the amazing superpower-giving AI tech. They have forgotten or don't understand that Tesla has already stopped all CapEx and factories for increased production or new products would needed to be well underway by now. people are still being strung along by star citizen. musk is going to have sycophants for decades to come no matter what
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:30 |
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joe hogan would wear the hat no doubt https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tJ42CLtr7Jg
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:36 |
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I don't mind musk working on AI. He's too incompetent to make anything that'll rise up and enslave humanity
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:38 |
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he already built a commercially available killer robot, i don't know what else you want
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:42 |
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dont be ridiculous, the model 3's not commercially viable
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:49 |
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the model s is the one that's been racking up the body count thus far
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:51 |
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Slugnoid posted:dont be ridiculous, the model 3's not commercially viable nice Also everything musk makes lights on fire rockets cars flamethrowers factories
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:54 |
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FAUXTON posted:
elon musk, the man who is compuslively drawn to all things tube-shaped and flammable: ive never smoked a blunt
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:55 |
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spandexcajun posted:I cleaned up my garage and painted it white in preperation for my Model 3. I got a poster of Nikola Tesla's induction motor patent and framed it and hung it up, along with that cool pic of Nikola Tesla sitting with lighting and his big rear end tesla coil.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 02:58 |
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Shear Modulus posted:elon musk, the man who is compuslively drawn to all things tube-shaped and flammable: ive never smoked a blunt he should try smokin' dick
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:01 |
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Why would you buy the elon musk not flamethrower? Propane torches aren't flamethrowers. They won't even set most things on fire. Propane torches are commercially available and very inexpensive
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:08 |
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yeah, but this one comes built inside of an already painted nerf gun body!
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:12 |
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infernal machines posted:yeah, but this one comes built inside of an already painted nerf gun body! gently caress man. He's a technological genius!
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:12 |
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Shear Modulus posted:is musk trying to claim that its impressive that a car company in 2018 is able to build more cars in a shorter amount of time than the literal first auto assembly line ever, over a hundred years ago wow yeah i thought it was just about scaling not literally comparing numbers, that's what he's doing what the hell is he trying to prove there lol
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:21 |
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bring back old gbs posted:people are still being strung along by star citizen. musk is going to have sycophants for decades to come no matter what at least star citizen keeps pumping out jpegs and tech demos
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:21 |
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Intel&Sebastian posted:at least star citizen keeps pumping out jpegs and tech demos Once Elon gets his neuralink working he can beam the jpegs directly into your brain
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:23 |
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Shear Modulus posted:is musk trying to claim that its impressive that a car company in 2018 is able to build more cars in a shorter amount of time than the literal first auto assembly line ever, over a hundred years ago super advanced tech company in 2018: did you know robots exist????
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:25 |
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elon musk caughing on that lound cusch blount
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:27 |
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infernal machines posted:yeah, but this one comes built inside of an already painted nerf gun body! Airsoft.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:29 |
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Slugnoid posted:I don't mind musk working on AI. He's too incompetent to make anything that'll rise up and enslave humanity https://i.imgur.com/3hz1rsR.gifv
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:30 |
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FAUXTON posted:he should try smokin' dick Not flammable.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:30 |
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Perfect.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:31 |
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Elon: [laughing] The company brought me back. I told you it won't let me leave - it won't let anyone leave. Did you really think you could destroy this company? Its defied space and time. Its built a factory/tent you couldn't possibly imagine. And now... it is time to go back. Shareholders: [sounding bored] I know. Tesla HQ. Elon: You know nothing. Tesla is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:33 |
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2018 has been one long anticipation for disasters to finally hit like trumps investigation or teslas stock or the economy
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:34 |
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sick
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:36 |
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sure is cool how large/powerful companies never seem to have to follow any federal/state rules ever
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:41 |
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OhFunny posted:If this is the timeline where the tech bubble pops and brings down the US economy with it due to Joe Rogan handing a blunt to Elan Musk to smoke then I am going to literally laugh myself to death. we all will
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:42 |
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An Apple A Gay posted:joe hogan would wear the hat no doubt that song is really fun in rock band
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:43 |
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All of the Boston stuff is great.
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# ? Sep 8, 2018 03:48 |