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https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1038544588036890624 ♩ cars that kill ♪ ♬ autopilot them into me ♩ ♬ concrete walls so still ♬ ♪ they make me debris ♩
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driverless car/is that a cigar? Elon musk you suck at, smokin’ weed. Trouble with feds/trouble with grimes Pedo accusation just crossed my mind. Pedo accusation just crossed my miiiiiinnndddd...
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yes, I’ve already tweeted that.
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Cocoa Crispies posted:https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1038544588036890624
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Cocoa Crispies posted:https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1038544588036890624 I'm autopilot I'm wild I'm smoking up inside A heart of broken cars Defiled Deep inside The abandoned pedo guy
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The depths of incompetence that TVR accomplished through laziness, Tesla manages to achieve when trying their genuine bestCocoa Crispies posted:https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1038544588036890624 lmao
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this has to be fakeposting, right?
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jit bull transpile posted:this has to be fakeposting, right? Considering reddit as a whole, and what I've seen come out of the SC subreddit... I highly doubt that's fakeposting. The SC subreddit took the denying of the motion to dismiss the Crytek suit as a win for CIG somehow.
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Cocoa Crispies posted:https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1038544588036890624 We passed on by the belt We spoke of mines and veldt Although I shorted shares He said I played it fair Which came as a surprise I spoke into his eyes I thought you cried alone A birthday long ago Oh no not me I never had control You're face to face With the man who conned the world
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I was tired of my lady We've been together too long Like a worn out recording Of a favorite song So while she laid there sleepin' I red the paper in bed And in the personal columns There was this letter I red If you like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain If you're not into yoga if you haf half a brain If you like making love at midnight in the dunes of a cape I'm the love that you looked for write to me and escape ... I didn't think about my lady I know that sounds kinda mean but me and my old lady have fallen into the same old routine so I wrote to the paper took out a personal add and thoug I'm nobody's poet I thought it wasn't half bad Yes I like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain I'm not much into health food I am into champange I've got to get you by tomorrow and cut thru all this red tape at a bar ... where we plan our escape ... So I waited with high hopes and she walked in the place I knew her smile in an instant I knew the curve of her face it was my old lovely lady and she said "oh it's you" then we laughed for a moment and I said I neve knew that you like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain and the feel of the ocean and the taste of champange if you like making love at midnoghts in the dunes of a cape you're the lady I looked for come with me and escape If you like piña coladas and getting cought in the rain if you're not into yoga if you have half a brain if you like making love at midnights in the dunes of a cape I'm the love that you lookes for.
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Cocoa Crispies posted:https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1038544588036890624 this is it
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FAUXTON posted:We passed on by the belt
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https://twitter.com/DavidLoveDoge/status/1038547127696125952
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i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it.
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[video type="youtu"]Iy1XHQQ-qiQ[/video] already the perfect song for teslas
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Roosevelt posted:i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it. consequences don’t exist if you’re rich. the only thing that can hurt him is when he defrauded other rich people
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Roosevelt posted:i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it. maybe if u had billions of dollars and a pop star girlfriend u wouldn't care
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EVGA Longoria posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iy1XHQQ-qiQ
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wasn't worth the quote
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Roosevelt posted:i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it. I can easily imagine doing bath salts and murdering people in Colombia though
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this isn't relevant to anything being discussed here, but i need to share itWaffle House posted:Disclaimer: I used to work at Apple in customer service for a while, so I have like ~basic bitch tier, Macrumors sight on this part of history here when I used to care about it:
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i used to work the genius bar, so let me give you an insider perspective on the apple car
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Roosevelt posted:i can't imagine being a well known public figure and smoking a jay on camera. i'm almost having a stroke from anxiety just thinking about it. nobody cares if you smoke weed. the only reason the feds care in theory is its against the law but even they don't really care.
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Shaggar posted:nobody cares if you smoke weed. the only reason the feds care in theory is its against the law but even they don't really care. i have hangups ok
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nobody cares, but it's also a sign of really poor judgement much like all the other signs of really poor judgement
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https://twitter.com/IllyBocean/status/1038690205333475328
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holy fuckin' poo poo. the muskman spawning some of the best memes of 2018 will truly be his greatest contribution to mankind
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Rex-Goliath posted:consequences don’t exist if you’re rich. if he had a security clearance due to spacex hes going to lose it
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https://twitter.com/nhparks/status/1038807482821476352
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hobbesmaster posted:if he had a security clearance due to spacex hes going to lose it And as pointed out earlier, he is all but certain to have one. I wouldn't be surprised if SpaceX jettisons him.
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wait are they trying to dump the shitbird test-failed cars in the empty lots on people
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Ciaphas posted:wait are they trying to dump the shitbird test-failed cars in the empty lots on people there are VIN numbers that have been sold to customers and returned twice before the third person finally didn't return it this is tracked and documented
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hold up though like, aren't they not suppsoed to sell these cars except to people who already dropped down $1000 or more to be in line with the deposit thing why aint the email just like "you're next in line! please pay the rest"
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fishmech posted:hold up though like, aren't they not suppsoed to sell these cars except to people who already dropped down $1000 or more to be in line with the deposit thing ![]()
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not a deposit, isn’t it a VIN-reservation-processing-oh-please-don’t-crack-our-books-fee
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it's like when they 'manufactured' a bunch of machineguns that turned out to be just serials on paper as the weapons ban approached in 86. and if you watch elon on rogie he's actually pretty much fine and not obnoxious but he hits that blunt, rogan goes 'what's the hardest thing you do', and elon sighs and says running a car company is really hard and it sucks fat dicks. which is maybe not the thing to say in that situation.
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in other words the jig is up and company managers openly trying to cut and run? ![]()
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god imagine how much money they could have made with absolutely no NTSB intrusion or regulatory bullshit or megafactories if they would have just taken the roadster idea and extended it. sell rich dudes an EV drivetrain for $50,000 for their brand new S class, take the engine+trans as part of the deal, sell 0 mile ICE drivetrains for another $10k pure profit, no crash tests, no body work, no assembly lines, huge cachet and demand that they could puppet around as much as they wanted. basically as Alpina is to BMW but with electric drivetrains lol but no he wanted to be a Whole Car Company
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Ciaphas posted:wait are they trying to dump the shitbird test-failed cars in the empty lots on people alternatively: they aren't able to sell the cars they're making via their typical channels and this is a desperate attempt to offload them to get some cash on hand
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Jonny 290 posted:god imagine how much money they could have made with absolutely no NTSB intrusion or regulatory bullshit or megafactories if they would have just taken the roadster idea and extended it. sell rich dudes an EV drivetrain for $50,000 for their brand new S class, take the engine+trans as part of the deal, sell 0 mile ICE drivetrains for another $10k pure profit, no crash tests, no body work, no assembly lines, huge cachet and demand that they could puppet around as much as they wanted. basically as Alpina is to BMW but with electric drivetrains people can’t see your logo on the drivetrains lol
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