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ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Made of frying-pan grade stainless steel

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


logikv9 posted:

lol iPhone Ten S

The big one is the iPhone ten SS

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

How TIM, HOW
How did you make an iPhone that is not less advanced than last years???

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

That camera wart, lol.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Also, the EDGE TO EDGE screen thing is maybe the biggest fib Apple has ever told. Actual edge to edge screen phones exist and they dont look like that.

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
IP68, about god damned time.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I'm in for the X s

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

can't wait to hear this pronunciation

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Binary Badger posted:

im still wondering whatever happened to fuel cells

have the watch run off the sweat you generate trying to fill up those pavlovian rings or whatever

Well at least currently fuel cells take more energy to make than they put and out and are super expensive to make.

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty

ChadSexington posted:

Love how they hide the notch in the promo video.
they had me wondering there for a couple seconds tbf

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

This is the iPhone ten rear end

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
it's gonna shatter bigly with drops

fordan
Mar 9, 2009

Clue: Zero

AlternateAccount posted:

The iPhone ________ is the most advanced iPhone we've ever made!!

This mad lib needs to be retired.

But they said that last year!

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



why would you rinse a phone that already was submerged in water?

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


when jesus drops his phone

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Doesn’t cover lava or acid pools.

ditty bout my clitty
May 28, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe
Jesus christ the jort sizes

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Will my iwatch detect me dropping my iPhone XS in the pool?

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

Doesn’t cover lava or acid pools.

Or mung.

Y2JMatrix94
Aug 24, 2005

Working overtime, fighting crime!
Drop it on the corner and see how tough it is.

KidDynamite
Feb 11, 2005

no rose gold gently caress this poo poo

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Want that huge rear end phone.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
god the hugephone looks so loving good

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
That name :negative:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

We tested it with all sorts of fluids... cum, juice, tea,dev tears

mik
Oct 16, 2003
oh
loooool

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer
The S Max is gonna cost $1200 isn't it?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
lol the screen is so big it activates the tablet mode of some apps.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Thwomp posted:

The S Max is gonna cost $1200 isn't it?

For the base model, sure.

maduin
Mar 4, 2003
new iPad gonna be called the MaxiPad

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I
Holy poo poo, 120hz for everything.

Carlosologist
Oct 13, 2013

Revelry in the Dark

I need that gigantic phone

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Thwomp posted:

The S Max is gonna cost $1200 isn't it?

Yes no question.

Boris Galerkin
Dec 17, 2011

I don't understand why I can't harass people online. Seriously, somebody please explain why I shouldn't be allowed to stalk others on social media!
Apple iPhone X[s] Max

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Last year, weren't they all "it's not iphone ten it's iphone ex"

this year it's all "iphone ten ess"

:confused:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler

nerdrum posted:

Holy poo poo, 120hz for everything.

hoooooooly gently caress

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Give them pencil support, you cowards!

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.

nerdrum posted:

Holy poo poo, 120hz for everything.

That's not ProMotion though, right?

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

Boris Galerkin posted:

Apple iPhone X[s] Max

Next year:

Apple iPhone XI Max Pro-gold extreme value edition 2019+ Enterprise edition.

Or the AiPXIMPGEVE2k19E+

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OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
Wait, did I just see that the Xs doesn't get HDR and Dolby Vision? That's limited to XsMax?? WTF

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