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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Bright colors to attract simple minds with low incomes!

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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


All hail the notch

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
The iPhone Ten-R. If you can come up with a tenner, we'll throw one at your poor rear end.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
iphone xer

willroc7
Jul 24, 2006

BADGES? WE DON'T NEED NO STINKIN' BADGES!
Aerospace not surgical grade steel? Hot. Garbage.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
EDGE-TO-EDGE SCREEN LIE AGAIN RRRRREEEEEEEEEEE

ShoogaSlim
May 22, 2001

YOU ARE THE DUMBEST MEATHEAD IDIOT ON THE PLANET, STOP FUCKING POSTING



iPhone Tennis

iPhone Tenor

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

gently caress I want a 10smax in that blue, wtf

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I
LOOK AT THAT BEZEL YOU POOR PIECES OF poo poo

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

X-R wtf is up with these names.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


willroc7 posted:

Aerospace not surgical grade steel? Hot. Garbage.

Apple cutting m into Musk’s supply lines

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

iPhone R(etarded)

Pivo
Aug 20, 2004


Oh 10 Retina that makes sense I guess

mattfl
Aug 27, 2004

lol LCD display, ok poors

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

LoL LCD who wants that garbage anymore.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
Schiller is such a loving nerd. Like dude has no sense of what cool is. You can totally imagine him saying "Hey check out these cool New Balances I got down at the Payless!"

nerdrum
Aug 17, 2007

where am I
eVEN THE POOR PHONE GETS 120HZ

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
liquid retina is stupid as poo poo

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

Extremely solid snake voice: Liquid retina?!

Xabi
Jan 21, 2006

Inventor of the Marmite pasty
this is liquid presenting

TyrantWD
Nov 6, 2010
Ignore my doomerism, I don't think better things are possible
Why even make this phone? Just sell last year's model cheaper. This reeks of 2nd place R&D that Apple is trying to get a return on.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
RIP home button 2018

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009
No 3d touch? Rofl

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

repiv posted:

the switch has good games because people are willing to drop $60 for a game on there, but on a phone people lose their poo poo if you have the audacity to charge more than a dollar

Yeah but that’s dumb. And Apple has no excuse like that with the iPad. If anything, having good games on it would give people a reason to buy one or upgrade from their 2014 model. “Here it’s $600 but the same games look way better on it than on Switch.” Done. But yeah there are tons of mobile ports on Switch that look worse and cost twice as much and people buy them because “now I can play Cut the Rope on a real console.”

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
he's teaching poors right now how to use Rich People Phone

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

ratbert90 posted:

No 3d touch? Rofl

haha wtf

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
ooh look you can swipe and it has colors,

Snuffman
May 21, 2004

Not useable with one hand, Steve is rolling in his grave generating 100% renewable energy for Apple.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

ratbert90 posted:

No 3d touch? Rofl

Goddamn it Tim

TheWevel
Apr 14, 2002
Send Help; Trapped in Stupid Factory
lol why doesn't it have 3d touch? they've been doing 3d touch on LCDs for like 5 years now...surely its cheap to add

FlapYoJacks
Feb 12, 2009

TheWevel posted:

lol why doesn't it have 3d touch? they've been doing 3d touch on LCDs for like 5 years now...surely its cheap to add

Poor people don't deserve nice things.

AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM
The phone wart is such a loving engineering fail. yeah yeah physics, whatever, it's poo poo.

Somewhat Heroic
Oct 11, 2007

(Insert Mad Max related text)



I don't want an iPhoneX experience on an LCD phone you nut. I want a one handed phone experience like the SE.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


TheWevel posted:

lol why doesn't it have 3d touch? they've been doing 3d touch on LCDs for like 5 years now...surely its cheap to add

Only way this makes sense is if this thing starts at like $500.

OldSenileGuy
Mar 13, 2001
don't tell me the cheap phone has the lovely trash a11 bionic

edit: oh thank god

ChadSexington
Aug 12, 2004
I am so not competitive. In fact, I am the least non-competitive. So I win.
Poors!? Getting my A12 Bionic?

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!

AlternateAccount posted:

Schiller is such a loving nerd. Like dude has no sense of what cool is. You can totally imagine him saying "Hey check out these cool New Balances I got down at the Payless!"

Apple is run by a group of Coldplay Dads and has been since like 2001. Except worse because these guys actually know Coldplay.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

AlternateAccount posted:

The phone wart is such a loving engineering fail. yeah yeah physics, whatever, it's poo poo.

They are using Steve's spinning corpse to power everything

nwin
Feb 25, 2002

make's u think

So is the differences between the 10Xr and the 10Xs basically:

Screen size and type
Cameras

....?

It seems like the chip inside is the same?

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AlternateAccount
Apr 25, 2005
FYGM

Electric Bugaloo posted:

Apple is run by a group of Coldplay Dads and has been since like 2001. Except worse because these guys actually know Coldplay.

It's no worse than Steve bringing out U2. Well, ok, it is, but still.

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