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Haverchuck
May 6, 2005

the coolest
According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i've heard bearing arms, but this is ridiculous

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
Bear with me now, it's a gun

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
bear arms

extra stout
Feb 24, 2005

ISILDUR's ERR
wasn't there a cool bear sword in witcher 3 or was that just the armor? voting for that if it exists

Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
That sword doesn't look very ergonomic for bears

I think a bear would hold a sword with their mouth more likely

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Is that a single or multi pound sword?

Asking for a friend.

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



bears prefer staves, as this documentary footage shows https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ghgg_fukbvU

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Holy poo poo

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



they dont make bears like they used to

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Gotta butter you’re bread with something buddy. :chef:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

That’s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’ve crossed swords with a few bears IYKWIM :grin:

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

Kuato
Feb 25, 2005

"I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"
Buglord

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Was hoping this was a Zangief thread

It could be a zangief thread. Just hijack the thread, the shelf life on this isn’t long otherwise

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Is this for druidic magic or are you just looking for a sword?

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010
Because let me tell you if you're looking to become a Warg bears are probably not the way to go

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

That’s not the Bear I ordered from the internet!!!


Bears like dicks, right?

:nws:?
https://ibb.co/itMTaU

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Light saber


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lVabkaZw8wc

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.
Any sword, as long as its name is KODIAK BUSTER.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im a bear with a sword

Vato
Jan 14, 2018

Haverchuck posted:

According to google image search it's this custom one hander from Omega Artworks. starts at $750.00



Pretty alright.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

im more of a wolf belt kinda guy tho

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

I'd easily pay twice as much for that sword. Even three times! A fine prize

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
Voltron bear.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
My spirit animal is a dire rat and that's a lovely sword hth. hisss gonna give you bubonic plague.

Beef Woman
Jun 22, 2007

A real human bean
whats the best swear word?

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?
VITTU SAATANA PERKELE!!!!!

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
There are two schools of thought on the subject, OP

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
A bear would use a huge rock on a stick like that german badass in the beginning of Gladiator.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

Gallatin
Sep 20, 2004

Beef Woman posted:

whats the best swear word?

That's what I read too, and for content it's probably a German mishmash with 7 syllables or something.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

super sweet best pal posted:

Bathe your sword in the blood of a thousand bears and present it to a swordmaster to have it reforged into the mighty Bearslayer.

harvest the puke of a thousand bears and present it to a pharmacist to get a decent cure for lovely Liver

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost
my dilznick

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Pretty cool OP, but that's nothing.

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
more moose swords please

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
my bear sword is sick :(

Robin Williams
Aug 11, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
Urethra Dominator Twin Handed Dragon Bastard

soy
Jul 7, 2003

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
check out this bear sword https://www.medievalcollectibles.com/p-48966-bjorn-ironside-viking-larp-sword.aspx

it's called a bjorn sword which I'm assured by LARP professionals that means bear.

this is an entry level bear sword at only 30 bucks.

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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Whilst I don't know what the best bear sword is, I know what the best bear sword isn't.

It isn't this. Because Koalas aren't bears.

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