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Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


I wish the 372 pages podcast would do another book; Mike and Conor put out a real level, easygoing, mellow kind of hate that's perfectly suited to listening while you work at a job you despise.

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Dec 1, 2004


Everytime I try to fly I fall
Without my wings
I feel so small
Guess I need you baby...



DoubleCakes posted:

I hadn't read a book in years and my friend recommended me RPO. It was one of those 'I never read books and I love this one so that's how you know it's good!' situations. I don't remember how far I got but I remember hating it from page one. God what a garbage fire. A dozen dissections on its problems wouldn't be enough.


Very similar thing happened to me except I sort of appreciated the world building. And then it was all dropped for chatlogs and sub-Family Guy level references. I was genuinely mad at said friend.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Went looking for that Green Room interview Andrew was talking about. I had to trawl through dozens of bloggers chatting with them. But I found it.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZFULjhEdHis

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.

Empress Brosephine posted:

That 372 pages podcast is p good. Any other podcasts y’all recommend that riff on popular stuff

You might enjoy I Don't Even Own A Television. They do WHM-style breakdowns of bad books. They did an episode for each Ernest Cline book. They do a lot of schlock books as well as music biographies and dumb popular books.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Masterminds was a move that I saw in theaters. I was 9, and I had no idea what the hell was going on, and then Patrick Stewart started screaming UNITED, UNITED at the end.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

DoubleCakes posted:

I'm hoping that the WHM guys do a video on that Fanboys film Cline did the screenplay for. It's exactly what you'd expect from that writer. It's a 90 minute SW jerk off fest with absolutely no laughs. It's a comedy without any actual comedy. Early in WHM's history they did an episode on the movie Free Enterprise and an episode on Fanboys would be very similar.

I saw that movie at the urging of a friend back when it first came out on DVD, the best part was Ethan Suplee as Harry Knowles. Fanboys is 2009, so it's only 3 months until it becomes available for WHM.

This friend also sadly really liked Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, which is probably very ripe for WHM. God I hated that movie, and I feel like I was the only one, I can only see it as becoming much more problematic these days, sadly that one is 2010, so we're stuck waiting until the reelection of Trump.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Iron Crowned posted:

I saw that movie at the urging of a friend back when it first came out on DVD, the best part was Ethan Suplee as Harry Knowles. Fanboys is 2009, so it's only 3 months until it becomes available for WHM.

This friend also sadly really liked Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, which is probably very ripe for WHM. God I hated that movie, and I feel like I was the only one, I can only see it as becoming much more problematic these days, sadly that one is 2010, so we're stuck waiting until the reelection of Trump.

Scott Pilgrim and Trump, two horsemen of the apocalypse.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

MariusLecter posted:

Scott Pilgrim and Trump, two horsemen of the apocalypse.

It really does make me realize just how dire the first decade of the 2000s really was

The Vosgian Beast
Aug 13, 2011

Business is slow

Iron Crowned posted:

I saw that movie at the urging of a friend back when it first came out on DVD, the best part was Ethan Suplee as Harry Knowles. Fanboys is 2009, so it's only 3 months until it becomes available for WHM.

This friend also sadly really liked Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, which is probably very ripe for WHM. God I hated that movie, and I feel like I was the only one, I can only see it as becoming much more problematic these days, sadly that one is 2010, so we're stuck waiting until the reelection of Trump.

They don't all hate it so probably not

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Fezz posted:

You might enjoy I Don't Even Own A Television. They do WHM-style breakdowns of bad books. They did an episode for each Ernest Cline book. They do a lot of schlock books as well as music biographies and dumb popular books.

This podcast did Meg, so hell yeah. I read that book once I heard the movie was J. Stath vs. a giant shark and it was so....something

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


That movie was so weird because when I saw the trailer I said “hah, that sounds like that terrible book I read back in high school “ only to discover that the movie had been in development hell for twenty years.

DoubleCakes
Jan 14, 2015

Iron Crowned posted:

This friend also sadly really liked Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, which is probably very ripe for WHM. God I hated that movie, and I feel like I was the only one, I can only see it as becoming much more problematic these days, sadly that one is 2010, so we're stuck waiting until the reelection of Trump.

When I first saw SPvtW I was so blown away I thought it was going to launch some sort of sub-genre of film, an artistic movement. Even though it bombed at the box office, I was convinced it was going to become a cult classic and spearhead a zeitgeist of movies that combine comedy with early-twenties social themes, fantasy with contemporary settings. I saw it opening day and didn't see it again until I bought it on the Blu-ray. That second viewing killed my soul. It's not a bad film, but it's barely passable. Coming down from that realization put me back in a depressive funk.

Old Kentucky Shark posted:

That movie was so weird because when I saw the trailer I said “hah, that sounds like that terrible book I read back in high school “ only to discover that the movie had been in development hell for twenty years.

I'm just surprised that kind of movie was based on a book. It seems like the kind of movie premise you could pull out of a hat. It seems like the kind of movie that doesn't need a screenplay.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


DoubleCakes posted:

When I first saw SPvtW I was so blown away I thought it was going to launch some sort of sub-genre of film, an artistic movement. Even though it bombed at the box office, I was convinced it was going to become a cult classic and spearhead a zeitgeist of movies that combine comedy with early-twenties social themes, fantasy with contemporary settings. I saw it opening day and didn't see it again until I bought it on the Blu-ray. That second viewing killed my soul. It's not a bad film, but it's barely passable. Coming down from that realization put me back in a depressive funk.


I'm just surprised that kind of movie was based on a book. It seems like the kind of movie premise you could pull out of a hat. It seems like the kind of movie that doesn't need a screenplay.

Not only is there a book, there are six sequels to that book. It is the Lord of the Rings of stupid giant shark stories.

Old Kentucky Shark fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Sep 13, 2018

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Mar 27, 2007

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Old Kentucky Shark posted:

Not only is there a book, there are six sequels to that book. It is the Lird of the Rings of giant stupid shark stories.

And the first book comes in at least two printings, one to make it more "modern". There's a whole lot of weird about that novel.

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
I'm listen to the Meg episode of I Don't Eve Own a Television and this is pretty great. Listen to he 2 hosts compare the 2 versions of the book they read is gold. I also thought the author of Meg was trying to go for schlock, but then hearing them explain who he is......I don't think so

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

Iron Crowned posted:

This friend also sadly really liked Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, which is probably very ripe for WHM. God I hated that movie, and I feel like I was the only one, I can only see it as becoming much more problematic these days, sadly that one is 2010, so we're stuck waiting until the reelection of Trump.

Uh... wha? Scott Pilgrim is a totally fine movie. Its gender politics aren't perfect, but the point being that Scott is a stupid rear end in a top hat smooths it over a lot, imo.

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
Coincidentally I watched Scott Pilgrim last week after not seeing it since it was released on video.

I still kind of like it? The themes don't "resonate" or anything, and like they said it gets weird with mild sexism re: "it was just a phase" defending, but it also has been 8 years and the 2000s were terrible. It's not something I'd make a movie night out of, and it'll probably be another 10 years before I watch it again, if ever, but it was enjoyable to watch while cooking and I really like the sound design and camera angles 'n poo poo. Probably gonna leave it on the Plex HDD for nostalgia's sake.

Growing up in a PNW winter hellhole very similar to the environment of Toronto, combined with all my friends being part of "bands" probably biases me a bit, though.

Red Bones
Aug 9, 2012

"I think he's a bad enough person to stay ghost through his sheer love of child-killing."

I think Scott Pilgrim really suffers from feeling the need to include a lot of elements from a six volume comic series into a two hour movie, it ends up being unfocused and rushed. Reducing the number of exes would have been a good call. Edgar Wright is a good director, I think he was just constrained by the adaption process more than anything else.

Empress Brosephine
Mar 31, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Edgar Wright has made more bad movies than good tbh

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


Red Bones posted:

I think Scott Pilgrim really suffers from feeling the need to include a lot of elements from a six volume comic series into a two hour movie, it ends up being unfocused and rushed. Reducing the number of exes would have been a good call. Edgar Wright is a good director, I think he was just constrained by the adaption process more than anything else.

Yeah, the extra time the books have really drive home the point that Scott has alienated all his friends because he's an rear end in a top hat. Not quite enough time to do that in a two hour movie when you're trying to cram in all the high points.

Dr Monkeysee
Oct 11, 2002

just a fox like a hundred thousand others
Nap Ghost

DoubleCakes posted:

It was one of those 'I never read books and I love this one so that's how you know it's good!' situations.

When people say this I think they mean "this book is SO GOOD it leapt over my incredibly high bar for reading anything!" but all I hear is "I don't know what a good book is cuz I have nothing to compare it to".

I asked folks whether I should read The Expanse books and someone said "they're so good they got me reading books again" which... made me not want to read them.

Fezz
Aug 31, 2001

You should feel ashamed.
That certainly is weird, but take it from me, a person who reads a lot of books, that they are good and you should read them if you want to. Or don't, what do I care? :shrug:

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Dr Monkeysee posted:

When people say this I think they mean "this book is SO GOOD it leapt over my incredibly high bar for reading anything!" but all I hear is "I don't know what a good book is cuz I have nothing to compare it to".

I asked folks whether I should read The Expanse books and someone said "they're so good they got me reading books again" which... made me not want to read them.

The Expanse books are fine; the TV show is better. The show details the characters more thoroughly and the story flows better. The writers of the books have some really bad ticks (If i read the line "he said something obscene" ever again I will go postal), and its really obvious that Holden is a self-insert for what they think the coolest guy ever is that all the ladies wanna gently caress. Story is good, though; for the most part.

Also, in the book, the main characters learn of the 'evil plot' from a commercial the bad guys made that they were going to use to shop their evil plans around to investors. A literal commercial.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO
The Expanse also shows you some real nice space travel and relativistic effects.

Shirec
Jul 29, 2009

How to cock it up, Fig. I

If anyone hasn't, there is a really good Let's Read of RPO in the Book Barn. I don't have a link handy though

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!
To go back to WHM, the Animation Damnation of Star Wars: Droids is pretty good, and I know exactly how Eric feels. Also, Boba-tholomew and Sydney Fett.

Violator
May 15, 2003


The weird thing about Meg the book is how much more traditionally cheesy it is. The intro has a meg eating a t-Rex, it jumps out of the ocean completely to eat a helicopter, and it ends when the hero is eaten by the shark and cuts it’s giant heart out from the inside. How they ended up with the tame movie is beyond me.

The first one or second one also has a villain who is eaten by the shark, and in his last moments his life flashes before his eyes and he regrets all the bad he’s done. Even as like a 10 year old it stuck me how cheesy it was. Edit: Actually I think it was an evil woman.

And the book shark glows in the dark because it lives in the deep and I guess used it to attract prey I guess. Could have made for some interesting visuals.

Old Kentucky Shark
May 25, 2012

If you think you're gonna get sympathy from the shark, well then, you won't.


Violator posted:

The weird thing about Meg the book is how much more traditionally cheesy it is. The intro has a meg eating a t-Rex, it jumps out of the ocean completely to eat a helicopter, and it ends when the hero is eaten by the shark and cuts it’s giant heart out from the inside. How they ended up with the tame movie is beyond me.

The first one or second one also has a villain who is eaten by the shark, and in his last moments his life flashes before his eyes and he regrets all the bad he’s done. Even as like a 10 year old it stuck me how cheesy it was. Edit: Actually I think it was an evil woman.

And the book shark glows in the dark because it lives in the deep and I guess used it to attract prey I guess. Could have made for some interesting visuals.

I remember, even as a dipshit teenager, thinking that the end of the book, where the protagonist dived down the Meg's throat and cut out the shark's heart with his bare hands, was too stupid to tolerate.

It was really amusing listening to that podcast and finding out that they'd cut that bit out of future iterations of the book.

The D in Detroit
Oct 13, 2012
Is there any reason the guys hate Hellraiser so much? The sequels I can understand but the first one is a classic.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
That ernest Cline "poem" thing was one of the most painful things I've ever heard. It had a real incel vibe going for it. Sad thing is there's almost certainly a market for that. If he could successfully brand a porn series as "enlightened" or...I dont know what the gently caress, he'd probably make a lot of money

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

SleepCousinDeath posted:

Is there any reason the guys hate Hellraiser so much? The sequels I can understand but the first one is a classic.

Hell, I would say the first two are both classics- Hellraiser vs. Hellbound is pretty much a matter of whether you prefer a small-scale, personal BDSM vampire story over a weird-rear end descent into Hell.

3 is where the seams start showing, and it falls off a cliff after 4.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
Yeah, seems like the first two movies are everywhere these days (on hulu and netflix at the same time) but it's really hard to get ahold of three+ without paying

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Masterchef vs. Predator

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
♫Eric Szyszka saw my dick♫

The Deleter
May 22, 2010

Iron Crowned posted:

♫Eric Szyszka saw my dick♫

Eric Dickszka?

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
Too much boner! Send it back!

GPTribefan
Jul 2, 2007
Something witty yet inspirational about the Cleveland Indians
I’m begging someone to make a AVP V MVP poster

enigmahfc
Oct 10, 2003

EFF TEE DUB!!
EFF TEE DUB!!

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

All 3 have iconic foreheads.

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Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
As a side note, who actually likes Peyton Manning? I remember having a coworker who hated him way back in 2004

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