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Your body of work in this field is unparalleled!
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 21:32 |
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potee posted:The old man got to me According to this book, it took 10 hours...It eased into the water, like an old man into a warm bath.
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 22:07 |
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JethroMcB posted:According to this book, it took 10 hours...It eased into the water, like an old man into a warm bath. The sea was angry that day, my friends -- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli.
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# ? Sep 15, 2018 22:41 |
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PT6A posted:The sea was angry that day, my friends -- like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. How can I prove it? Dammit. I can't.
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 03:56 |
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I don't even drink wine! I drink Pepsi.
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:04 |
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potee posted:I don't even drink wine! I drink Pepsi. potee, I wouldn't go into that party and just place a giant jug of Pepsi and a bag of Ring-Dings on the table.
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 04:25 |
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Vietnamwees posted:potee, I wouldn't go into that party and just place a giant jug of Pepsi and a bag of Ring-Dings on the table. It's chocolate! It's peppermint! It's delicious!
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 06:24 |
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LividLiquid posted:Who would turn down a Junior mint? Those can be very refreshing.
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 06:33 |
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LividLiquid posted:I think the ginger ale at the coffee shop is just Coke and Sprite mixed together. This pen smells really bad. So why do I keep smelling it? ...Is it too late for me to go to law school?
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 06:52 |
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Vietnamwees posted:potee, I wouldn't go into that party and just place a giant jug of Pepsi and a bag of Ring-Dings on the table. I got news for you. I show up with Ring Dings and Pepsi, I become the biggest hit at the party. People would be coming up to me, "Just between you and me, I'm really excited about the Ring Dings and the Pepsi."
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# ? Sep 16, 2018 20:26 |
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Oh yeah, check me out! Jimmy's got some new moves! Jimmy falls on the floor JIMMY'S DOWN!
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 06:40 |
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George likes spicy chicken!
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# ? Sep 17, 2018 14:09 |
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I KNOW THE CHUNKY WHO LEFT THESE CHUNKIES!! NEWMAN!
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 06:18 |
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You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad post but I let it go.
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 16:16 |
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DuhSal posted:You know this whole place is going vrrrrrrrrrrrrt, downhill. I could have come in here last week with a bad post but I let it go. I haven't read a decent post in 13 years!
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 17:18 |
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potee posted:I haven't read a decent post in 13 years! I've never had a really good pickle.
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 17:28 |
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No I mentioned the bisque...
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 17:31 |
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I had a dream last night that a quote was posting ME!
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# ? Sep 18, 2018 18:58 |
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This isn't me, I'm NOT the Assman! Let me see...hmm, according to the state of New York, you ARE the Assman! Vietnamwees fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Sep 19, 2018 |
# ? Sep 19, 2018 06:33 |
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HEY THE ASSMAN'S IN TOWN
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 14:49 |
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potee posted:HEY THE ASSMAN'S IN TOWN He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him!
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:22 |
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Ginette Reno posted:He stopped short? That's my move. I'm gonna kill him! If you wanna do it out of town, okay. But not in the city!
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 16:25 |
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Demon Of The Fall posted:If you wanna do it out of town, okay. But not in the city! Allow me. What are you, an idiot?
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 18:16 |
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TMMadman posted:Allow me. No, no.
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 20:20 |
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Gyshall posted:No, no.
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 21:00 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:I think yes, yes! He just substituted one fish for another!
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# ? Sep 19, 2018 21:23 |
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What did you do this morning? I got up, ate breakfast, and came to work There's a show, that's the show for ya! But why am I watching it? Because its on TV! ...Not yet
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# ? Sep 20, 2018 06:50 |
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Vietnamwees posted:What did you do this morning? Whether you took the raisins, or you didn't take the raisins...
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# ? Sep 20, 2018 19:50 |
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Well, you know, you don't look that much like him. No, you're a little taller. You look like you're in better shape than potee, do you work out?
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 00:39 |
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Hey, I got the body of a taut, preteen Swedish boy.
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 01:42 |
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You're not a little anything, Newman.
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 02:57 |
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You know, a muffin can be very filling
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:50 |
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Vietnamwees posted:You know, a muffin can be very filling
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 06:57 |
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Do you have any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning?
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 13:20 |
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Gyshall posted:Do you have any conceivable reason for getting up in the morning? I like to post the Daily News
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 15:04 |
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potee posted:I like to post the Daily News Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-shitposters and people that are, you know, in broadcasting.
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:14 |
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TMMadman posted:Well, they tend to give those jobs to ex-shitposters and people that are, you know, in broadcasting. Movies, I like to watch movies. Do they pay people to...watch...movies?
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:35 |
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JethroMcB posted:Movies, I like to watch movies.
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:39 |
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Rageaholic Monkey posted:.............................why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you've selected?! Everybody outta the Chunnel! Everybody out! The Chunnel's gonna blow!!!
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:45 |
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# ? Apr 29, 2024 07:35 |
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JethroMcB posted:Everybody outta the Chunnel! Everybody out! The Chunnel's gonna blow!!! I know they're in there. The three of them! Together! Laughing and posting! You're killing independent Ginette Reno! They're all in on it!
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# ? Sep 21, 2018 19:56 |