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Grognan posted:gonna laugh if he ends up basically being the best of the lot and actually was morally justified PMush Perfect posted:Pre-emptive Jokes on both of youse, I'm in camp "He's the best of the lot, but that's not saying much"
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i just love that even his text is purple. i cannot dislike the man.
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Sep 21, 2018 05:43
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MikeJF posted:I love how this thread has just become 'thirst for Solomon D for ten pages'.
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Sep 21, 2018 05:59
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White Coke posted:How many of his sons has Solomon-David taught Ki Rata? Or would he reserve it for students who aren’t related? From what I remember about Ki Rata, I imagine none currently living.
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MikeJF posted:I love how this thread has just become 'dunk on Solomon D for ten pages'.
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Grognan posted:gonna laugh if he ends up basically being the best of the lot and actually was morally justified impossible, because Gog-Agog is right there
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Sep 21, 2018 07:40
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I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that there probably isn't a lot of justification for ruling over a seventh of creation as its all-powerful Dad-Tyrant.
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Archenteron posted:From what I remember about Ki Rata, I imagine none currently living. From what I imagine about it, he has taught it to thousand sons of his, but none actually lived past the student phase.
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The Ayshkerbundy posted:Jokes on both of youse, I'm in camp "He's the best of the lot, but that's not saying much" He's extremely pacing the road to hell with his good intentions like it works out generally better in his worlds than in like mottom's because he doesn't just take everything a world has but it's still rule by arrogant jerk He's also probably going to have a moment like the Third Master when he realizes no one learned a goddamn thing he wanted to teach them
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Sep 21, 2018 12:17
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I'll say that if I could trade Trump's orange regime for the eternal reign of Papa Solomon, they wouldn't have time to finish saying his name before I signed the dotted line in blood.
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Sep 21, 2018 12:34
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Magnus Manfist posted:Have you guys ever even seen a kung fu film? SoDa wiped out the Ki Rata temple* after attaining mastery because Why yes I have seen star wars
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Sep 21, 2018 12:38
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Solly D did nothing wrong.
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Sep 21, 2018 13:43
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Kai Tave posted:I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that there probably isn't a lot of justification for ruling over a seventh of creation as its all-powerful Dad-Tyrant. Only a hard Dad-Tyrant can make the hard Dad-Tyrant decisions, you see.
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Sep 21, 2018 14:38
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More like Sunny D, because two suns. And its a drink.
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Sep 21, 2018 14:38
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e. goddamnit, I refreshed this page twice after the first post never showed up. Lowtax fix your poo poo 
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Sep 21, 2018 14:41
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Renaissance Robot posted:Why yes I have seen star wars you are like a tiny baby. that was a hopeless cliche in kung fu movies long before george lucas decided to do "what if Kurosawa, but IN SPACE"
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Sep 21, 2018 15:25
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I'm aware that it's unoriginal pulp trash It's also the only thing I've watched start to finish that uses that cliche It's okay, I'll show myself out.
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Here's the real questions: Have Solomon and Gog-Agog been having a secret affair for the past thousand years? Will they ever go public with it?? How will this all end? Check the inside of this issue of Gog's World Reports for the answers.
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Sep 21, 2018 19:36
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111111 universes cry out in unison sorry daddy ive been naughty
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Sep 21, 2018 22:00
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Okay who we casting as Solomon in the Kill 6 Billion Demons film adaptation. I'm thinking maybe the dude who played M'Baku from Black Panther since he is also seventeen feet tall, jacked, and regal
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Sep 21, 2018 22:11
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It's a pity that Christopher Judge is probably too old, he is tall and was pretty jacked, and he has a great voice.
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SlimGoodbody posted:Okay who we casting as Solomon in the Kill 6 Billion Demons film adaptation. I'm thinking maybe the dude who played M'Baku from Black Panther since he is also seventeen feet tall, jacked, and regal If it's radio I vote for Chris Tucker (or someone similar). I'd love a voice that instantly breaks the stereotype.
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SlimGoodbody posted:Okay who we casting as Solomon in the Kill 6 Billion Demons film adaptation
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Ashcans posted:It's a pity that Christopher Judge is probably too old, he is tall and was pretty jacked, and he has a great voice. Yeah he who I thought of immediately but he, being more wise than SolDad, is getting old and dying instead of trying to continue forever
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SlimGoodbody posted:Okay who we casting as Solomon in the Kill 6 Billion Demons film adaptation. I'm thinking maybe the dude who played M'Baku from Black Panther since he is also seventeen feet tall, jacked, and regal Bautista
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Babysitter Super Sleuth posted:Bautista drat, he would have to be in the movie somewhere, but I think he's Greek/Filipino so I dunno about casting as Emperor Hotdad, Black Paragon of Aesthetics
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Sep 22, 2018 00:35
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Michael Jai White, hands down. Dude actually knows martial arts and he's got an excellent voice.
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You all know it would be The Rock, and the cartoon adaptation would be voiced by Keith David.
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Hostile V posted:Michael Jai White, hands down. Dude actually knows martial arts and he's got an excellent voice. Yes! He has the right look for SD, too. "I am smiling."
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Say Nothing posted:You all know it would be The Rock, and the cartoon adaptation would be voiced by Keith David. James Earl Jones
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Sep 22, 2018 01:47
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Idris Elba would make a fantastic Sol Daddy.
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xcheopis posted:Yes! He has the right look for SD, too. "Who the hell is interrupting my Ki Rata?!"
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Jormagund posted:If it's radio I vote for Chris Tucker (or someone similar). I'd love a voice that instantly breaks the stereotype. YOU JUST GOT KNOCKED THE gently caress OUT
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Sep 22, 2018 04:59
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Forcing Chris Tucker to bulk up to Solly Daddy proportions would be the most amazing thing ever put on the silver screen.
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Sep 22, 2018 05:09
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The correct answer is, as always, Gilbert Gottfried.
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Fister Roboto posted:The correct answer is, as always, Gilbert Gottfried. Danny DeVito
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Danny DeVito
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Fister Roboto posted:The correct answer is, as always, Gilbert Gottfried. Gilbert Gottfried cannot voice Solomon David because he is too busy voicing Terezi Pyrope
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http://killsixbilliondemons.tumblr.com/post/178333659985/so-aikido-and-jujitsu-are-grappling-defensive So I think that we can safely say that Solomon David is in fact the kind of bullshit martial arts character who is basically immune to assassination by anyone but a comparable martial arts master, by genre convention. Also, I don't think ki rata is based on the key of kings, so him being a Demiurge is icing on that particular fist-shaped cake. Also this means he's specifically the archetypal arrogant kung fu prodigy who uses forbidden techniques because he thinks he's uniquely capable of doing it right. Only he then went on to found a multiversal civilization which he has ruled for ten thousand years.
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Joe Slowboat posted:he's specifically the archetypal arrogant kung fu prodigy who uses forbidden techniques because he thinks he's uniquely capable of doing it right. Only he then went on to found a multiversal civilization which he has ruled for ten thousand years. I mean, it sounds like he was uniquely capable of doing it right, then.
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