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Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Zamboni_Rodeo posted:

Fleta, you're okay in my book.

I'm so happy
Cuz today I found my friends
And I'm not sad :unsmith:

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Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Just get high school woods drunk and listen to Cobain's cover of the Man Who Sold the World and you'll gain a new appreciation for him.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
If i have to be drunk to appreciate a song, it's not that good a song.

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

Malachite_Dragon posted:

If i have to be drunk to appreciate a song, it's not that good a song.

the song was so good that upon hearing it i was inspired to get drunk for the first time

makes you think

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
If a song drives me to drink in order to erase the memory of it, that's not a good thing either!

CaptainViolence
Apr 19, 2006

I'M GONNA GET YOU DUCK

it worked for amy winehouse, didn't it?

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Glad I bookmarked this nmd thread.

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

You should really listen to the version Bowie did on SNL before you try to call Kobain's version better than the original.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Who knows?
Not me :unsmith:

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Just get high school woods drunk and listen to Cobain's cover of the Man Who Sold the World and you'll gain a new appreciation for him.

Oh my gosh this is literally my all of high school! I set fire to my bedroom in eighth grade trying to seance Kurt Cobain.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
https://twitter.com/tedcruz/status/498211667818586112?lang=en

twice burned ice posted:

I see the cow made of butter, but what's that yellow thing in the background?

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Ted Cruz is so loving weird.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
what else can i say
i;m gay

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

purple death ray posted:

I don't like the Beatles either but making sure everyone around you knows that you don't like something is an obnoxious, childish trait

WEAK: Making sure everyone knows that you don't like The Beatles
FLEEK: Making sure everyone knows John Lennon was a wife beater
MYSTIQUE: Making sure everyone knows that Paul McCartney is in Destiny 2, a game you hate but can't stop playing or talking about

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Who knows?
Not me :unsmith:

I never lost control.

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Funny Forums Quotes: I wish I was like goons (easily amused)

Crow Jane
Oct 18, 2012

nothin' wrong with a lady drinkin' alone in her room
E: wrong thread

Crow Jane has a new favorite as of 04:14 on Sep 22, 2018

Baron von Eevl
Jan 24, 2005

WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR

🔊😴
On Terminator 2:

BiggerBoat posted:

I saw it that way. Had no idea Arnie was the good guy. Opening night. For free.

On acid.

Good times.


Screaming Idiot posted:

THAT MAN TURNED INTO A PUDDLE AFTER KILLING A COP

ALSO WHEN IS THE MOVIE STARTING

TheRagamuffin
Aug 31, 2008

In Paradox Space, when you cross the line, your nuts are mine.

china bot posted:

Funny Forums Quotes: I wish I was like goons (easily amused)

:golfclap:

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Ted Cruz is so loving weird.

He must have been dropped down the stairs multiple times as a baby.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Picnic Princess posted:

He must have been dropped down the stairs multiple times as a baby.

That assumes he was a human baby and is not in fact several thousand wasps in a skin suit.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Zil posted:

That assumes he was a human baby and is not in fact several thousand wasps in a skin suit.

Maybe the skin suit wearing wasp swarm fell down the stairs multiple times.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Solice Kirsk posted:

Maybe the skin suit wearing wasp swarm fell down the stairs multiple times.

The wasps in the head portion got put back in the wrong positions and can't do anything right now!

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I was trying to figure out what’s wrong with ted Cruz and then I learned he’s actually Canadian and it all makes sense.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

oldpainless posted:

I was trying to figure out what’s wrong with ted Cruz and then I learned he’s actually Canadian and it all makes sense.

He is now, but ofc he lived around the bay area during the tragic events

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.

Bertrand Hustle posted:

Ted Cruz is so loving weird.

Oh are we here to dunk on Ted Cruz, cause I want a whole loving thread of that

La Brea Carpet
Nov 22, 2007

I have no mouth and I must post

elise the great posted:

Oh are we here to dunk on Ted Cruz, cause I want a whole loving thread of that

Remember when his account tweeted out porn on 9/11?

The actress looked like his wife.

Like most guys, he blamed it all on his staff.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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La Brea Carpet posted:

porn




, he blamed it all on his staff.

Oh I bet he did!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



La Brea Carpet posted:

Remember when his account tweeted out porn on 9/11?

The actress looked like his wife.

Like most guys, he blamed it all on his staff.

* incest themed porn, no less

elise the great
May 1, 2012

You do not have to be good. You only have to let the soft animal of your body love what it loves.
Remember when that dude coughed up a chunk of rotten tonsil during a presidential debate, and it got stuck on his lip, and he ate it? On live tv? I can’t forget no matter how much I drink

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

elise the great posted:

Remember when that dude coughed up a chunk of rotten tonsil during a presidential debate, and it got stuck on his lip, and he ate it? On live tv? I can’t forget no matter how much I drink

Wtf.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

oldpainless posted:

I was trying to figure out what’s wrong with ted Cruz and then I learned he’s actually Canadian and it all makes sense.

Hey man, don't lump us in with that martian

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.

elise the great posted:

a chunk of rotten tonsil

wtf?

Ted Cruz is a giant goober with a weird face, weird politics, and weird mannerisms. Getting a fleck of food on his lip, embarrassing him in a public setting, is pretty much the most normal thing he's ever done.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Phy posted:

Hey man, don't lump us in with that martian

You don’t get to pick and choose. He’s you and you are him.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

oldpainless posted:

You don’t get to pick and choose. He’s you and you are him.

He left because he's too much of a dork even for us. Ol' Greg ran him out of town.

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

Guy Mann posted:

WEAK: Making sure everyone knows that you don't like The Beatles
FLEEK: Making sure everyone knows John Lennon was a wife beater
MYSTIQUE: Making sure everyone knows that Paul McCartney's body double is in Destiny 2, a game you hate but can't stop playing or talking about

FTFY. :colbert:

90s Cringe Rock
Nov 29, 2006
:gay:

La Brea Carpet posted:

Remember when his account tweeted out porn on 9/11?

The actress looked like his wife.

Krankenstyle posted:

* incest themed porn, no less
That's some advanced stuff right there.

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007


Ted Cruz is weird twitter done horribly right

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

PhotoKirk posted:

And that's the story of the first teacher in space.

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Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

barbecue at the folks posted:

Ted Cruz is weird twitter done horribly right

Are we sure Ted Cruz isn’t secretly Andy Kaufman Bill Hicks the Zod

Are we sure Ted Cruz isn’t secretly a normal human being?

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