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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

JoelJoel posted:

Thought your "wife" was supposed to do that. Guess your internet "friends" will have to do.

I need a contingency in case my wife backs out. As an added incentive, I've got a 1 million dollar life insurance policy so my wife can ugly cry right out of the funeral and right into a Porsche.

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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Back on track:

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

wonder bible would be a cool username

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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

I want one that vibrates.

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F1DriverQuidenBerg: Jan 19, 2014

Rad-daddio posted:

Back on track:

Nothing wrong with waking up to a couple of my favourite psalms.

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Chrpno: Apr 17, 2006

Rad-daddio posted:

Back on track:

Tune it to Ezekiel 23:20 and you'll wonder no more

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ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Chrpno posted:

Tune it to Ezekiel 23:20 and you'll wonder no more

Crypto-nazi bullshit imo. :jerkbag:

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Rad-daddio posted:

Back on track:

america lmao

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:41

ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

Poops Mcgoots posted:

I love this dead gay forum cause you get a bunch of computer janitors giving medical advice because they read an ncbi article once.

Cursed images are the best but cursed discussions are what really power this thread.

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Rad-daddio posted:

I want one that vibrates.

Wonder Vible! Wanna go into business together? Sell vibrating bibles door to door to lonely southern housewives?

# ? Sep 28, 2018 05:55

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Rad-daddio posted:

I'm more worried about my body trying to die while I'm asleep, and my dumbass trying to keep it alive.

"Hur, I'm gonna make sure that I'm well rested and full of foul air from a fetid medical appliance rather than let death take me while I'm dreaming about having sex with my PE teacher but with Jennifer Aniston's head."

-an idiot.

In truth, without my cpap, I am unable to dream because I never achieve REM state. Yeah, I'm fat. But I don't need it just because I am fat. I need it because I have always been fat. My body is now permanently broken because of it. If I dropped 100 lbs, I would still need it. These are the consequences. Shame me for it, I don't give two fucks. It has helped me noticeably and will likely add years to my life. And it's quiet as poo poo, I don't know what you people are talking about.

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Blue Train: Jun 17, 2012

are you sure the fat isn't just blocking your ears

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:01

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Darth Vader needed a cpap machine too.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:04

syscall girl: Nov 7, 2009; by FactsAreUseless; Fun Shoe

Blue Train posted:

are you sure the fat isn't just blocking your ears

Wow rude

Maybe they can't reach with those giant Doughboy arms?

Streams of crisco flowing out of the pores, around the jowls and pooling up in the ears, going rancid and attracting flies to the future corpse of your posting mates is no laughing matter

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:07

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

imagine not being able to dream. its half the fun of going to sleep

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

The New Google Image Layout

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F1DriverQuidenBerg: Jan 19, 2014

I price out health insurance plans for companies and whenever we get requests to price out CPAP coverage I just have images of a fat dude on a scooter

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:26

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

they got rid of viewing the images directly like months ago and I won't forgive them for it

# ? Sep 28, 2018 06:27

CaptainSarcastic: Jul 6, 2013

CPAP machines are prescribed because untreated sleep apnea tends to lead to cardiac issues.

I have idiopathic sleep apnea (it just runs through my mom's side of the family - we're not fat) and my CPAP machine pretty much eliminates it. The machine actually makes a pleasant noise, and prevents me from snoring, gasping, or appearing to be dead, which my partner appreciates.

I'm so used to it that sleeping without it is weird.

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

they got rid of viewing the images directly like months ago and I won't forgive them for it

Just click, then open image in new tab.

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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Grouchio posted:

Just click, then open image in new tab.

that loving sucks and gently caress you

# ? Sep 28, 2018 10:05

Pistol_Pete: Sep 15, 2007; Oven Wrangler

berzerkmonkey posted:

No, but it's more like once you hit 40, poo poo starts breaking. It's depressing.

If you're a lazy fatass who's done no exersize since school, than this is quite correct, yes.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 12:48

Dixville: Nov 4, 2008; I don't think!; Ham Wrangler

Rad-daddio posted:

I'm more worried about my body trying to die while I'm asleep, and my dumbass trying to keep it alive.

"Hur, I'm gonna make sure that I'm well rested and full of foul air from a fetid medical appliance rather than let death take me while I'm dreaming about having sex with my PE teacher but with Jennifer Aniston's head."

-an idiot.

Lmao

Seriously though sleep apnea doesn't really carry a risk of actually directly dying in your sleep from not breathing. It increases your risk of dying from other issue like the cardiac issues that can develop, or falling asleep driving, etc. I'm actually clarifying because I used to think my mom was gonna die in her sleep because she didn't wear the cpap.

I should really get a sleep study cause of my mom having it and people literally telling me they thought I stopped breathing in my sleep, this was like 8 years ago. I even got a referral for it finally and I keep forgetting to make an appointment. Then I think about at times like this, when its 5 am, and they are not open to make an appointment. I'm putting a loving reminder on my phone and it's happening today god dammit!!!

Cuuuurse

# ? Sep 28, 2018 13:11

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

DD always does that thing where he smacks his lips when he's going back to sleep

# ? Sep 28, 2018 13:31

3D Megadoodoo: Nov 25, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

DD always does that thing where he smacks his lips when he's going back to sleep

Whici is impressive considering he doesn't have any.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Milo and POTUS posted:

DD always does that thing where he smacks his lips when he's going back to sleep

Probably needs a cpap machine.

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berzerkmonkey: Jul 23, 2003

Pistol_Pete posted:

If you're a lazy fatass who's done no exersize since school, than this is quite correct, yes.

No, that's what causes more stuff to start breaking.

# ? Sep 28, 2018 13:57

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berzerkmonkey posted:

No, that's what causes more stuff to start breaking.

The Devil's Dictionary posted:

DAWN, n. The time when men of reason go to bed. Certain old men prefer to rise at about that time, taking a cold bath and a long walk with an empty stomach, and otherwise mortifying the flesh. They then point with pride to these practices as the cause of their sturdy health and ripe years; the truth being that they are hearty and old, not because of their habits, but in spite of them. The reason we find only robust persons doing this thing is that it has killed all the others who have tried it.

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Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

Dixville posted:

Cuuuurse

Is it a bigger curse if I said I was debt-free?

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Cyberventurer: Jul 10, 2005

I shouldn't be writing this here.

Cyberventurer fucked around with this message at 17:45 on Sep 28, 2018

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