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ChiTownEddie
Mar 26, 2010

Awesome beer, no pants.
Join the Legion.
Yelich is unbelievably fun to watch, so freaking good.

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MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry
But seriously tho you don't need to give a standing o for literally every 2 strike count

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

JAMOOOL posted:

Quintana could pitch a complete game here lol

He's due to lead off next inning. Doubtful.

Johnny Bravo
Jan 19, 2011
yelich is cool

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
Yesss. Bull pen bull pen!

tadashi
Feb 20, 2006

If someone stepped on Yelich's ankle, just a little just enough for him to sit the rest of the game, I couldn't hold it against them. I'm not campaigning for it or anything but there's no loving stopping him through any other method I can think of.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



JAMOOOL posted:

Quintana could pitch a complete game here lol

That would make me rock hard


Edit: Welp

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Pancakes posted:

This is missing Ryan Braun running after it smack into the Ivy and breaking his nose, but otherwise :golfclap:

Wow how did I even forget about that

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
Seriously tho just juice one to Yelich on his next ab so he can lock up the triple crown

Do it for the children.

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

MatildaTheHun posted:

But seriously tho you don't need to give a standing o for literally every 2 strike count

It's not a "standing o" though... what is your actual complaint? I don't understand.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

tadashi posted:

If someone stepped on Yelich's ankle, just a little just enough for him to sit the rest of the game, I couldn't hold it against them. I'm not campaigning for it or anything but there's no loving stopping him through any other method I can think of.

Can we stop with the gross fantasizing about people being harmed?

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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MatildaTheHun posted:

But seriously tho you don't need to give a standing o for literally every 2 strike count

Yeah gently caress these fans for being excited about their team :bahgawd:

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

DrPossum posted:

Holy poo poo ESPN announcers are loving hot garbage

They get erections for old timey poo poo constantly:

*Chokes up on bat with 2 outs* OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS poo poo YES PLEASE

*Yelich, OPSing 1.050 since May 15th attempts bunt* OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PLAY, HE'S A TRUE GAMER HERE FOR THAT ONE

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Maddon is pulling Q way too early here.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

jit bull transpile posted:

Can we stop with the gross fantasizing about people being harmed?

It wasn't all that gross grandma, was a pretty tame joke.

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Yeah gently caress these fans for being excited about their team :bahgawd:

For me it's more that I have bad hips so standing up is a pain and it leaves me stuck watching people's butts for half the game.

Well Played Mauer
Jun 1, 2003

We'll always have Cabo

Thom P. Tiers posted:

*Yelich, OPSing 1.050 since May 15th attempts bunt* OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS PLAY, HE'S A TRUE GAMER HERE FOR THAT ONE

Then making GBS threads on Schwarber for doing the same thing.

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:
here we go

gonna be interesting if this remains low scoring and both teams burn up their bullpens playing matchup b/c one of them has to play tomorrow

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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jit bull transpile posted:

Can we stop with the gross fantasizing about people being harmed?

I'm not okay with doing it about Yelich, but I am okay with doing about the racists, homophobes, spousal abusers, and cheating liars who got innocent people fired.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Bird in a Blender posted:

Maddon is pulling Q way too early here.

Kind of feel this way too. It wasn't a bad pitch to Yelich.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
gently caress Ryan Braun.

Ferdinand Bardamu
Apr 30, 2013
loving Maddon, let Quintana finish the inning, then pinch hit for him.

Mister Perky
Aug 2, 2010

ChiTownEddie posted:

Yelich is unbelievably fun to watch, so freaking good.

So bummed he didn't get the first NL Triple Crown in literally 81 years.

Kevlar v2.0
Dec 25, 2003

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Bird in a Blender posted:

Maddon is pulling Q way too early here.

He always does this in important games. Like every Hendricks game in the postseason too.

MatildaTheHun
Aug 31, 2011

here's the thing donovan, I'm always hungry

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

Yeah gently caress these fans for being excited about their team :bahgawd:

If you stand up and clap every play then high leverage situations aren't going to feel special! Unless they start like stripping when the bases are loaded

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

I'm not okay with doing it about Yelich, but I am okay with doing about the racists, homophobes, spousal abusers, and cheating liars who got innocent people fired.

Yeah that's fine

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

JAMOOOL posted:

here we go

gonna be interesting if this remains low scoring and both teams burn up their bullpens playing matchup b/c one of them has to play tomorrow

Brewers bullpen is infinite

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Kevlar v2.0 posted:

He always does this in important games. Like every Hendricks game in the postseason too.

Yea and I hate it.

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


meanwhile Marlins man continues to not stand

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
YES!

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

"Stop cheering so much in a hugely important game" has got to be the #1 dumbest take I have ever read on this subforum.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Who could have foreseen Chavez becoming this team's most reliable bullpen arm?

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Man I missed postseason baseball (I'm considering this postseason).

The MUMPSorceress
Jan 6, 2012


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Gary’s Answer
The ump really hosed Aguilar there
called a strike on a ball way outside and he had to protect for the rest of the ab as a result.

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
Ok so score some more loving runs. Do it now, before you face their pen tied or behind.

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

Mister Perky posted:

So bummed he didn't get the first NL Triple Crown in literally 81 years.

he can still get it if he homers

Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Mister Perky posted:

So bummed he didn't get the first NL Triple Crown in literally 81 years.

He can still get it as these stats count towards the regular season. But, not hitting a dinger in his first three AB's is rough. Also Arenado/Story also play today and could ruin it for him. He probably has a 1% chance of getting it.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova
I was a little surprised at pulling Q early, but I think I'm fine with it. I'll take 5 innings with 1 run and not push my luck, especially considering the Brewers got some good swings in on him

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast

Mister Perky posted:

So bummed he didn't get the first NL Triple Crown in literally 81 years.

Of the 4 NL triple crown winners for teams still in existence, 3 were for the Cardinals. :flashfact:

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Thom P. Tiers
May 29, 2008

Red Birds
Red Ass
Red Text

Pancakes posted:

Of the 4 NL triple crown winners for teams still in existence, 3 were for the Cardinals. :flashfact:

Devil Magic Pride :getin:

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