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Unperson_47: Oct 14, 2007

how has the whitehouse not hired an app developer to make an AR game like pokemon go, but you travel all over to find hillary to LOCK HER UP

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FAUXTON: Jun 2, 2005; spero che tu stia bene

This AML conference just got hit with the presidential mass text and it got a big eyeroll from the regulatory chiefs of the SEC/FDIC/OCC, some shehuck impressionist from the federal reserve and also some dork from fincen

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:33

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

what was the actual alert im out of the us

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:34

DoombatINC: Apr 20, 2003; Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.

TMMadman posted:

How do you preorder weed?

You go here and fill a basket and when you place the order they bag it up for you so it's ready when you walk in the store

It's super quick and easy, and they give you bonuses and price cuts for doing it because it keeps the lines moving

Legalization

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:34

D1E: Nov 25, 2001

Kanye West is dumber than Donald Trump.

That's actually a really significant achievement, as Trump is one of the dumbest humans alive.

Kanye West will absolutely be POTUS one day.

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Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

okay finally got mine

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RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

what was the actual alert im out of the us

Good imo

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:34

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

what was the actual alert im out of the us

Presidental alert: im out of diet coke get me more diet coke

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:34

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/ItsAngryBob/status/1047149891737329664

wow if the dems are losing stock photo models theyre doomed

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:35

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 362 days!

D1E posted:

Kanye West is dumber than Donald Trump.

That's actually a really significant achievement, as Trump is one of the dumbest humans alive.

Kanye West will absolutely be POTUS one day.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:35

docbeard: Jul 19, 2011

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

what was the actual alert im out of the us

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: Many people are saying this is a test of the emergency wireless alert system. I don't want to say action is needed, maybe I'll say action is needed in a few days, but not right now. 700 electoral votes, can you believe it?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:36

Phone: Jul 30, 2005; 親子丼をほしい。

gotta add �where were when you got a text from the prez� to the list of trite questions that defines generational ties :/

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:36

logikv9: Mar 5, 2009; Ham Wrangler

trump text troubles techie teens

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Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/ItsAngryBob/status/1047149891737329664

january 20, 2017

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:36

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

i have not yet received my personal alert from president trump. if a nuclear strike was imminent, i would not have had time to do the proper rituals

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:36

Duscat: Jan 4, 2009; Fun Shoe

tenderjerk posted:

https://twitter.com/ItsAngryBob/status/1047149891737329664

lol who was the poster yesterday who was all "pelosi can't say she'll impeach, it would give the republicans a perfect sound byte to put in their ads"

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:36

A Gnarlacious Bro: Apr 25, 2007; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

b-b-b-but pitchfork told me Kanye smart

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

Mr Hootington: Jul 24, 2008; I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

H.P. Hovercraft: Jan 12, 2004; one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse; Slippery Tilde

Duscat posted:

lol who was the poster yesterday who was all "pelosi can't say she'll impeach, it would give the republicans a perfect sound byte to put in their ads"

it was several

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

PoopOnaShoe: Apr 14, 2009

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TMMadman: Sep 9, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

DoombatINC posted:

You go here and fill a basket and when you place the order they bag it up for you so it's ready when you walk in the store

It's super quick and easy, and they give you bonuses and price cuts for doing it because it keeps the lines moving

Legalization

Lmao I get it but it still seems funny.

To me preordering weed was calling up your dealer a couple days before he was going to pick up and telling him to make sure to save a quarter for you.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

D1E posted:

Kanye West is dumber than Donald Trump.

That's actually a really significant achievement, as Trump is one of the dumbest humans alive.

Kanye West will absolutely be POTUS one day.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

tenderjerk: Nov 6, 2008; Can't post for 362 days!

looking to see if i can watch Diamond and Silk's movie in theatres for the one night only itll be showed there

there are 3 theatres by me that are showing it, and one is selling tickets for $26(!) and two just say 'no passes' with no way to purchase them, not sold out, but 'no passes' :negative:

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

Digital Jedi: May 28, 2007; Fallen Rib

I hope Trump links his Twitter to the alert system.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

RealityWarCriminal: Aug 10, 2016

If Cory booker doesnt leak the fbi investigation report he is a cuck and a fraud (he is a cuck and a fraud anyway)

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

Epic High Five: Jun 5, 2004

Mr Hootington posted:

charge ur reception

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

Martin BadClixx: Jul 14, 2012; ^{dada stijl}

A Gnarlacious Bro posted:

b-b-b-but pitchfork told me Kanye smart

Pls form ur own opinion, sheep

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:37

Flavius Aetass: Mar 30, 2011

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

what was the actual alert im out of the us

"warning: something awful is a dead site for damaged sadbrains, also i love piss in my mouth"

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

docbeard posted:

PRESIDENTIAL ALERT: Many people are saying this is a test of the emergency wireless alert system. I don't want to say action is needed, maybe I'll say action is needed in a few days, but not right now. 700 electoral votes, can you believe it?

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

Dolphin: Dec 5, 2008; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Mr Hootington posted:

what do you mean ok, are you mad at me

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

mcbexx: Jul 4, 2004; British dentistry is
not on trial here!

Nonsense posted:

yep, some daniel day lewis type poo poo bout to be witnessed

If you ever told me Steve Carell would play a war criminal, I accidentally would have shot you in the face.

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few

TMMadman posted:

Lmao I get it but it still seems funny.

To me preordering weed was calling up your dealer a couple days before he was going to pick up and telling him to make sure to save a quarter for you.

2013 was such a barbaric time

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

Sheng-Ji Yang: Mar 5, 2014

Flavius Aetass posted:

"warning: something awful is a dead site for damaged sadbrains, also i love piss in my mouth"

drat, harsh but fair

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

Squizzle: Apr 24, 2008

TMMadman posted:

Remind me again why we need a president alert when we have the national emergency broadcast system?

an emergency alert/instruction/info system that reaches people not close to a radio or tv is a great idea

its just that trump is a bad idea so everything assoc w him/the executive rn seems absurd and useless, including otherwise fine things

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

alnilam: Nov 10, 2009

tenderjerk posted:

looking to see if i can watch Diamond and Silk's movie in theatres for the one night only itll be showed there

there are 3 theatres by me that are showing it, and one is selling tickets for $26(!) and two just say 'no passes' with no way to purchase them, not sold out, but 'no passes'

don't give fascist propagandists money even to see it ironically

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:38

stuffed crust punk: Oct 8, 2004; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://twitter.com/ShitpostBot5000/status/1047554412871335936

# ? Oct 3, 2018 19:39

Billzasilver: Nov 8, 2016; I lift my drink and sing a song

for who knows if life is short or long?

Man's life is like the morning dew

past days many, future days few