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yeah they transport almost as well as wizards and can heal
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I could eat pizza everyday, like I always wanted as a child. But because I'm a responsible adult, I only eat pizza every other day.
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Oct 6, 2018 21:03
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blarzgh posted:showing pictures of your kids to people who don't care but you know they don't care but you don't care that they don't care telling the guy showing you pictures of his kids that he knows you don't care about that he has "cute grandkids" then doing a freakin' sick kickflip and skitching into the sunset
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Oct 6, 2018 21:49
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Molentik posted:For the 15 to 25 year olds; smoke less weed now so you can smoke in more comfortable surroundings in your 30s and 40s. gently caress I wish I would’ve done this. I mean smoking outside is cool but smoking inside is way easier
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Oct 6, 2018 21:52
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sorry but if you messed up smoking weed that is your problem. its a hallucinogen. you get what you ask for
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Oct 6, 2018 21:53
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69 is the new 29
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Oct 6, 2018 22:20
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Jose Mengelez posted:telling the guy showing you pictures of his kids that he knows you don't care about that he has "cute grandkids" then doing a freakin' sick kickflip and skitching into the sunset Taking a Zantac for that sick (heart)burn!
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Oct 6, 2018 23:20
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Also heartburn probably means you all need to lose 20lbs . I got some genetic traits for it but not being a pudgy sucker matters a lot.
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Oct 6, 2018 23:24
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lol at anyone who thinks 30s sucks. Wait 'til you hit 40 and stupid poo poo starts happening like you just did something slightly amiss while walking normally and your knee went 'ping' and now it hurts every time you go up or down stairs and basically never heals unless you actively do some sort of bullshit physical therapy around it for half an hour every day for 6 months. vvvv don't roll a 20 on your heart attacks. roomforthetuna fucked around with this message at 23:36 on Oct 6, 2018 |
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Oct 6, 2018 23:29
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i think its ok to be wary of existing in the critical heart attack range
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Oct 6, 2018 23:31
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Molentik posted:For the 15 to 25 year olds; smoke less weed now so you can smoke in more comfortable surroundings in your 30s and 40s. Absolutely I didn’t smoke tell after my degree and a couple years into a professional job. nothing relaxes more after a day of work like hotboxing your apartment
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Oct 7, 2018 00:04
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mycomancy posted:My 20s were spent entirely in higher education, as well as half of my 30s. I turn 36 in a couple months. You couldn't pay me to be a 20something dumbass again. I'm also becoming MUCH more radical in my political and social views, and I think that conservatism is a form of virulent sociopathy only curable by same, college sucked my corporate 30’s are muuuuch better
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Oct 7, 2018 00:07
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seems legit https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuhlAYsp2fI
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Oct 7, 2018 00:07
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Young people, work out and stay fit, keep your health good, have fun but don't do risky things to excess, focus on building your life and future by working your rear end off and if at all possible, travel and experience other cultures and the world but if can't, do it in your 30s. Put your plans together and execute. Have high ideals and standards for yourself and keep integrity. You can't control much beyond yourself, learn to take a punch and roll, keep your cool and focus on getting your goals accomplished. Connections matter so socialize, make friends, get out and experience the world with the good and bad and learn from it, you will find a way to survive and grow. Be generous, kind, and giving. Uplift and extend a hand to those who need it and build something great.
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Oct 7, 2018 00:10
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I miss sleep. Now I can't sleep cause I hurt or just cause. That anda bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 7, 2018 00:36
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if you cant sleep maybe you should shut the gently caress up
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Oct 7, 2018 00:39
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I wish I was more alive
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Oct 7, 2018 00:40
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#woke
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Oct 7, 2018 00:41
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I wish I were a better father to my children. It's just that their inane babble is insufficiently marxist.
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Oct 7, 2018 00:44
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I had some buffalo wings the other day and it literally hosed up my insides for 2 days. I can’t eat anything spicier than a little bit of black pepper. RIP
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Oct 7, 2018 00:57
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I've had 11 beers and 3 shots of whiskey today and i'm pretty sure tomorrow is ruined.
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Oct 7, 2018 01:01
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I had some "red-hot" pepperoni about a month ago, and it was like I was making GBS threads liquid fire out of my butthole. Not like you get some spicy mexican and then later you're all "Oh wow, phew, this is a spicy poo poo I'm taking. Oh me, oh my!". This was all "Oh CHRIST. I might need medical attention here. I'm getting 3rd-degree burns on my o-ring here. gently caress, the Yellowstone caldera has erupted in my lower intestine, and magma is flowing out my butthole. The toilet porcelain may be in danger here. Get a popsicle, I'm gonna need to put it up my b-hole after this is over."
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Oct 7, 2018 01:04
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Get a popsicle, I'm gonna need to put it up my b-hole after this is over." Real tempted to put a bomb pop up my rear end in a top hat now. Thanks a lot.
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Oct 7, 2018 01:10
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Everything sucks and its only going to get worse. The pessimistic predictions you had as a teenager were actually accurate.
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Oct 7, 2018 01:11
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At 30 you’re at a weird age where anyone 5 years older or younger seems completely retarded to you.
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Oct 7, 2018 01:15
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I wish I was Dredd The good Karl Urban one not the bad Stallone one of my bad childhood
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Oct 7, 2018 01:28
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slave to my cravings posted:At 30 you’re at a weird age where anyone 5 years older or younger seems completely retarded to you. Nah 30 is the age at which you realize that you are in fact extremely retarded and completely reprehensible in every way.
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Oct 7, 2018 01:31
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30 is the age when you realize every single one of your tattoos sucks except the obvious joke one.
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Oct 7, 2018 01:35
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slave to my cravings posted:At 30 you’re at a weird age where anyone 5 years older or younger seems completely retarded to you. No I think people in my age group are retarded as well
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Oct 7, 2018 01:42
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lets hang out used to be code for rolling around on the floor now it might mean streaming tv or whatever and that just confuses things
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Oct 7, 2018 02:16
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Say goodbye to having a bunch of friends and hopefully say hello to having a few really good friends
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Oct 7, 2018 03:31
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You’re sexually irrelevant and are judged solely by how much much money you have
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Oct 7, 2018 03:36
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Gotta get divorced for the sole reason that everyone else is at my age. I don't have a choice. 
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LethalGeek posted:Also heartburn probably means you all need to lose 20lbs . I got some genetic traits for it but not being a pudgy sucker matters a lot. im fat as gently caress and heartburn is so rare i kinda freak when it happens and have to "oh right" ymmv
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Oct 7, 2018 05:18
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pop trunk wave, just got paid
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Oct 7, 2018 06:25
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Jose Mengelez posted:30 is the age when you realize every single one of your tattoos sucks except the obvious joke one. i feel like this should be true but the arrested development common to my generation is pushing it more towards 40 with the people i know. gonna be sweet for me when they finally get there tho. i mean ill commiserate and i wont say i told you so but you bet ill be thinking it
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Oct 7, 2018 06:29
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a bone to pick posted:I wish I was dead
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Oct 7, 2018 06:30
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have people who wish they were dead ever actually been deceased?
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Oct 7, 2018 06:37
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hey so most of my friends were murdered. friends are good and dont take advantage of them
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Go back to school and feel old, decrepit, and sexually unwanted compared to your younger counterparts, which you once were You were also highly retarded back then, but man it was great
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