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What is YISUN?
Mother
A lie we tell ourselves to have a purpose
Bliss
A paradox with no solution
Father
A strong female protagonist
The weakest thing there is and the smallest crawling thing
Creator
Everything in this miserable and hellish existence
A solution with no paradoxes
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ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Thats some good lore about piercing your head to headbutt things like a furious dumbass.

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
I assume eating whatever is in that bun (and I really don't think I want to know) is also part of her training regimen.

PoultryGeist
Feb 27, 2013

Crystals?
Someone's got The Glow in addition to her halo

ThatBasqueGuy
Feb 14, 2013

someone introduce jojo to lazyb


What happened to the splotch of mystery meat that hit perfectly on her scar, my immersion is being ruined.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Gnome de plume posted:

I assume eating whatever is in that bun (and I really don't think I want to know) is also part of her training regimen.

sausage inna bun is a universal constant. so is the regret that comes later.

NecroMonster
Jan 4, 2009

genuine pig

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Im finally off probation!

So on the subject of some dead topics





I don't think Daddy Solomon necessarily staged the incident where he came upon the men killing themselves to pull a stone block.

They weren't described as slaves, but as gladiators or something. I got the impression that these are actually volunteers who are engaging in an extreme form of training so that they can achieve a level of physical perfection on par with Davey Sol. After all, it wasn't too long ago that people literally trained themselves to the brink of death.

I think that Daddy Solly is actually too perfect and inspires his people to model themselves after him to their own detriment. And Big Daddy either doesn't realoze this or doesn't care, so he's blind to the fanatacism his people have that lead themselves to their own deaths. And, of course, the laws undoubtedly encourage this kind of thing. Leading to a society that is almost mandated to work themselves literally to death.

Solomon isn't giving these men a reprieve. He's giving them a goal. They're all going to want to reach the level where they too can effortlessly lift multi-ton blocks of granite with one hand. And they're all going to kill themselves doing it.

Solomon isn't just building an empire that can't function without him, he's building an empire thats burning itself from the inside out trying to please him.

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink

Who What Now posted:

I think that Daddy Solly is actually too perfect and inspires his people to model themselves after him to their own detriment. And Big Daddy either doesn't realoze this or doesn't care, so he's blind to the fanatacism his people have that lead themselves to their own deaths.

That he claims "I do not wish to be a Tyrant forever," leads me to believe that he's fully aware of how his presence is ultimately detrimental to his people.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:

Who What Now posted:

After all, it wasn't too long ago that people literally trained themselves to the brink of death.

I mean Crossfit is a thing

shirts and skins
Jun 25, 2007

Good morning!
SWOLLISON!

Also link to the new strip for people too lazy to look themselves:

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/king-of-swords-2-13/

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

My only regret is not getting a training montage set to Joe Esposito's 'The Best Around.'

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

Schwarzwald posted:

That he claims "I do not wish to be a Tyrant forever," leads me to believe that he's fully aware of how his presence is ultimately detrimental to his people.

Nah, he’s play-acting at civilization; he knows that proper societies must outlive their rulers so he makes all the correct noises on that subject but he’ll never relinquish control.

eke out
Feb 24, 2013



shirts and skins posted:

SWOLLISON!

Also link to the new strip for people too lazy to look themselves:

https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/king-of-swords-2-13/

allison's goku levels are rising quickly

A big flaming stink
Apr 26, 2010

eke out posted:

allison's goku levels are rising quickly

i don't know, she seems awfully concerned with actually helping people rather than having good fights

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008

god i haven't had a good pork bun in so long

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
You need to get a pork bun in your hand

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Since finding out that frozen pork buns come out pretty nice (as long as you arent buying crap) there's always a few in my freezer. :9

also lol if the guy replies 'Yeah a crazy tunnel ape keeps doing pullups on the shrine!'

Synthbuttrange fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Oct 7, 2018

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Is that a full-body halo?

Dr Subterfuge
Aug 31, 2005

TIME TO ROC N' ROLL

The Lone Badger posted:

Is that a full-body halo?

Looks like all it's missing is the symbol in the front.

Also, I just love how confused that little guy is.

Dr Subterfuge fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Oct 7, 2018

Xand_Man
Mar 2, 2004

If what you say is true
Wutang might be dangerous


Goddamn I want a pork bun

Also OF COURSE White Chain's training regimen features "Fight Crime, 10 reps"

ChaseSP
Mar 25, 2013



Fister Roboto posted:

god i haven't had a good pork bun in so long

A man who never eats pork buns is never a whole man!

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


Pork buns...noodles...should be called Kill 6 Billion Calories

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

grill six billion lardons

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

The Lone Badger posted:

Is that a full-body halo?

That little guy must be so unnerved. A crazy lady messes up his shrine then asks about his troubles while brandishing the Atum equivalent of a gun.

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

That little guy must be so unnerved. A crazy lady messes up his shrine then asks about his troubles while brandishing the Atum equivalent of a gun nuke.

Dog Kisser
Mar 30, 2005

But People have fears that beasts do not. Questions, too.

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

That little guy must be so unnerved. A crazy lady messes up his shrine then asks about his troubles while brandishing the Atum equivalent of an gun. nuke Atum Bomb

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

PoultryGeist posted:

Someone's got The Glow in addition to her halo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpSse2JXmHQ

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


is that when you have a boner for food

because i'm rocking a lardon for some pork buns right now

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



but the only meaty word i could think of that semirhymes with "demons"

girl dick energy
Sep 30, 2009

You think you have the wherewithal to figure out my puzzle vagina?
Look at that CASUAL full crown.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


PMush Perfect posted:

Look at that CASUAL full crown.

you will never have a bun as good as that one

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


looks like our girl has been grinding for XP by doing quests for local NPCs. clearly she has adapted to her role as hero protagonist well.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

Grind 6 Billion Levels

E: VVVVV The gently caress rats are you killing that give you a level each?

Beepity Boop fucked around with this message at 03:15 on Oct 8, 2018

Pacra
Aug 5, 2004

Hremsfeld posted:

Grind 6 Billion Levels

From MMO experience we can derive this into Kill Six Billion Rats

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

Hremsfeld posted:

Grind 6 Billion Levels

E: VVVVV The gently caress rats are you killing that give you a level each?

The rats are level scaling so they're good XP to grind until end game.

That's why they always put a notice on bulletin board. Nobody wants to tangle with potentially infinite scaling rats.

Alternatively its actually 6 billion rats per level.

DancingShade fucked around with this message at 07:29 on Oct 8, 2018

Dalris Othaine
Oct 14, 2013

I think, therefore I am inevitable.

Synthbuttrange posted:

Since finding out that frozen pork buns come out pretty nice (as long as you arent buying crap) there's always a few in my freezer. :9

also lol if the guy replies 'Yeah a crazy tunnel ape keeps doing pullups on the shrine!'

i need to loving get some of these, it's true facts

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Fister Roboto posted:

because i'm rocking a lardon for some pork buns right now

Have some food porn.

https://i.imgur.com/7scMfMC.mp4

DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

*breathes heavily*

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

Synthbuttrange posted:

Since finding out that frozen pork buns come out pretty nice (as long as you arent buying crap) there's always a few in my freezer. :9

also lol if the guy replies 'Yeah a crazy tunnel ape keeps doing pullups on the shrine!'

How do you unfrozen a pork bun? Can you microwave, or do you need to steam in a rice cooker?

Edit: Assume for this purpose that I am not Royalty and cannot simply cut the cold away from the bun.

The Lone Badger fucked around with this message at 10:09 on Oct 8, 2018

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DancingShade
Jul 26, 2007

by Fluffdaddy

The Lone Badger posted:

How do you unfrozen a pork bun? Can you microwave, or do you need to steam in a rice cooker?

Edit: Assume for this purpose that I am not Royalty and cannot simply cut the cold away from the bun.

Stick it under your armpit until body temperature warm, consume.

If you want it a bit crispy ask your nearest friendly demon / angel to do it for you.

DancingShade fucked around with this message at 10:17 on Oct 8, 2018

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