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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.
lol Warner Bros just hired James Gunn to write and direct Suicide Squad 2

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pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

lol Warner Bros just hired James Gunn to write and direct Suicide Squad 2

It's official? I read that they were still in talks.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


It's not wrong though.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Joey Freshwater posted:

Someone posted a really good chili recipe in here a whiiiile back that I printed out and made a few times but I lost the recipe in my move.

Anyone know what I�m talking about or alternatively have any really good chili recipes

e: oh ffs is that stupid iPhone glitch back?

Not sure if this is what you’re referring to, but I’ll keep pushing this recipe as long as I breathe


2 tablespoons olive oil
3 pounds sirloin steak, cut into 1-inch cubes
12 ounces chorizo sausage, casing removed, cut into 1/2 cubes
1 large yellow onion, coarsely chopped
1/4 cup chili powder
1 tablespoon garlic salt
2 teaspoons cumin
1 teaspoon dried basil
2 (14.5 oz) cans beef broth
2 (14.5 oz) cans whole tomatoes, drained
1 (12 oz) can beer (your choice here, doesn't have a huge impact what you use, just make sure it's not too lovely)
1 cup cilantro, chopped
1 cinnamon stick
3 bay leaves
2-4 green jalapenos, slit lengthwise 3 times each (alternately, 1 habanero and 1 jalapeno)
1 tablespoon yellow cornmeal
Salt and pepper, to taste

Some notes:
You can tailor the meat to your budget. I always get nice sirloins cut up at my butcher, but any old stew meat will work (round, etc). I prefer spicy pork chorizo (again, my butcher makes it) because the chicken stuff doesn't taste right to me.
You can tailor the recipe to your level. You can make your own chili powder for instance. Or make your own beef stock.
I usually make it with a brown ale, something Newcastle-y. Up to your tastes. I wouldn't use a stout personally, but a porter might be interesting.
This is a very mild recipe. I usually use 2 habaneros (seeded, diced) and 3-4 jalapenos (sliced). I like my chili hot.
Never add beans to chili, unless you're a goddamn pinko commie.

Directions:
Place oil in a large, heavy pot over medium heat. Brown the sirloin in
batches. Remove to a bowl with a slotted spoon.
Add chorizo and onions to the pot and brown. Make sure to break up the meat.
Return sirloin to the pot and stir in remaining ingredients, except for garnishes.
Bring to a boil, reduce heat, simmer for 3-5 hours (longer is better). Stir occasionally, breaking up tomatoes.
Before serving, discard cinnamon stick and bay leaves (and habanero if you didn't dice them, don't want someone biting into that!). Garnish with cheese and sour cream, if desired.

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Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

DariusLikewise posted:

Yeah KARE11, my fiancee likes watching Fallon before bed so we always end up catching the end of the news and it's just all attack ads. There's another where they say a woman running as a Democrat oversaw a company with massive corruption and fraud, while meanwhile all the incidents levied against the company were 5 years after she left. I remember American attack ads being insane but it seems next level this year.


This is maybe the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

I know exactly which one you're talking about! My personal favorite is the one against the guy with an arrest record. He must have filmed a vlog in his car or something, so they use that footage with a police car edited into the back window so it looks like it's pursuing him down the highway while he records a YouTube video. They also say he has been cited for possessing drug paraphernalia, and show a very janky looking crack pipe (I'm guessing he actually had something pot-related).

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

CannonFodder posted:

Fiona Apple is a wonderful musician.

Give your daughter the middle name Apple.

Middle name is Minerva, after my great great aunt. My wife also loved the initials "FML".

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

waah posted:

It's not wrong though.

in 30 years we'll be so globalized that half of the working population is going to have foreign names

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Mel Mudkiper posted:

lol Warner Bros just hired James Gunn to write and direct Suicide Squad 2

Wow, now if they don't bring back Will Smith it might be a good movie.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Chichevache posted:

Middle name is Minerva, after my great great aunt. My wife also loved the initials "FML".

Minerva is the best armor for women in the final fantasy series, nice

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Chichevache posted:

Wow, now if they don't bring back Will Smith it might be a good movie.

That movie was so stupid.

"Let's assemble a team of people with super powers!"

*3/4 of team have no super powers*

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

Thaddius the Large posted:

Not sure if this is what you�re referring to, but I�ll keep pushing this recipe as long as I breathe


2 tablespoons olive oil
3 pounds sirloin steak, cut into 1-inch cubes
12 ounces chorizo sausage, casing removed, cut into 1/2 cubes
1 large yellow onion, coarsely chopped
1/4 cup chili powder
1 tablespoon garlic salt
2 teaspoons cumin
1 teaspoon dried basil
2 (14.5 oz) cans beef broth
2 (14.5 oz) cans whole tomatoes, drained
1 (12 oz) can beer (your choice here, doesn't have a huge impact what you use, just make sure it's not too lovely)
1 cup cilantro, chopped
1 cinnamon stick
3 bay leaves
2-4 green jalapenos, slit lengthwise 3 times each (alternately, 1 habanero and 1 jalapeno)
1 tablespoon yellow cornmeal
Salt and pepper, to taste

Some notes:
You can tailor the meat to your budget. I always get nice sirloins cut up at my butcher, but any old stew meat will work (round, etc). I prefer spicy pork chorizo (again, my butcher makes it) because the chicken stuff doesn't taste right to me.
You can tailor the recipe to your level. You can make your own chili powder for instance. Or make your own beef stock.
I usually make it with a brown ale, something Newcastle-y. Up to your tastes. I wouldn't use a stout personally, but a porter might be interesting.
This is a very mild recipe. I usually use 2 habaneros (seeded, diced) and 3-4 jalapenos (sliced). I like my chili hot.
Never add beans to chili, unless you're a goddamn pinko commie.

Directions:
Place oil in a large, heavy pot over medium heat. Brown the sirloin in
batches. Remove to a bowl with a slotted spoon.
Add chorizo and onions to the pot and brown. Make sure to break up the meat.
Return sirloin to the pot and stir in remaining ingredients, except for garnishes.
Bring to a boil, reduce heat, simmer for 3-5 hours (longer is better). Stir occasionally, breaking up tomatoes.
Before serving, discard cinnamon stick and bay leaves (and habanero if you didn't dice them, don't want someone biting into that!). Garnish with cheese and sour cream, if desired.

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Yes! That's the one. I add beans to it because gently caress you but it's so good

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Quiet Feet posted:

That movie was so stupid.

"Let's assemble a team of people with super powers!"

*3/4 of team have no super powers*

I thought it was alright. Not great, but not terrible.

I enjoyed the Batman cameos.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967

Spoeank posted:

We just need to pin Leperflesh's chili recipe to the OP imo

Done.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
If they had just made it the Dirty Dozen with villians, it would have been good.

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal

Thaddius the Large posted:

Sent from my iPhone

Most important part of the recipe imo

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





pubic works project posted:

I thought it was alright. Not great, but not terrible.

I enjoyed the Batman cameos.

It wasn't as bad as I thought but really messed up the premise. Like Harley Quinn is just a waifish clown with a baseball bat and she's trashing the weird mummy minions just as hard as Killer Croc.

Leperflesh
May 17, 2007

This is my big dumb chili post:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837557
Archives are required to read it.

Thaddius the Large posted:

Sent from my iPhone

This is also a perfectly cromulent chili recipe and I endorse it. I would only suggest that using some fresh or dried chiles of various other varieties would be a good way to go if they're available. Thaddius' recipe uses jalapenos and/or habaneros, which are fine and dandy, but if you can get e.g. chilaca (pasillas), poblanos (anchos), mirasol (guajillos), etc. it is good to play around with them. For lots of chile flavor with not as much heat, roast or cook up a bunch of milder peppers like anaheims to add in vs. just one or two hotter ones. You could even throw in some regular bell peppers. When preparing, remove the seeds and the connective tissue that holds them to reduce heat if you like. You can also go with cans of chipoltles in adobo... these are magical little cans of amazing flavor, if you have not cooked with them before by all means get a couple and check it out.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
This is Leper IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=722D6yAYimM

edit: found a better video

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

basil in chili?

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

pubic works project posted:

This is Leper IRL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=722D6yAYimM

edit: found a better video

Legitimately the saddest thing to happen on the office

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Spoeank posted:

Legitimately the saddest thing to happen on the office

My wife and I feel like there should have been a giant chili stain on the carpet that entire episode.

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.
https://twitter.com/dylanbyers/status/1049743419512303618?s=21

Gumbel2Gumbel
Apr 28, 2010

Why in God's name would you use a quick cooking cut like sirloin which toughens up as it cooks opposed to something that falls apart under slow cooking

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Lowtax vs Bol 2 can be the undercard

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002

Ah yes the daily reminder that he’s ultimately a massive massive attention whore moreso than some freedom fighter

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

seiferguy posted:

Most important part of the recipe imo

If using my email outbox as a document storage device is wrong, I don�t want to be right!

Leperflesh posted:

This is my big dumb chili post:
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3837557
Archives are required to read it.


This is also a perfectly cromulent chili recipe and I endorse it. I would only suggest that using some fresh or dried chiles of various other varieties would be a good way to go if they're available. Thaddius' recipe uses jalapenos and/or habaneros, which are fine and dandy, but if you can get e.g. chilaca (pasillas), poblanos (anchos), mirasol (guajillos), etc. it is good to play around with them. For lots of chile flavor with not as much heat, roast or cook up a bunch of milder peppers like anaheims to add in vs. just one or two hotter ones. You could even throw in some regular bell peppers. When preparing, remove the seeds and the connective tissue that holds them to reduce heat if you like. You can also go with cans of chipoltles in adobo... these are magical little cans of amazing flavor, if you have not cooked with them before by all means get a couple and check it out.

I do love chipotle, though it is so distinct and strong a flavor I don�t wind up including it often. Thanks for the input on peppers though, I�ve been reading for years about making my own chili powder but haven�t actually bothered to put it any effort or thought.

On an only semi-related note, anybody have thoughts or recommendations on a spice grinder? I don�t need anything fancy, but the two coffee grinders I currently own are solely used for coffee and cannabis, respectively. I acknowledge in advance it�s insane to be putting any thought into a spice grinder, I just don�t want to deal with one that�s hard to clean.

Edit:

Gumbel2Gumbel posted:

Why in God's name would you use a quick cooking cut like sirloin which toughens up as it cooks opposed to something that falls apart under slow cooking

I have not had it get too tough on me? It always seems to strike a nice balance between being tender but still having intact hunks of meat, not sure if I could be doing it better though, I’m always open to tinkering with recipes!

pubic works project
Jan 28, 2005

No Decepticon in history, and I say this with great surety, has been treated worse or more unfairly.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Ah yes the daily reminder that he�s ultimately a massive massive attention whore moreso than some freedom fighter

I'm down for it as long as Junior gets his rear end kicked.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
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weird Asian candy
Aug 23, 2005

Ask me about how my football team's success determines my self worth, and how I wish I lived in New Orleans.

pubic works project posted:

I'm down for it as long as Junior gets his rear end kicked.

Have you seen his deadlifting form? He is that dude that has horrible form, should blow out his back, and yet somehow crushes a 300lb deadlift with ease. What I'm saying is, he will probably win the dang fight and look like a goober boss doing it.

The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

What in the world?

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Spoeank posted:

We just need to pin Leperflesh's chili recipe to the OP imo

Turns out, it's actually just a catering recipe for word salad. (serves 500)

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Looks like Lowtax broke the forum again

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Amy Pole Her posted:

Ah yes the daily reminder that he�s ultimately a massive massive attention whore moreso than some freedom fighter

yeah everytime someone is like "look at what avenetti is saying" its like "this is not good"

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Joey Freshwater posted:

Someone posted a really good chili recipe in here a whiiiile back that I printed out and made a few times but I lost the recipe in my move.

Anyone know what I�m talking about or alternatively have any really good chili recipes

e: oh ffs is that stupid iPhone glitch back?

nice try turd burglar

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Quiet Feet posted:

That movie was so stupid.

"Let's assemble a team of people with super powers!"

*3/4 of team have no super powers*

it's sort of stupid to have such a massive, existential threat like that movie have and expect a bunch of nobodies to handle it when superman is just like right over there and could handle it in ten seconds

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

seiferguy posted:

Looks like Lowtax broke the forum again

I think he said something the other day about trying to fix the search function? Amazing how as near as I can tell, Radium made the stability of the entire site revolve around a non-working search engine

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

FizFashizzle posted:

it's sort of stupid to have such a massive, existential threat like that movie have and expect a bunch of nobodies to handle it when superman is just like right over there and could handle it in ten seconds

superman was dead at that point

doesn't mean batman couldn't have given a slight poo poo

or wonder woman

or gently caress it, the flash

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The Glumslinger posted:

What in the world?

Are the forums broken today when displaying certain characters or is it just the mobile app?

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Are the forums broken today when displaying certain characters or is it just the mobile app?

It's the forums.

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Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Quiet Feet posted:

That movie was so stupid.

"Let's assemble a team of people with super powers!"

*3/4 of team have no super powers*

I mean, a lot of the people who didn't have powers were at least specialists

like, Deadshot doesn't have a power but "really really good at guns" is still something you would want on that kind of mission

I just don't get why they brought the crazy former psychiatrist with a baseball bat. Like, she doesn't even have a talent other than crazy.

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