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NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
my mum died of bulimia before i was born.

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Fingerless Gloves
May 21, 2011

... aaand also go away and don't come back
Hello

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Owned

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
A friend (of which i have many) gave me some produce from their garden including a giant butternut squash. On my 4th butternut squash based meal in a row and running low on inspiration.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



goatface posted:

Are you suggesting we go to the north pole and fight a big emo lad? Because that sounds like effort.

Yeah it kinda does. Never mind, someone else can do it

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

A friend (of which i have many) gave me some produce from their garden including a giant butternut squash. On my 4th butternut squash based meal in a row and running low on inspiration.
boil (or ideally microwave steam) the butternut squash with some sweet potato for 10 mins

boil up some veg stock, blend the butternut squash & sweet potato (or mash it if you have no blender) with an onion and a chili. throw it in a pan for 5 minutes

sprinkle a generous amount (2 tsp) of smoked paprika onto some diced chicken and fry it with a crushed clove of garlic while the sauce boils

throw the sauce on the chicken for 2 minutes and then the chicken in sauce onto one of those bags of rice that need 2 minutes in the microwave

enjoy your chicken deluxe with an episode of qi

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

oh poo poo wait, add salt before serving

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



I absent mindedly ate an entire pack of fig rolls, and I can’t remember if this will result in solidification or liquidation

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Bobby Deluxe posted:

boil (or ideally microwave steam) the butternut squash with some sweet potato for 10 mins

boil up some veg stock, blend the butternut squash & sweet potato (or mash it if you have no blender) with an onion and a chili. throw it in a pan for 5 minutes

sprinkle a generous amount (2 tsp) of smoked paprika onto some diced chicken and fry it with a crushed clove of garlic while the sauce boils

throw the sauce on the chicken for 2 minutes and then the chicken in sauce onto one of those bags of rice that need 2 minutes in the microwave

enjoy your chicken deluxe with an episode of qi

OK I'll try this. You're putting your reputation on the line here.

Ratjaculation posted:

I absent mindedly ate an entire pack of fig rolls, and I can’t remember if this will result in solidification or liquidation

I made fig rolls. They didn't look like the picture.

They want £700 to make my car go again. Until then theyve given me a banger of such decrepitude you question whether you really want these guys involved in fixing a car at all.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
*clears throat* how do you make a fig roll?

very carefully

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

Bobby Deluxe posted:

enjoy your chicken deluxe with an episode of qi

QI told me that squash, along with avocado, lettuce and cherries, aren't vegan because of exploitation of bees

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
so I can find the parts for the car for a third online within minutes. Just always getting screwed.

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

NotJustANumber99 posted:

so I can find the parts for the car for a third online within minutes. Just always getting screwed.

car parts vary wildly in quality

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
Theyre all bosch parts and its only a loving old renault to start with

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

NotJustANumber99 posted:

OK I'll try this. You're putting your reputation on the line here.
jokes on you, i have no reputation :unsmith:

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Microwave rice is almost universally bad

The Tilda coconut and lemongrass is a rare exception

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

Quote-Unquote posted:

The Tilda coconut and lemongrass is a rare exception

How many times have I said exactly this!

fridge corn
Apr 2, 2003

NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN :black101:

NotJustANumber99 posted:

Theyre all bosch parts and its only a loving old renault to start with

then buy the parts and fit them yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
the UK loving SUCKS

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
gdurrrrrrrr we conquered 3rd world countries a hundred years ago, woooow we still hold any significant weight in any political alliance

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Quote-Unquote posted:

Microwave rice is almost universally bad

The Tilda coconut and lemongrass is a rare exception
sainsburys jasmine rice is ok, if you do it for an extra 30 seconds it is nice and sticky

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

rear end posted:

gdurrrrrrrr we conquered 3rd world countries a hundred years ago, woooow we still hold any significant weight in any political alliance
yeah we know this

brexit is stupid

really really stupid

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

rear end posted:

the UK loving SUCKS

its 'arse' actually

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting

fridge corn posted:

then buy the parts and fit them yourself!!!!!!!!!!!!!

might do. dunno why i should fell!!!!!!! cool with getting ripped off though.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



rear end posted:

gdurrrrrrrr we conquered 3rd world countries a hundred years ago, woooow we still hold any significant weight in any political alliance

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code:
ACTIVATING PATRIOTIC COUNTERMEASURES














Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

ratty what have you done i haVE gOnE ALL PATRIOTIC

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



BRTIAN MEENS BRITUSH

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



code:
DEPLOYING PATRIOTIC QUOTES

quote:

As a white, straight, middle income, male - I know a lot about discrimination

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Go down ta tescos and gettus some chips fa tea

quote:

I'm not racist, but these coloureds are taking over

quote:

Out means OUT

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I'm nearly 40 and cannae afford a home despite working 2 jobs

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

if your not abel to speak propper inglish then fack off out me country!!

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
bonfire night soon. my favourite british fairy tale.

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese
thanks to that burst of PATrIOTiSM ratty I have quit the Labour party and insulted a pakistani lady for wearing a hijab

AND DID THOSE FEET

IN ANCIENT TIME

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
thats all i got for you assholes. keep dipping those cucumber sandwiches in your teapots or woteva

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
embrace the anime titty. become one with it

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
whats wrong arse?

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
i will tear you a brand new one you imperialistic stack of trash

NotJustANumber99
Feb 15, 2012

somehow that last av was even worse than your posting
rubbish

ass
Sep 22, 2011
Young Orc
you may make fun of my choice of words, as long as no harm touches my precious tamamo no mae. well cheers

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



rear end posted:

thats all i got for you assholes. keep dipping those cucumber sandwiches in your teapots or woteva

I had a cucumber, cheese and salty vinny crisp sandwich earlier

I dunked it in my irn bru

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




Where can I get this in pillow form

Asking for a friend

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