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Newspaper JJJ is completely right about Spider-Man being a menace, but nobody listens to him.
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Jerry Cotton posted:The Kingpin is Rocket Raccoons dad? He's not enough of a chomnker for me to believe that. No Peter is rockets dad. Have you all ready forgotten that glorious saga?
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Oct 12, 2018 18:02
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The Lord of Hats posted:Newspaper JJJ is completely right about Spider-Man being a menace, but nobody listens to him. I don't see how getting more pictures of him is going to help though. Just make more Spiderslayers with your face on them I say.
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Oct 12, 2018 19:58
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 "300 dead thanks to Spider-man"
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Oct 12, 2018 22:13
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lmao jesus christ spidey
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Oct 12, 2018 22:17
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Ok my God they really crashed it into MJ's theater. This comic.
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Oct 12, 2018 22:22
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This was inevitable as soon as Spidey said his main concern was "if their murder plot succeeds, the theater might never reopen."
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Oct 12, 2018 22:49
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Johnny Walker posted:"OK Mr Lee, so how do we get Spider-Man and Iron Fist out of this helicopter crash?" That uhh is unfortunately a lot more energetic and coherent than Stan the Man has been sounding lately: https://www.thedailybeast.com/stan-lee-would-like-to-set-the-record-straight-will-anyone-let-him (Warning: depressing af)
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Oct 12, 2018 22:59
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:This was inevitable as soon as Spidey said his main concern was "if their murder plot succeeds, the theater might never reopen." MJ's gonna need a new job.
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Oct 12, 2018 23:00
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I wasn't really feeling this arc but this week is slaying it
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Oct 12, 2018 23:00
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Peter you unbelievable idiot, I love you so much  I now understand why MJ is still married to him.
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Oct 12, 2018 23:48
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peter would deeply regret this later if he had long term memory. see, next time mj has to buy a truck to save the day she'll take out her wallet and it will only contain moths.
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Oct 13, 2018 00:24
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Wait a sec aren't there still police and suspects in the theater?
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Oct 13, 2018 02:38
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its okay I can see their parachutes
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Oct 13, 2018 02:44
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Saoshyant posted:I love this dumbass comic so drat much!
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Oct 13, 2018 03:30
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Saoshyant posted:I love this dumbass comic so drat much! Not emtpyquoting.
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Oct 13, 2018 03:33
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Peter's been back in NYC without his wife for less than 24 hours and he's managed to destroy her workplace. Amazing.
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Oct 13, 2018 03:37
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Also he went there with the express purpose of SAVING her workplace 
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Oct 13, 2018 03:51
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even better, i'm pretty sure the helicopter crashed directly on top of the bomb
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Oct 13, 2018 03:55
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:even better, i'm pretty sure the helicopter crashed directly on top of the bomb Pretty sure the play was going to bomb anyway.
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Oct 13, 2018 04:02
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Oh yeah I forgot about the gas bomb Spider-Man haphazardly threw into the bushes
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Oct 13, 2018 04:14
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the cops, who nif called, just wanted to talk to them and ask what was going on. which is pretty reasonable, as they walked into a closed theater to find every gang boss in new york trying to murder a pair of mentally handicapped men and a woman with a katana. they don't know what was going on and don't know about the bomb, so they had little reason to immediately evacuate the building.
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Oct 13, 2018 04:30
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evilmiera posted:Wait a sec aren't there still police and suspects in the theater? It's okay, they're not dead, they're just hibernating
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Oct 13, 2018 06:41
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The crime lord with a helicopter blade through his sternum is just hibernating extra hard.
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Oct 13, 2018 07:05
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Also even if the police evacuated the theater for some reason, Colleen just got loving pasted.
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Oct 13, 2018 07:34
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No, MJ, it was Spider-Man who did that, not me.
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Oct 13, 2018 07:54
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at least there are no containers of volatile poisonous gas located where the helicopter they fisted crashed and exploded
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Oct 13, 2018 08:06
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I love you, NSM.
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Oct 13, 2018 08:12
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Push El Burrito posted:No, MJ, it was Spider-Man who did that, not me. MJ: Okay Tiger, come to bed. Peter: Oh no, if I take my shirt off, MJ will see my Spider-Man costume I forgot I was wearing underneath!
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Oct 13, 2018 08:53
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There is no way the writer isn't in this thread. I refuse to believe the coincidences at this level.
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Oct 13, 2018 08:58
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Imagine trying to explain the events of this arc to someone from beginning to end
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Oct 13, 2018 09:12
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Escobarbarian posted:Imagine trying to explain the events of this arc to someone from beginning to end Then you'd also have to try and explain why this newspaper comic is so compelling.
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Oct 13, 2018 10:32
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Jerusalem posted:MJ: Okay Tiger, come to bed. And I can't change in the bathroom, because then Mirror Peter will know I'm Spider-Man!
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Oct 13, 2018 11:21
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davidspackage posted:And I can't change in the bathroom, because then Mirror Peter will know I'm Spider-Man! No Pete, that's silly...but..wait, there's silverfish in the bathroom! If I change in there, they might let Silvermane know who I am!
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nimby posted:Then you'd also have to try and explain why this newspaper comic is so compelling.
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Oct 14, 2018 05:42
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I didn't recognize Claw at first because the colourist apparently decided that the shading on his head is some truly impressive male pattern baldness edit: Danny's beard is disgusting. They've gone too far this time.
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Oct 14, 2018 05:57
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Why would they stick around? They just failed to take out all their criminal rivals (but might get them locked up by the police) and technically took part in blowing up a theater... With witnesses. All the while being hunted by two costumed men obsessed with violently fisting them. You have jetpacks, just leave! Or maybe they only had enough fuel to carry the Kingpin a block or so away.
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Oct 14, 2018 06:37
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Fisk is pissed because he wanted to leave, but Claw is such a fan of MJ that he insisted they stay and gently caress up Spider-Man for ruining her theater.
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evilmiera posted:Why would they stick around? They just failed to take out all their criminal rivals (but might get them locked up by the police) and technically took part in blowing up a theater... With witnesses. All the while being hunted by two costumed men obsessed with violently fisting them. Or they simply forgot about the jetpacks. Happens all the time.
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