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lofi posted:Finland must have an unusual density of dads. Today they are called "chicken" (poulet) in french
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Today they are called "chicken" (poulet) in french Since the 19th century. Because the Préfecture in Paris was built on the site of a chicken market, is what I've heard.
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Oct 19, 2018 22:09
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in furture pls timg dumps like this namaste
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Beachcomber posted:Fingerpori is a hosed up town, but it still takes place in a socialist paradise. yeah I'd risk milk snakes for a shot at vacations costing less than an hour at the doctor
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Panfilo posted:Is having to be positive at work really a bridge too far from some people? I mean, I wouldn't want a doctor that got so grossed out he was dry heaving when treating me, or a firefighter extinguishing my house and getting angry because he thought I set it off on purpose. I don't think its unreasonable to expect a certain level of professionalism from a job that I presume is hiring adults. Please maintain your smile at all times as this customer hurls insult after insult at you because you don't sell cat food at the hardware store you work in. They've been to many hardware stores before that sold cat food and thus you must also sell it somewhere, so the reason you are saying that you don't have any is because you're either a piece of poo poo idiot moron who huffs his own farts, or you're maliciously doing this to spite this customer because you hate them and are trying to ruin their day on purpose. Probably both! Your manager will eventually come by and give this person a discount, and then spend another five minutes berating you for your rudeness. Slap that smile back on, champ! You're only fifteen minutes into your shift! Kit Walker has a new favorite as of 22:58 on Oct 19, 2018 |
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Panfilo posted:Is having to be positive at work really a bridge too far from some people? I mean, I wouldn't want a doctor that got so grossed out he was dry heaving when treating me, or a firefighter extinguishing my house and getting angry because he thought I set it off on purpose. I don't think its unreasonable to expect a certain level of professionalism from a job that I presume is hiring adults. The big issue is "you must be 100% positive and smiling at absolutely all times." The standards are impossibly high and they expect you to be totally fresh faced and not the least bit unhappy even if you've been working for 14 hours and are dead rear end tired. In a lot of cases it's really just an excuse to write up an employee so you can give them a lovely raise or just plain fire them. It doesn't matter that you were tired and frustrated then had to deal with a customer that was shouting slurs at you, you stopped smiling for five seconds then snapped at them, the customer complained, and now that counts against you. You really are expected to not even be human anymore.
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Oct 19, 2018 23:00
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I don't understand can you draw me a picture?
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Oct 19, 2018 23:39
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stfu about customer service hell Thx for good comix everyone else
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He'd have to be wearing his watch over the latex glove for this to work 
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Maybe he's not wearing a glove, he's just doing that for his own sexual gratification.
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Karate Bastard posted:I don't understand can you draw me a picture? I'd prefer an infographic. Make sure it has 15 different fonts as well.
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Fister Roboto posted:He'd have to be wearing his watch over the latex glove for this to work He's not wearing a glove.
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Oct 20, 2018 01:21
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Man that reminds me of the James Herriot series of books, which are almost entirely about sticking hands in the orifices of farm animals while looking at the beautiful Yorkshire countryside.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Man that reminds me of the James Herriot series of books, which are almost entirely about sticking hands in the orifices of farm animals while looking at the beautiful Yorkshire countryside. Bit of an aside but it also has a fantastic series of audiobook adaptations. Not usually my thing but they have a radio play kind of quality to it and it’s a great listen: https://soundcloud.com/macaudio-2/all-creatures-great-and-small-by-james-herriot-chapter-1
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Arrhythmia posted:He's not wearing a glove. But he do.
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https://twitter.com/iamhoneydill/status/1053068896935256064
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lol yeah! i have a history degree which is probably why i saw this in the process of posting Whomp! 
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Man that reminds me of the James Herriot series of books, which are almost entirely about sticking hands in the orifices of farm animals while looking at the beautiful Yorkshire countryside. what really set those books apart from similar yorkshire literature is that herriot was doing it in the veterinary context
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Oct 21, 2018 19:27
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Okay, that one is just straight-up genius
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Oct 21, 2018 23:19
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I know I always say worksafe Oglaf best Oglaf, but this one's pretty funny:  Must-Haves
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Oct 22, 2018 01:21
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Dang, that one IS good.
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You heard the man
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Absurd Alhazred posted:I know I always say worksafe Oglaf best Oglaf, but this one's pretty funny: This is my favorite Oglaf ever.
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Oct 22, 2018 21:27
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The costume sex one?! easily one of the more forgettable oglafs imo
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Oct 22, 2018 22:26
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The entirety of Oglaf is pretty forgettable.
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The entirety of Oglaf is pretty forgettable. To a humorless prude, perhaps.
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There are a lot of funny oglafs to be sure, this one just doesn't land for me at all
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:The entirety of Oglaf is pretty forgettable.
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Oct 23, 2018 00:12
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Oglaf peaked with the Fountain of Doubt.
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Fister Roboto posted:Oglaf peaked with the Fountain of Doubt. You drank from it, didn't you?
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Krankenstyle posted:There are a lot of funny oglafs to be sure, this one just doesn't land for me at all Did you press the 'next page' button?
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Beerdeer posted:Idgi
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On the off chance you're being sincere, it chops off heads so the guy puts a picture of a man whose head isn't attached to his body, it also looks like the common sign for a men's restroom.
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Tiggum posted:The sign, which commonly denotes a male toilet, literally depicts a person whose head is not attached to their body. Ok now it’s clever. I legit didn’t get it until you explained it. But now I’m ok with it.
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Krankenstyle posted:There are a lot of funny oglafs to be sure, this one just doesn't land for me at all It's funny and also sexual and also wholesome. 
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ToxicSlurpee posted:You drank from it, didn't you? Possibly.
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