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So, Kotex, how was your experience volunteering to help deliver shitwagons to idiots?
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Peeny Cheez posted:So, Kotex, how was your experience volunteering to help deliver shitwagons to idiots? personally I'd be pretty stoked about getting to fury road a fire truck down public streets while a fleet of models 3 chased after me on the way to their new
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:if you sell 200,000 electric cars to people who would otherwise buy ICE cars, that is 200,000 fewer ICE cars on the road. pretty straightforward nissan sold 200,000 nissans leaf long before tesla sold 200,000 cars over their entire production span, let alone all the other electric car models lol
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if less than 1/1000th of the vehicles on the road in one country is significant then i'm afraid the number of documented production and quality issues with tesla vehicles are too
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Oct 21, 2018 17:53
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my car is from 1999 and i will drive it until one of us dies because my car is transportation not fashion
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Cocoa Crispies posted:personally I'd be pretty stoked about getting to fury road a fire truck down public streets while a fleet of models 3 chased after me on the way to their new They explode without getting hit with those spear things even
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Oct 21, 2018 17:55
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maybe kgob is right about elon. just look at how elon is helping to reduce the number of cars on the road: 1. idiot sells current ICE car to buy a tesla 2. tesla is never delivered to idiot 3. idiot can no longer afford to buy another ICE car and must now take public transportation reducing overall pollution and road congestion
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Oct 21, 2018 17:56
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yo kgob if nerds were as obnoxious about shilling for audis or porsches or whatever as they are for teslas, we'd probably be happily making GBS threads on them too also i roll my eyes every time someone assumes every yosposter makes six figures
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Oct 21, 2018 18:01
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the talent deficit posted:i own a volt and i'll probably get another when my lease is up. maybe even a bolt but i routinely make a 400km trip and i hate the idea of stopping to charge it’s really not so bad so long as you’re not genuinely in a hurry. you should be taking breaks anyway when driving long distances. go to the bathroom, get a drink or a snack, stretch your legs, and you’re charged before you know it obviously don’t try this if you’re an organ courier or w/e but most people could stand to slow down and take life a bit easier
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Oct 21, 2018 18:07
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Kotex go back to the old man cool guy forum of AI amd stay out of our haxker den
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KoRMaK posted:Kotex go back to the old man cool guy forum of AI amd stay out of our haxker den someone run turn_target_computer_into_bomb script. 
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Oct 21, 2018 18:16
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KOTEX GOD OF BLOOD posted:...and homes off the fossil fuel grid on a meaningful scale. lmao
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Oct 21, 2018 18:17
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i wish this thread had tesla 'dog mode' so that it could inevitably break and roast us all
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Oct 21, 2018 18:18
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mr Scoop posted:maybe kgob is right about elon. My God
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Oct 21, 2018 18:24
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President Beep posted:someone run turn_target_computer_into_bomb script. I think thats just tesla_infotainment.sh
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Oct 21, 2018 18:30
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could everyone kindly stop engaging car stymie? thank you
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Oct 21, 2018 18:31
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President Beep posted:someone run turn_target_computer_into_bomb script.
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:could everyone kindly stop engaging car stymie? thank you shaggar hasn't posted yet
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aardvaard posted:shaggar hasn't posted yet seems more like specifically-tesla stymie
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Oct 21, 2018 18:33
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hey don't drag me into this, i was right when i said it was time to close this thread because it had run its course now y'all are so desperate for posts you're falling all over yourselves responding to the weakest "tesla good" trolling ever
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Ciaphas posted:tesla stymie i think “bazinga stymie” is funnier, but this is a better descriptor.
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Oct 21, 2018 18:59
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god drat it, stymie was right.
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Stymie posted:hey don't drag me into this, i was right when i said it was time to close this thread because it had run its course as an expert in weak trolling, i...
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Combat Theory posted:This is true sadly. Most luxurious cars don't die the mechanical death tho, they just have an insane value depriciation and a lot of delicate luxury, automation and infotainment systems that like to break and cost ludicrous money to replace. Also they are usually very heavy and will wear out suspension bushings, which are also expensive to replace. think bankrupts the kwinkles
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fishmech posted:nissan sold 200,000 nissans leaf long before tesla sold 200,000 cars over their entire production span, let alone all the other electric car models lol Leafs aren't ~fun~ so they don't count!
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Oct 21, 2018 19:43
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ryde posted:Leafs aren't ~fun~ so they don't count! You are not a successful male like TRUMP if you don't drive an extremely masculine car No joke, the election is what finally gave me enough perspective on what "success" supposedly looks like that it finally convinced me to throw in the towel on a Corvette building project, that had already taken some very frustrating years out of my life without much to show for it. I'm glad I stopped. I need other things a lot more than I need one of those.
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Skim Milk posted:think bankrupts the kwinkles hosed up if possible
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Oct 21, 2018 20:55
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mods change my name to desperate for posts tia
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Oct 21, 2018 21:33
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lol @ the idea of enjoying a car
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Oct 21, 2018 21:53
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the talent deficit posted:i own a volt and i'll probably get another when my lease is up. maybe even a bolt but i routinely make a 400km trip and i hate the idea of stopping to charge the interior and handling both remind me of my mom's old mid-90s volvo
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Oct 21, 2018 22:05
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redleader posted:lol @ the idea of enjoying a car elon certainly does
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Oct 21, 2018 22:26
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lol if you don’t gently caress your car and cum in it just lol
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Oct 21, 2018 22:30
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i like to get to know my cars in the biblical sense
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Oct 21, 2018 22:34
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the singer-songwriter of a favorite 90s rock band of mine professed a love for elon musk on twitter and boy i should've known better than to reply. so many bazingas namesearching elon musk.
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Oct 21, 2018 22:50
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https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1054115562769416192
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elon musk is 47 years old
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I'd drive a Bolt, I like dumpy looking econobox cars
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Zikan posted:elon musk is 47 years old so are you
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He referenced games I know about! Elon is now my friend!
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