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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




Admiral Bosch posted:



it's the grain wars all over again

It’ll be a cold day in hell before I acknowledge wheat

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

syscall girl posted:

*bonks chocolate orange on yo head*

That's just chocolate with a slight orange flavoring. At least a caramel apple has an actual apple in it.

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/__Romandarina/status/1054258039287697408

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Admiral Bosch posted:



it's the grain wars all over again

I'm with the eat the whole apple gang


gently caress apple core gang

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I know it’s old an posted before but I just love it so much

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Emmy-O-Lantern posted:

I know it’s old an posted before but I just love it so much



I just spit out some coffee on this one.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

Randaconda posted:

where did that meme start

because i can't stop thinking about it every time I see that fat rear end opossum that lives in the woods behind my place


Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



Randaconda posted:

where did that meme start

because i can't stop thinking about it every time I see that fat rear end opossum that lives in the woods behind my place

I'm saving up to get a place of my own you drat fatshamer

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Randaconda posted:

where did that meme start

because i can't stop thinking about it every time I see that fat rear end opossum that lives in the woods behind my place



:hmmyes:

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

#11 don't leave the empire to your dipshit son, you moron

Former DILF
Jul 13, 2017

vyelkin posted:

#11 don't leave the empire to your dipshit son, you moron

No

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
There are apples that have been flavored with grape juice, called Grapples.

I always thought they should flavor some grapes with apple juice and call them Apes.

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

Wheany posted:

I wanted limewire memes, not some boring debate about fruits and where you keep your keys

Ironic Meme Responsible For Unironic Argument

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Phy posted:

There are apples that have been flavored with grape juice, called Grapples.

I always thought they should flavor some grapes with apple juice and call them Apes.

I saw Grapples in the store and thought they were some kind of gigantic genetically-engineered grape that was the size of an apple. Bought it and was very disappointed.

Also I want to get a video of someone slicing an orange into wedges, i.e. ignoring the handy built-in slices put there by nature, and splice it into that video of all the infuriating disappointments of everyday life like the spoon falling into the soup or the egg yolk breaking

sandoz
Jan 29, 2009


hey guys we still talking about our EDC? (every-day carry for the sheeple who dont' know)

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

sandoz posted:

hey guys we still talking about our EDC? (every-day carry for the sheeple who dont' know)

I'm talking about enjoyable duck collecting

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Spanish Manlove posted:

I'm talking about enjoyable duck collecting

Is true?

I just got a thing telling me to buy a ka-bar police knife for 32.95 on AZ. Questions of legality, intended use abound

seance snacks
Mar 30, 2007

Emmy-O-Lantern posted:

I know it’s old an posted before but I just love it so much



The timing on this one is so perfect.

Kind of reminds me of PBF comics.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Spanish Manlove posted:

I'm talking about enjoyable duck collecting

I've been thinking about enjoyable dick cakes myself.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

I'm anti skub

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Why is the masked man on some kind of ensnowed Segway ?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
educational dork corral

electronic dick cage

emotional dutch cowboy

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Data Graham posted:

I saw Grapples in the store and thought they were some kind of gigantic genetically-engineered grape that was the size of an apple. Bought it and was very disappointed.

Also I want to get a video of someone slicing an orange into wedges, i.e. ignoring the handy built-in slices put there by nature, and splice it into that video of all the infuriating disappointments of everyday life like the spoon falling into the soup or the egg yolk breaking

purple drank flavoring (methyl anthranilate) that they use for the grapples is actually an amazing bird repellent

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Enraged dude cheese.

Emansculate drunk clowns.

Eradicating dumb chairs.

Enormous, dreamy cookies.

Endless dancing camels.

ToxicSlurpee has a new favorite as of 19:37 on Oct 22, 2018

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker
Veronicas, Eagerly Dating Chads.


This post brought to you by Gang Weed.


I'm fiscally skub but socially anti-skub.

pseudorandom has a new favorite as of 19:59 on Oct 22, 2018

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
You guys are all eating bananas wrong.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQtfu09CfN8

Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

Emmy-O-Lantern posted:

I know it’s old an posted before but I just love it so much



I'm quoting the other two just so I can lol at all three at once

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Wheany posted:

I'm quoting the other two just so I can lol at all three at once

https://youtu.be/m_UldzElEiw

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Wheany posted:

I'm quoting the other two just so I can lol at all three at once

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

ToxicSlurpee posted:

I've been thinking about enjoyable dick cakes myself.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat




Take a loving clue people.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Karate Bastard posted:





Take a loving clue people.

edit: nm, it's huge

mildly :nws:

https://gfycat.com/GrouchyUntimelyJapanesebeetle

Dungeon Ecology
Feb 9, 2011

pseudorandom posted:

I'm fiscally skub but socially anti-skub.

anti-skub in the streets
pro-skub in the sheets

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug
Elegant dong combat.

Elks doing calisthenics.

Eating disgusting crocs.

...I used to play a lot of acrophobia, ok?

Away all Goats
Jul 5, 2005

Goose's rebellion


Very disappointed this url wasn't a description

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

someone please do the needful

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