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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


facialimpediment posted:

n....
ni....

https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1055486850662649861?s=19

nic.....

Nope I just can't do it. NBC is likely giving Megyn Kelly $69 million to go away for being too big of a conservative/racist shithead.

How was there not an “no racism” clause?

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EBB
Feb 15, 2005

Megyn Kelly died of an opioid overdose on the way back to her home planet.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

FAUXTON posted:

The problem is that it doesn't matter where they are.

This is correct. The Democratic senators have absolutely zero power and couldn’t change a drat thing if they were there.

bulletsponge13
Apr 28, 2010

EBB posted:

Megyn Kelly died of an opioid overdose Interracial Gangbang on the way back to her home planet.

FTFY

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

I mean, we've known this for more than two years now, and people have been pointing out the differences in what his tweets are posted on, on account of the occasional staffer-tweet.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Duzzy Funlop posted:

I mean, we've known this for more than two years now, and people have been pointing out the differences in what his tweets are posted on, on account of the occasional staffer-tweet.

True, but it's still funny when he's confronted with the story that foreign intelligence agencies are eavesdropping his phone calls and loudly proclaims he rarely uses cell phones when that's where the majority of his tweets come from.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

slumdoge millionare posted:

Picture on the bombs with the mudflaps woman and "git r dun" in fake arabic appears traceable to a mr. Scooter van Neuter. Lmao

I thought this was a joke and it apparently is not

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

FAUXTON posted:

The problem is that it doesn't matter where they are.

Then the story is that they're being lovely while they can before the election, not that they're being lovely when the democrats are absent.

Vasudus
May 30, 2003
NBC deserves to pay out every penny of that contract for their poor decision of hiring her in the first place.

edit:

https://twitter.com/KELLYWEILL/status/1055535237655093248

Vasudus fucked around with this message at 20:39 on Oct 25, 2018

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1055504447948967936?s=20

What the gently caress is this banana republic poo poo?

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/parkermolloy/status/1055432412002426880?s=21

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

crosspost.

my kinda ape
Sep 15, 2008

Everything's gonna be A-OK
Oven Wrangler

facialimpediment posted:

n....
ni....

https://twitter.com/DailyMail/status/1055486850662649861?s=19

nic.....

Nope I just can't do it. NBC is likely giving Megyn Kelly $69 million to go away for being too big of a conservative/racist shithead.

Just put her on at 3AM until she quits, loving morons

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/tomgara/status/1055517729552244738?s=20

:lol:

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers






Owns

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

This might actually get some attention if it slows production down, whooole bunch of congresscritters with interests in the Marianas because they can slap "Made In America" labels on no-minimum-wage sweatshop apparel

https://twitter.com/washingtonpost/...ingawful.com%2F

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

shame on an IGA posted:

This might actually get some attention if it slows production down, whooole bunch of congresscritters with interests in the Marianas because they can slap "Made In America" labels on no-minimum-wage sweatshop apparel

Probably not;

A different article posted:

The Northern Mariana Islands used to be home to dozens of garment factories, in part because the territory was exempt from federal minimum wage requirements along with quotas and tariffs on U.S. textile imports. The industry collapsed a decade ago, after the tariffs and quotas expired and Congress passed a law raising the islands’ minimum wage. The value of its textile exports to the United States fell from $1.1 billion in 1998 to “near zero in 2010,” according to a 2017 Government Accountability Office report, as operations shifted to elsewhere in Asia.

In other fun news, Yutu was another rapid intensification storm; it went from Cat 1 to Cat 5 within a day.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/IceColdLyfe/status/1055214924069326848


So apparently the good guy with a gun can't stop the bad guy with a gun if he's white

Merton Blask
Jun 30, 2008

So it's true! Mysterio is
gay for sex... with me?

Bolow posted:

So apparently the good guy with a gun can't stop the bad guy with a gun if he's white

Clearly just two good guys with guns, havin’ a civil conversation.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



https://twitter.com/elivalley/status/1055556898508943360?s=21

:chloe:

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

He's a pathological liar. I saw a link on the front page of reddit that his frequency of lies is only increasing. Soon we'll be at the lie singularity after which point maybe he'll only tell the truth?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Milo and POTUS posted:

He's a pathological liar. I saw a link on the front page of reddit that his frequency of lies is only increasing. Soon we'll be at the lie singularity after which point maybe he'll only tell the truth?

the lie singularity is when the brain worms finish consuming the brain

he'll order the space force to take us all to mars where he'll come home and sacrifice us to the rest of the colony

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon
Anti-meme's are real and we've been fighting in the meme wars for a decade now.

qntm posted:

"anomalous antimemes are another matter entirely. How do you contain something you can't record or remember? How do you fight a war against an enemy with effortless, perfect camouflage, when you can never even know that you're at war?"

Welcome to meme war

No, this is not your first day.

LtCol J. Krusinski
May 7, 2013

by Fluffdaddy
Where’s that quote from Gargantua?

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

Probably from the scp foundation or something

-Anders
Feb 1, 2007

Denmark. Wait, what?
Denmark's chief of army relieved of duty pending nepotism charges.
Hang all nobles etc

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Milo and POTUS posted:

He's a pathological liar. I saw a link on the front page of reddit that his frequency of lies is only increasing. Soon we'll be at the lie singularity after which point maybe he'll only tell the truth?

The big issue here is that the White House is making noises that they're going to completely shut down the southern border.

So, are they lying about it? Is it going to be a weakass executive order that immediately gets halted in court? Are they just going to make the noises and not actually do it? Is it all just an election stunt? Yes to everything?

Then add something like this to the mix:

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1055719340832686080?s=19

3:14 AM and the president is hate tweeting the media.

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
If I understand trade correctly (and I'm not saying I do), if we shut down the entire southern border, it might cause a recession because Mexico is such a large trading partner of ours.

Beepity Boop
Nov 21, 2012

yay

All the gains in the market for the year have been wiped out already anyways, so fuckit, :sherman:

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

BigDave posted:

If I understand trade correctly (and I'm not saying I do), if we shut down the entire southern border, it might cause a recession because Mexico is such a large trading partner of ours.

:getin:

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Torpedoing my own economy and the economies of my neighbors and allies to own the libs.

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
https://twitter.com/sarahpalinusa/status/1055265062909341696?s=21

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Does that moron really think Wasserman-Schultz is behind this?

Goddamn Palin is as dumb as a bag of dildos.

Oxygenpoisoning
Feb 21, 2006
I’ve been seeing a lot of false flags from my chud associates. Namely referencing a former EOD guy saying he wouldn’t have made a bomb in that way, so no one would...

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it
All I'm hearing from my chud co-workers is they think it's a false flag. And then bring up that congressman that got shot a few years ago. Whataboutism is going strong.

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


You had Limbaugh and other prominent online chuds (Coulter) running the "it was obviously a democrat / liberal" line before lunch on the east cost when they had only reported like the 3rd bomb. Rush is full on Alex Jones at this point.

bird food bathtub
Aug 9, 2003

College Slice
The idea that anyone not a Republican is a violent, angry mob looking to destroy democracy is basically an article of faith in the cult of Donald now so anything their lying eyes see will be used to prove that.

Personally I'm just waiting for the call for a national crackdown in the name of security. Gonna be a ton of fun to see how far that goes the first time around and how many people in which positions go along with it or resist.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
Trump invited Putin to Washington lol

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost

bird food bathtub posted:

The idea that anyone not a Republican is a violent, angry mob looking to destroy democracy

the left is one of two things:

1. Avocado eating effete elitist who wants a trophy for everything they do and is a giant feminized man-baby or just a woman looking to destroy America from the inside just from being too much of a weakling and hanging out in hipster coffee shops
2. Violent, angry, hateful socialists looking to destroy America from the inside with blood and violence

And sometimes it's both at the same time, somehow?

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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Hot Karl Marx posted:

Trump invited Putin to Washington lol

I read "Palin" after the last couple of posts, and I can't decide which would be more bizarre in this day and age

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