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Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Several Years Ago, there was some fedora wearing dingus named Xenuria that tried to get into eve goons to smear their boss in some dumb way, and his SA username was linked to the weirdo guild he made ingame and his profile listed his interests as "Counterintelligence specialist".

I only bring this up because I can now say that I believe that dude was smarter than Jacob Wohl.

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Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
You have to be trying to gently caress everything up this badly. The only way this plan makes sense is if it's some democrat false flag attack to zap credibility on a real accusation that's just around the corner.

mlmp08
Jul 11, 2004

Prepare for my priapic projectile's exalted penetration
Nap Ghost
Occam’s Razor: Wohl is a dumbass.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Slim Pickens posted:

You have to be trying to gently caress everything up this badly. The only way this plan makes sense is if it's some democrat false flag attack to zap credibility on a real accusation that's just around the corner.

Imagine that there are people out there who through fluke, money or sheltering, manage to make it to adulthood without ever having to think. Once. I know it's hard to imagine that, but you can see direct evidence of how that works out today.

Also your president.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


If you live and breath Twitter all day like Wohl does then it's not too hard to see how you'd get that dumb.

Water777
Mar 19, 2015

Vasudus posted:

I'm largely waiting until some other country will start accepting refugees/asylum seekers and I can bail out at this point, assuming things don't return to normal by like 2022.

hope you like snow

Nostalgia4Infinity
Feb 27, 2007

10,000 YEARS WASN'T ENOUGH LURKING
This is good praxis.

https://twitter.com/psychdr100/status/1057389160166649856?s=21

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Just those people in the twitter page alone looks like a bigger crowd than his inauguration.

MRC48B
Apr 2, 2012

When we said "kill whitey" that's not exactly what we meant.

Fister Roboto
Feb 21, 2008


Looks like an :siren: ANGRY VIOLENT MOB :siren: to me.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

Fister Roboto posted:

Looks like an :siren: ANGRY VIOLENT MOB :siren: to me.

The old gal at the front could have a couple of AKs under that coat.

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Soros paying for more mobs I see

pantslesswithwolves
Oct 28, 2008

Ba-dam ba-DUMMMMMM

Slim Pickens posted:

Soros paying for more mobs I see

Between the caravan, the Kavanaugh protesters, training and equipping the Antifa supersoldiers, the false false flag to discredit and frame the young patriot Jacob Wohl and now this, Soros must be really hurting in the old pocketbook right about now.

Stellar Curiosity
Jan 15, 2009

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1057405516689915904



Also:
https://twitter.com/AntiTrumpReport/status/1057405203236950020

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Since literally everything they lie endlessly about the dems doing becomes their playbook 3 months later I'm down for trolling fascist billionaires into sponsoring huge crowds of paid protesters.

Redistribute ur wealth to own the libs

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO SAVE THE PRESIDENT FROM β-AMYLOID PLAQUE

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/brianabrams/status/1057386963135852545?s=21

I want to believe

ded redd
Aug 1, 2010


https://twitter.com/BrianAbrams/status/1057390007663648770

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/robaeprice/status/1057419665067073536?s=19

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


That buttface needs something shoved in it.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I remember begging people to not repost Jacob Wohl stuff unless he was newsworthy so today has me double lollin

crazyivan45
Apr 30, 2008
‘Proud Boys’ has always struck me as an extremely homoerotic name for a far right group. But self awareness is not exactly these peoples core competency

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


crazyivan45 posted:

‘Proud Boys’ has always struck me as an extremely homoerotic name for a far right group. But self awareness is not exactly these peoples core competency
They took their name from the Aladdin musical.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Casimir Radon posted:

They took their name from the Aladdin musical.

That and the name five cereals while being beat up as an initiation are my two favorite things about the proud boys

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
I know a proud boy who doesn't get why it's such a big deal to be a little bit racist, transphobic, or bigoted and asked me, on the day after the election when a large portion of his friends publicly disowned him, if I thought he was a bad guy.

This was two nights after he drunkenly shared a love story, in which he and one of his old best friends, shared an otherwise tender night when they ended up sucking each other off.

What prompted the story was us all sharing stories about grab rear end games. He ended up weeping out this love story.

So no, self-awareness is not their strong suit.

PS we all tried to support him in our own fumbling bumbling ways and encouraged him to live his truth. Two days later he voted for Trump.

Bolow
Feb 27, 2007

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1057419131941732352

He just keeps digging




Aged like a fine vinegar

Bolow fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Oct 31, 2018

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene


lol is his neanderthal brow holding his dork goggles on his face or does it just look like that

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/alicebell/status/1057218975724126209?s=19

Ruskies gonna ruskie

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES


Justified homicide, IMO

Slim Pickens
Jan 12, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Bolow posted:

https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1057419131941732352

He just keeps digging




Aged like a fine vinegar

https://twitter.com/_the_heart/status/1057422883545210880?s=19

M_Gargantua
Oct 16, 2006

STOMP'N ON INTO THE POWERLINES

Exciting Lemon

Hexyflexy posted:

The old gal at the front could have a couple of AKs under that coat.

I think a few thousand unarmed but angry people is actually a way bigger threat than an AK in the big scheme.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

M_Gargantua posted:

I think a few thousand unarmed but angry people is actually a way bigger threat than an AK in the big scheme.

Stephen Paddock would disagree.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
Lmao Pence appeared with a Jew for Jesus (who was defrocked by his organization) instead of, you know, an actual rabbi, in Pittsburgh.


https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/ncna926406
Jews assail 'Christian rabbi' who appeared with Pence, and so does his own movement

Loren Jacobs, who spoke at a rally with the vice-president, was stripped of his ordination by the Messianic movement in 2003.

The "Messianic rabbi" who outraged many Jews by invoking the name of Jesus while delivering a prayer in memory of the Pittsburgh synagogue massacre victims was also spurned Tuesday by the organization that ordained him.

Loren Jacobs, who was invited onstage by Vice President Mike Pence to speak at a rally in Michigan for a GOP congressional candidate, was defrocked 15 years ago, according to a spokeswoman for the Union of Messianic Jewish Congregations.

“Loren Jacobs was stripped of his rabbinic ordination by the UMJC in 2003, after our judicial board found him guilty of libel,” Monique Brumbach said in an email.

Brumbach did not say who Jacobs allegedly libeled, but it appears from his synagogue website he was involved in a theological battle with other leaders of the group, which believes that Jesus is the son of God — a belief that is anathema to the vast majority of the world's Jews. Jacobs seemed to be concerned that the group was insufficiently conservative on doctrinal matters.

Meanwhile, mainstream Jewish leaders and experts on the faith said they could not fathom why GOP congressional candidate Lena Epstein, herself a longtime member of a Detroit–area synagogue, invited Jacobs at all to her rally Tuesday because in their eyes he’s not even a real Jew, let alone a rabbi.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



It's like how in the gently caress can you be this stupid?

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

orange juche posted:

It's like how in the gently caress can you be this stupid?

A competent government runs on thousands of people, including advance specialists, that stage manage and vet every little person, place, or thing.

Donnie doesn't have those people and Detroit/Pittsburgh hates him. Beggars can't be choosers.

facialimpediment fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Oct 31, 2018

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


facialimpediment posted:

A competent government runs on thousands of people, including advance specialists, that stage manage and vet every little person, place, or thing.

Donnie doesn't have those people and Detroit/Pittsburgh hates him. Beggars can't be choosers.
Vetting doesn't matter when you do it on purpose. Pence is an Evangelical scumbag, he knew exactly who he was bringing.

KirbyKhan
Mar 20, 2009



Soiled Meat

orange juche posted:

It's like how in the gently caress can you be this stupid?

Pence cannot be sullied by meeting a false shepherd. He needs to go to heaven so he absolutely not get any Jew germs on him.

It's so gross. Lena has a Rabbi on deck. But instead she/they flew in some dude who fundamentally doesn't believe in basic judaic theological tenants to keep Pence from being uncomfortable.

How do you go back to Temple on saturday? Imagine doing that to your church, ward, stake, or whatever you call your regular gathering. poo poo has got to hurt to throw your weekly community like that away.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Be prepared
Fun Shoe
It's so loving ridiculous that the party says they love Israel / Jews the most is also the party that coddles and cozies up to white supremacists, and is the party that white supremacists support. Like, what the gently caress? I know we only have two political parties but Jesus Christ, both of those groups under the same tent is ridiculous. And most of the Republicans that support Israel really only support it because they believe that a big war in the Middle East will bring about apocalypse and second coming of Christ, so support Israel because we want the world to end, basically.

It's honestly mind-bogglingly difficult to wrap my head around that.

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Don Dongington
Sep 27, 2005

#ideasboom
College Slice

Bored As gently caress posted:

It's so loving ridiculous that the party says they love Israel / Jews the most is also the party that coddles and cozies up to white supremacists, and is the party that white supremacists support. Like, what the gently caress? I know we only have two political parties but Jesus Christ, both of those groups under the same tent is ridiculous. And most of the Republicans that support Israel really only support it because they believe that a big war in the Middle East will bring about apocalypse and second coming of Christ, so support Israel because we want the world to end, basically.

It's honestly mind-bogglingly difficult to wrap my head around that.

United in their distaste for black people in white houses.

It's not that hard, people.

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