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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
Tina slid her index finger over the Enodyne Hologrid's projection and brought up a keypad with a heart and skull flashing in neon pixels above it.

Several intentional taps later, the bulkhead door in front of her slid closed with a forced hum.

"Might as well stay here for a while." She said sighing in annoyance at the situation.

The gunshots on the comm. weren't promising, but her and the crew had a job to do, and for now Tiny's job was to wait patiently until a fixer or some other heavy hitter could get her out.

She kicked up her feet and tapped on the aural implant behind her ear and began to listen on all channels.

"Sup fartknockerz, which one of u gaiz betrayed us lmao? 🤣😱🤔"

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GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?
Your role playing needs work.

A moment of silence for Monathin pls.

got some chores tonight
Feb 18, 2012

honk honk whats for lunch...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKLmZNnMT0A

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

GenericGirlName posted:

Your role playing needs work.

A moment of silence for Monathin pls.

"Kek, didn't u see her tag got updated to snitch. Snitches still get stitches. Sorry, not sorry."

"Any ideas on how to get out of here or are you just expressing guilt on this open line :ironicat:"

Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
Hello fellow vanilla towns folk.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
INITIALIZING.....................................................

INTERNAL DIAGNOSTICS
POWER: ADEQUATE
COOLANT: ADEQUATE
MEMORY: ADEQUATE
CORE SYSTEMS: MORE THAN ADEQUATE

BOOTING..........................................................................................................................................................................................
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PROCESSING BRAIN: ONLINE
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LANGUAGE FRAMEWORK: ONLINE
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NODE CONNECTIONS: ONLINE
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PEDIGREE RETAINER: ONLINE
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QUESTION-ANSWER FORMULAE: ONLINE
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VISITATION ALLOWANCE: ONLINE
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FORCE COMPLIANCE AUTHORITY: ONLINE
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INDEPENDENT TRAINER: ONLINE
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ANTICIPATION MATRIX: ONLINE
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HTH 'PORCUPINE' RESPONSE GRID: ONLINE
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TRINARY ALIGNMENT ASSIGNMENT: ONLINE
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EMOTIONAL VARIABILITY RESEARCHER: OFFLINE
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MULTIDIMENSIONAL FACIAL RECOGNITION: ONLINE
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IRONIC DETERMINER: SO ONLINE
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DONE

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8X2kIfS6fb8

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Beep bop wandering town bot checking in

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Jacked in, jacked on.. getting ready to jack........around.

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?

Dick Bastardly posted:

Jacked in, jacked on.. getting ready to jack........around.

I understand you are dick bastardly but pls control yourself tia

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

Dick Bastardly posted:

Jacked in, jacked on.. getting ready to jack........around.

##vote Dick

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
I thought this crew needed an experienced jacker... well... here I am :clint:

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

no u

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!


oh ok

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Dick Bastardly posted:

I thought this crew needed an experienced jacker... well... here I am :clint:

"Lmao this guy's a hoot"

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Aw man I want to roleplay as I have a cracker or an idea but :effort:

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I don’t know whether to vote ecco for the big post or AA for using “kek” is a sentence

Someone pick for me

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?

GeneX posted:

I don’t know whether to vote ecco for the big post or AA for using “kek” is a sentence

Someone pick for me

I'm torn becauee using "kek" is a huge redflag but mentally I yelled "FOR THE HORDE"... I refuse to decide that all horde are scum (taurens are good!!!!!!!!!!!!) But...
What if they're just trying to further the propaganda of hate towards the horde ????????????

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
> Good morning.

> Do you need assistance today?

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?

EccoRaven posted:

> Good morning.

> Do you need assistance today?

Hello, please tell me who are the scum

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!

EccoRaven posted:

> Good morning.

> Do you need assistance today?

load detectalignment.exe_

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

GenericGirlName posted:

Hello, please tell me who are the scum

RUNNING: SCUMHUNTER.EXE
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LOADED.


code:
SCUMHUNTER v.8.2
by ~m3lv1n-teh-j3rk-42069~


> sup n00bz, can't find scum? lmao, bunch a dweebs, but I got you. ok so first I'm gonna need either some names, or some posts, or an interaction. You can also press 5 for the help menu.

1. Repeat welcome message.
2. Submit user
3. Submit post
4. Submit interaction
5. Help
6. Credits
7. *LOCKED*
:ins:

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Now play cumhunter.mp4

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

EccoRaven posted:

RUNNING: SCUMHUNTER.EXE
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LOADED.


code:
SCUMHUNTER v.8.2
by ~m3lv1n-teh-j3rk-42069~


> sup n00bz, can't find scum? lmao, bunch a dweebs, but I got you. ok so first I'm gonna need either some names, or some posts, or an interaction. You can also press 5 for the help menu.

1. Repeat welcome message.
2. Submit user
3. Submit post
4. Submit interaction
5. Help
6. Credits
7. *LOCKED*
:ins:

5. Help

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

EccoRaven posted:

> Good morning.

> Do you need assistance today?

"I do. Some lame rear end hataz can't hang, my friendly robot overlord."

GenericGirlName posted:

Your role playing needs work.

A moment of silence for Monathin pls.

GeneX posted:

I don’t know whether to vote ecco for the big post or AA for using “kek” is a sentence

Someone pick for me

"Are they baddies? Ggn looks so forced lol"

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?

EccoRaven posted:

RUNNING: SCUMHUNTER.EXE
.
.
.
LOADED.


code:
SCUMHUNTER v.8.2
by ~m3lv1n-teh-j3rk-42069~


> sup n00bz, can't find scum? lmao, bunch a dweebs, but I got you. ok so first I'm gonna need either some names, or some posts, or an interaction. You can also press 5 for the help menu.

1. Repeat welcome message.
2. Submit user
3. Submit post
4. Submit interaction
5. Help
6. Credits
7. *LOCKED*
:ins:

6

:angel:

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

code:
> Help document:
> SCUMHUNTER program helps to hunt scum.
> The secret to hunting scum is to look at players' posting, to see if their posts come from the mindset of someone trying to destroy the town (I.E. SCUM), or from the mindset of someone trying to save the town (I.E. TOWN). 
> Analyzing another player's perspective requires intuition, logic, and feeling. This is difficult. That's why I made SCUMHUNTER.
> Submit SCUMHUNTER a post, and SCUMHUNTER will analyze it for the user's perspective, and estimate their alignment. 
> Submit SCUMHUNTER a user, and SCUMHUNTER will analyze the user's history for general trends in content, quality, and sincerity.
> Submit to SCUMHUNTER an interaction, and SCUMHUNTER will see if the players are having a sincere interaction or an insincere one.
> SCUMHUNTER is accurate and efficient!
> OWNER waives any and all liability for misvotes and innocent executions as a result of using SCUMHUNTER. Use SCUMHUNTER at your own risk.
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1. Repeat this message.
2. Return to main menu

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

EccoRaven posted:

RUNNING: SCUMHUNTER.EXE
.
.
.
LOADED.


code:
SCUMHUNTER v.8.2
by ~m3lv1n-teh-j3rk-42069~


> sup n00bz, can't find scum? lmao, bunch a dweebs, but I got you. ok so first I'm gonna need either some names, or some posts, or an interaction. You can also press 5 for the help menu.

1. Repeat welcome message.
2. Submit user
3. Submit post
4. Submit interaction
5. Help
6. Credits
7. *LOCKED*
:ins:

"This should be a breeze."

*slides lock on Enodyne display*

"Let's interface directly. Who has time for menus and options."

*roots around in data cores.*
"Let's see what you're capable of. What can you tell momma?"

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
##vote AA

that post gimmick is hell

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

GeneX posted:

##vote AA

that post gimmick is hell

You sound like scum who is uncomfortable engaging in actual discussion so allow me to introduce myself.

I'm Tiny Tina, hacker extraordinaire and I'll gently caress your poo poo up.

Want to get stuck in a nightmare loop for weeks? Better not be wearing any wetware. I have 30 confirmed cracks on major agencies. My handle strikes fear into the hearts of lil fuccbois everywhere. So you wanna bang?

I'll steal everything from you and make it mine.

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Hello friends! ##vote AA

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

Hal Incandenza posted:

Hello friends! ##vote AA

Ggn hal and gx scum. Mark it now.

Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope
If hal lurks to mylo hes scum.

If gx poo poo talks and makes auxiliary comments on nothing worthwhile they are 3p or scum

Ggn is just scum lol she cant hide it.

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

EccoRaven posted:

code:
> Help document:
> SCUMHUNTER program helps to hunt scum.
> The secret to hunting scum is to look at players' posting, to see if their posts come from the mindset of someone trying to destroy the town (I.E. SCUM), or from the mindset of someone trying to save the town (I.E. TOWN). 
> Analyzing another player's perspective requires intuition, logic, and feeling. This is difficult. That's why I made SCUMHUNTER.
> Submit SCUMHUNTER a post, and SCUMHUNTER will analyze it for the user's perspective, and estimate their alignment. 
> Submit SCUMHUNTER a user, and SCUMHUNTER will analyze the user's history for general trends in content, quality, and sincerity.
> Submit to SCUMHUNTER an interaction, and SCUMHUNTER will see if the players are having a sincere interaction or an insincere one.
> SCUMHUNTER is accurate and efficient!
> OWNER waives any and all liability for misvotes and innocent executions as a result of using SCUMHUNTER. Use SCUMHUNTER at your own risk.
.
.
.
1. Repeat this message.
2. Return to main menu

2. Main Menu

-

2. Submit User : AA

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is everyone supposed to get a role pm?

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

Ggn is just scum lol she cant hide it.

Why exactly am I scum?

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?
Sorry I know the origin of kek and made a joke about it

Hal Incandenza
Feb 12, 2004

Anomalous Amalgam posted:

If hal lurks to mylo hes scum.

If gx poo poo talks and makes auxiliary comments on nothing worthwhile they are 3p or scum

Ggn is just scum lol she cant hide it.

All lies

GenericGirlName
Apr 10, 2012

Why did you post that?
AA you've made like 8 posts and 4 of them involve me and three about how I'm scum during joke phase.

¿Que?

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Anomalous Amalgam
Feb 13, 2015

by Nyc_Tattoo
Doctor Rope

GenericGirlName posted:

AA you've made like 8 posts and 4 of them involve me and three about how I'm scum during joke phase.

¿Que?

Nervous, bae?

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