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Motherfuckers, 'Technically better' really is not a thing in animation any more than it is in any other artistic medium, at best you might get 'Soullessly mass produced more efficiently'.
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Tomayto, tomahto
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Nov 4, 2018 21:47
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Yeah being "clean" doesnt mean much in art honestly. Lots of painters had rather messy and loose styles that looked fluid. Perfectly clean art is impressive in a technical sense but theres lots of immaculately detailed and lifeless art out there. Kinda like how redditors cum in their pants every time someone posts a realistic drawing of a celebrity from a photo. Its like, yeah, there's some skill there but it's bland as gently caress. Elderbean fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Nov 4, 2018 |
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Just watched the episode where the B plot is Marge inexplicably finding a functioning sauna built into their basement (behind boxes) and, uh...spending time in a steam room? while in the A plot Lisa and Bart are sent to like the fifteenth new school they've gone to and have trouble fitting in, so Lisa lies about being friends with a not-Hannah Montana named Alaska Nebraska to impress her new school mates. eventually she meets Alaska, who rejects her and makes her leave, and then thats it, the episode is over it was a baffling and upsetting experience, and I've seen it a million times in the background while playing games but actually paying attention there were like no good jokes
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Nov 5, 2018 04:59
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Who was the celebrity guest
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Is that the one where Homer moves to a lovely studio apartment so the kids will be in a better school district and nothing funny happens?
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Nov 5, 2018 05:06
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Sockser posted:Is that the one where Homer moves to a lovely studio apartment so the kids will be in a better school district and nothing funny happens? Oh yeah that one had a parody of Weezer's "Beverly HIlls"
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Nov 5, 2018 05:12
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If I drop a Simpson's DVD boxset into the Mariana trench, have I solved the thread title riddle?
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Nov 5, 2018 05:22
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The thread title presupposes that the low point of the Simpsons has already happened
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Data Graham posted:The thread title presupposes that the low point of the Simpsons has already happened Well, the lowest point so far, but absolute lowest may be yet to come
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And thus, against its will, this becomes a live-watch thread.
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Three years from now well get a fortnite episode.
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PostNouveau posted:Oh yeah that one had a parody of Weezer's "Beverly HIlls" lol remember the tik tok opener jfc
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Elderbean posted:Three years from now well get a fortnite episode. It’ll be worth the wait for whatever genius non-joke they use for the name of the game.
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SeANMcBAY posted:It’ll be worth the wait for whatever genius non-joke they use for the name of the game. forkknife
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SeANMcBAY posted:It’ll be worth the wait for whatever genius non-joke they use for the name of the game. Bort-nite
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The Glumslinger posted:Bort-nite this is a good joke though
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It'll be Two-Weeks and you know it.
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Fartnite and it'll be about the last person to hold in their farts and Bart will lose in second place to the mysterious first place winner who ends up being Homer playing it on the Mintenbo Smitch.
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Fried Watermelon posted:Fartnite and it'll be about the last person to hold in their farts and Bart will lose in second place to the mysterious first place winner who ends up being Homer playing it on the Mintenbo Smitch. Everyone ITT is a better simpsons writer than the simpsons writers :/
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In the current Simpsons the secret winner would be Mr. Burns, with Smithers as the butt plug operator.
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It'll be "Weeknight" and Bart will start selling his esports training sessions to make money for vbucks, Selma hires him because she fell in love with Bumblebee Man playing the game online and wants to impress him with a high score. Bart gets upset because Selma quickly becomes better then him and goes to the championship, but ultimately is caught cheating using the FakeNight Chicken Winner app on her MyPhone and loses the title. They learn that games are best played together. Meanwhile, Marge is selling an MLM line of "quintessential oils" because she found a hundred thousand dollars in the attic
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Well I left FOX on after football and ended up watching this. First Simpsons I've seen since some terrible episode about a pop group having subliminal messages that makes Bart join the navy that's at least 15 years ago. Homer and Marge join an Uber like startup called CarGo (at least it wasn't Muber) because they inspire productivity in the employees because they're so fun and carefree? A bunch of hot takes on silicon valley culture. I did not laugh.
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The Glumslinger posted:Bort-nite Programmed by Bort from the Itchy and Scratchy World episode except he's grown up into a programmer despite every other character never aging.
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Programmed by Bort from the Itchy and Scratchy World episode except he's grown up into a programmer despite every other character never aging.
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mrs. burns is 144 years old now. all she can do, is dial...and yell..
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quimby also sounded terrible lol
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Frog Act posted:It'll be "Weeknight" and Bart will start selling his esports training sessions to make money for vbucks, Selma hires him because she fell in love with Bumblebee Man playing the game online and wants to impress him with a high score. Bart gets upset because Selma quickly becomes better then him and goes to the championship, but ultimately is caught cheating using the FakeNight Chicken Winner app on her MyPhone and loses the title. They learn that games are best played together. Posting real episodes pretending they're fake, I see.
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In the new one, Homer gets canned because he drives into Mr. Burns' office because he's distracted because he's singing himself a song about how much he loves chicken nuggets and chokes on one. He gets a job as a road-tester for a self-driving car company because of his laziness. He and Marge teach the nerd coders how to relax over foozball in the breakroom and the company hires them to make everyone love work so much that they forget they can have outside lives. The nerds from Homer Goes to College are the main ones, but, surprise, they don't sound anything like they used to. Burns and Smithers go undercover as new hires to see why all the nuclear plant workers left for the new company. Homer and Marge discover the cars are spying on riders. Burns realizes he can't compete. Homer and Burns team up to sabotage the driverless cars. Tracy Morgan guest stars for one line as the tow truck driver who gives the Simpsons an "old-fashioned driverless ride" at the end. Marge sounds worse than I've ever heard before. It's so bad that she's hard to understand.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdPiKTTu4Ho where are the jokes? WHERE ARE THE JOKES?!
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Sockser posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UdPiKTTu4Ho B...b...But SLUNKIE! This has another example of how overly long every piece of animation has become, with Maggie's eyeroll not only demanding a cut, but also several seconds of undivided attention. This would've happened naturally in the background in old episodes.
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Bart, Lisa and Maggie make a squad on NightFort which looks like a Minecraft parody. Lisa builds, Maggie shoots and Bart makes fun of their opponents over voicechat. There is a hilarious overlong montage set to Killing Strangers while Maggie kills people just like in John Wick and each of the people she kills does something funny like Ned turns and starts praying, or Barney throws away coffee and drinks beer, and Moe tries to kill himself. Conic Book Guy notices their potential and trains them like a Jedi. They get through to the nationals and pay $10,000 from coach Comic Book Guy who is sure they'll win. Their enemy squad is none other than Lester, Eliza and Baby with one eyebrow sponsored by Roger Meyers Junior, and they cheat to win by building out of super strong rock and not listening to Bart by listening to Spinal Tap, and the judges are distracted by Roger drawing them as cartoon characters which translates to photorealistic sketches for whatever reason Just when it looks like Android Dungeon is about to go under, Homer saves the day by selling his newly created app 'fartnite' which measures flatulence to Artie Ziff for exactly $10,000. Fingerless Gloves fucked around with this message at 12:45 on Nov 6, 2018 |
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Nov 6, 2018 12:35
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So... how did the Malibu Stacy car become 20 feet tall?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-HG_nSyLpvc
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more like Pokémon Annoyed Grunt
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emgeejay posted:more like Pokémon Annoyed Grunt lol
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Mammon Loves You posted:Homer and Marge join an Uber like startup called CarGo That's something approaching a joke. These writers are getting sloppy. Mammon Loves You posted:Muber Ahhh, that's the sweet stuff.
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fatal oopsie-daisy posted:So... how did the Malibu Stacy car become 20 feet tall?
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