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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

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OB-GYN Kenobi
Dec 4, 2017
What would a butterdog do to your bowel? Nothing good I assume.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
according to Khrushchev you could drink a lot of vodka

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

OMFG FURRY posted:

according to Khrushchev you could drink a lot of vodka

Tell me more, comrade.

TERFherder
Apr 26, 2010

удар в шкурові кульки



Null of Undefined posted:

SoCal carnitas burritos taste like burritos from pretty much anywhere. Any perceived quality difference just means the restaurant actually used good meat, which can be done anywhere.

I was nodding along in agreement until this point, where I guess I was seriously triggered. YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH


sad puppers :(

!Klams
Dec 25, 2005

Squid Squad

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Chicago Pizza > NY Pizza

I really fudging love good Chicago style pizza. Also a huge fan of NY slices, def. found the best pizza I've ever had in NY. But this is a sentiment I've heard quite a bit, and not just Chicago style, but like, all sorts, right? I gotta hit up the windy City some time on another pizza tour.

Ignimbrite
Jan 5, 2010

BALLS BALLS BALLS
Dinosaur Gum

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn

Eldercain posted:

Guys I think chili should have beans

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

:allbuttons:

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007


Y'all realise there's the anti food porn thread for this kind of content right?

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe
Medical horrors is just cheating

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof
This is the result of eating butterdogs. Also, I read the post as "I used to know a guy who developed leg autism and..." and was like WTF?

Squack McQuack
Nov 20, 2013

by Modern Video Games

OMFG FURRY posted:

thousand yard stare or a dumb baby?

The baby already understands, so young, that her dad is a loving dweeb.

subhuman filth
Nov 1, 2006

That's neurofibromatosis, it's not contagious, it's not from being gross, and it's mostly just ubfortunate.

LawfulWaffle
Mar 11, 2014

Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.
I had bbq at a ren faire once and while the brisket was good my order came with these dry wings and I don't know if I ordered wrong or what. I think I was supposed to apply bbq sauce from the squirt bottles at the table but no matter what I tried it was super dry and disgusting. I could not eat it, and that is saying something.

Anyway

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

FTFY. :flipoff:

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

LawfulWaffle posted:

I had bbq at a ren faire once and while the brisket was good my order came with these dry wings and I don't know if I ordered wrong or what. I think I was supposed to apply bbq sauce from the squirt bottles at the table but no matter what I tried it was super dry and disgusting. I could not eat it, and that is saying something.

Anyway


Truly a cursed pregnancy announcement.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Alucard posted:

Truly a cursed pregnancy announcement.

Sprouting watermelons out of her grothole? :thunkher:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you eat a watermelon seed a plant will grow in your stomach and eventually you will birth a big bouncing watermelon baby

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Sprouting watermelons out of her grothole? :thunkher:

No, wanting to devour the fetus for precious stem cells.

Beve Stuscemi
Jun 6, 2001





drat :smith:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you think the book is sad just think of all the old people whose shelves it is sitting on, unused, while they microwave their frozen dinners alone

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Yolomon Wayne posted:

No, wanting to devour the fetus for precious stem cells.

Ah, a rebortion of sorts. :airquote:

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
when porn blogs post about current events :

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

My brother in law was underage at his and my sister's wedding. 21 is drinking age in the US. No idea why. Prohibition aftershock is my guess.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the young must be punished for their insolence

Cynic Jester
Apr 11, 2009

Let's put a simile on that face
A dazzling simile
Twinkling like the night sky
US laws. More like lawls m i rite

Null of Undefined
Aug 4, 2010

I have used 41 of 300 characters allowed.

TERFherder posted:

I was nodding along in agreement until this point, where I guess I was seriously triggered. YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAMN WHORE MOUTH

My girlfriend is from Socal And says the same thing about me, then tries to prove me wrong by taking me to: another SoCal burrito place that makes the same rear end carnitas I can get in the sf mission district.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Glad I finished eating all the leftover Nerds from Halloween already :barf:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/willrad/status/1059961267992125442?s=19

TERFherder
Apr 26, 2010

удар в шкурові кульки



Null of Undefined posted:

My girlfriend is from Socal And says the same thing about me, then tries to prove me wrong by taking me to: another SoCal burrito place that makes the same rear end carnitas I can get in the sf mission district.

oh well - that's different. Mission has the best burritos, so.. I thought you meant like.. SoCal vs Wisconsin.

Go eat at Truly Med for me. I miss that place.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

My brother in law was underage at his and my sister's wedding. 21 is drinking age in the US. No idea why. Prohibition aftershock is my guess.

But how do they have all those high school parties in movies with red cups in a huge house? idgi

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mokbek
Dec 19, 2014

Call Me The Shocker

aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHH

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

I hope that's cosmetic grade glitter.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

When she can look at you without that sparkle in her eye you know the relationship is over.

RubberLuffy
Mar 31, 2011

MissFortune posted:

BBQ chat is definitely cursed



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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Oogey Boogey failed No Nut November.

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