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"Okay, sure thing Iron Fist. I sure am glad to have a new partner in crimefighting!" And then IF never appears again. IWW Online Branch fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Nov 7, 2018 |
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Nov 7, 2018 00:45
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Iron Fist: I sleep in a bed shaped like a racing car... but when I get bored I sleep in a big bed with my girlfriend. What about you? Spider-Man: Concussions are LIKE sleep, right?
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I missed yesterday's comic but it is absolutely delightful. <Iron Fist> No, I don't want to know your secret identity, it puts you at risk. <Spider-Man> Aw, okay... and in unrelated news boy it sure will suck of my wife, MJ, who is acting in a play at this theater gets upset at me! (The tiny little ? coming from Iron Fist really sells it.)
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Nov 7, 2018 06:11
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ImpAtom posted:(The tiny little ? coming from Iron Fist really sells it.) I'm sorry to do this to you, friend 
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Nov 7, 2018 07:31
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Well, back to my luxurious billionaire hellhole, I suppose... PS eat at Meat Colleen's Dojo!
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Nov 7, 2018 07:42
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Didn't her dojo burn down?
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Nov 7, 2018 11:31
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no, nif murdered some dudes before they started the fire
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jesus christ
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Nov 7, 2018 17:06
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Meanwhile across the street Luke looks on sadly as a single tear rolls down cheek.
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Nov 7, 2018 18:30
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Attn: someone may very well have said "that's not a real raccoon, it's just our son, in an old Halloween costume" in real life.
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Nov 7, 2018 21:30
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 "Just a nobody with nobody friends!"
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Nov 7, 2018 23:25
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Is her name MJ Parker-Evans? Did she hyphenate and also pick a new name?
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Nov 7, 2018 23:49
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Evan is her co-star.
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Nov 7, 2018 23:55
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Well, it'd have to be someone connected to the theater itself, not someone just connected to a show that can move to a different house.
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Nov 7, 2018 23:56
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Synthbuttrange posted:Evan is her co-star. Co star is generous considering he didn’t get his first name.
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Nov 8, 2018 00:26
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Unless the playwright exposed himself to the owners of all the other theaters.
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Nov 8, 2018 00:27
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He just has a single character surname.
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Nov 8, 2018 00:51
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Synthbuttrange posted:
"MJ Parker" on a smoking pile of rubble is like the perfect metaphor for her marriage to Peter.
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Nov 8, 2018 00:53
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CharlestheHammer posted:Co star is generous considering he didn’t get his first name. MJ only got her first name on the marquee so people wouldn't think it was Mary-Louise Parker.
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Nov 8, 2018 00:54
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CharlestheHammer posted:Co star is generous considering he didn’t get his first name. Evan is his first name. The "CLOSED!" banner is covering the last name.
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Nov 8, 2018 01:28
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Choco1980 posted:Evan is his first name. The "CLOSED!" banner is covering the last name. His last name must be like two letters at most
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Next: Evan!
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  Look its clearly Vincent Evans and the sign is a shapeshifter
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CharlestheHammer posted:Co star is generous considering he didn’t get his first name. Which is reasonable, because he wasn't really in the show much. He's the guy who got pushed down the stairs by someone who wanted a part:  And then that guy was replaced by a movie star:  And then:  So yeah, Vince is probably the last part of that production anyone remembers.
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Nov 8, 2018 01:58
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TrilliontonNixon posted:"MJ Parker" on a smoking pile of rubble is like the perfect metaphor for her marriage to Peter. Amazing. Spectacular even 
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Otherkinsey Scale posted:Which is reasonable, because he wasn't really in the show much. He's the guy who got pushed down the stairs by someone who wanted a part: I'm always amazed by how strong the continuity is in this dumb comic.
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rare Magic card l00k posted:I'm always amazed by how strong the continuity is in this dumb comic. MJ's career is the overarcing storyline tying every individual plot together. She's NSM's version of the alien conspiracy in X-Files.
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rare Magic card l00k posted:I'm always amazed by how strong the continuity is in this dumb comic. 
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Johnny Walker posted:Strong continuity, you say? I think you should have a word with Mr Vince Everett: Maybe one of the reasons the theatre is closed is because Vince is on a honeymoon.
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 "Kinda weird how the theater just collapsed like that huh?"
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Synthbuttrange posted:
I know we’ve done the whole “this person does not know how to hold a phone” thing before but dammit, MJ!
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Nov 9, 2018 00:25
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Synthbuttrange posted:
Peter why did you put the lamp on the couch
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Nov 9, 2018 00:32
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ArmyOfMidgets posted:Peter why did you put the lamp on the couch It’s not on the coach it’s a part of the coach.
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Nov 9, 2018 00:51
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head58 posted:I know we’ve done the whole “this person does not know how to hold a phone” thing before but dammit, MJ! It was meant to be a sexy video-call. Peter is just an idiot.
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goatface posted:It was meant to be a sexy video-call. Peter is just an idiot. It's like they wanted a nice cheesecake panel but didn't realize that's even worse than usual when you put in zero effort.
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They should have chosen beefcake instead because that Spider-Man suit must stink to high heaven by now and it's a wonder he didn't take it off as soon as he got home.
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