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super macho dude: Aug 9, 2014

Reign Of Pain posted:

Do you gotta kill the legendary gator to get this?

After Chapter 4.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 14:49

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 00:12

Peg Sliderskew: Jan 4, 2010

Sunswipe posted:

Hardly.

Christmas list radically edited.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 17:10

Mr_Smashy: Aug 6, 2004

Reign Of Pain posted:

Do you gotta kill the legendary gator to get this?

Normally you have to take it off the head of the gator wearing it but now using the microtransactions available through this guide, you can lessen the accomplishments of others.

# ? Nov 12, 2018 17:28

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

So a couple buddies and I have over the years adopted a tradition of getting each other silly weapon related Christmas gifts. This started out small with genuinely useful pocket or camping knives but in the last couple years has grown into a pissing contest of who can get the silliest thing and this seemed like a good place to look for suggestions for this year. Below from left to right are a few examples of some choice pieces I've received through this absurd gift exchange. You will notice a trend developing (Zippo is there for scale).

To the far left is a whale skinning knife a friend got from an Inuit guide while in Alaska. Next is actuallt a very nice cleaver that's almost a centimeter thick and works great the one time a year I need it. Last is a ridiculously huge and heavy ax that is now a decorative part of my tiki bar. I'd like to keep the gift under US $50 and preferably available through Amazon. I was leaning towards a mini crossbow and have been looking at this https://www.amazon.com/CDRIC-Numeri...ross+bow+arrows but I'm open to suggestion.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 05:22

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

James Woods posted:

So a couple buddies and I have over the years adopted a tradition of getting each other silly weapon related Christmas gifts. This started out small with genuinely useful pocket or camping knives but in the last couple years has grown into a pissing contest of who can get the silliest thing and this seemed like a good place to look for suggestions for this year. Below from left to right are a few examples of some choice pieces I've received through this absurd gift exchange. You will notice a trend developing (Zippo is there for scale).

To the far left is a whale skinning knife a friend got from an Inuit guide while in Alaska. Next is actuallt a very nice cleaver that's almost a centimeter thick and works great the one time a year I need it. Last is a ridiculously huge and heavy ax that is now a decorative part of my tiki bar. I'd like to keep the gift under US $50 and preferably available through Amazon. I was leaning towards a mini crossbow and have been looking at this https://www.amazon.com/CDRIC-Numeri...ross+bow+arrows but I'm open to suggestion.

I recommend this (when in stock)

Alternative: you can pick up USMC Blood Brothers 2-Piece Knife Set - Barong Style Machete and Assisted Opening / Spring Assist Pocket Knife / Folder - Stainless Steel, Glass Breaker, Nylon Sheath - Tactical Survival Outdoors RIGHT NOW!!!!

# ? Nov 13, 2018 05:25

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

EorayMel posted:

I recommend this (when in stock)

Alternative: you can pick up USMC Blood Brothers 2-Piece Knife Set - Barong Style Machete and Assisted Opening / Spring Assist Pocket Knife / Folder - Stainless Steel, Glass Breaker, Nylon Sheath - Tactical Survival Outdoors RIGHT NOW!!!!

The first is definitely a contender in the completely useless category. The second would be too gauche since I got them each a SOG Jungler Warrior last year which is a similar big fuckoff machete style knife.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 10:53

A FUCKIN CANARY!!: Nov 9, 2005

https://www.amazon.com/Timber-Rattler-Scarab-Lockback-Pocket/dp/B00FWUZJ0Y/

# ? Nov 13, 2018 11:14

The Dregs: Dec 29, 2005; MY TREEEEEEEE!

A shitload of throwing knives would be a cool gift.

https://www.budk.com/Ridge-Runner-12-Piece-Throwing-Knife-Set-17539

# ? Nov 13, 2018 12:46

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Buy them a tactical pen, spork and necklace combo.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 12:55

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

How about a Tactical Toothbrush?
https://grenadesoapco.com/products/tactical-toothbrush

# ? Nov 13, 2018 14:27

Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

By popular demand posted:

How about a Tactical Toothbrush?
https://grenadesoapco.com/products/tactical-toothbrush

ugh of course they also have beard care products, gotta milk those manchildren cashcows dry

# ? Nov 13, 2018 14:34

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

For those fancy dress events:

E:No results for "Tactical fishbowl" , somebody get on it!
E2:And no "Tactical cat litter box" either! The market is open for business.

By popular demand fucked around with this message at 15:59 on Nov 13, 2018

# ? Nov 13, 2018 15:17

spog: Aug 7, 2004; It's your own bloody fault.

By popular demand posted:

For those fancy dress events:

E:No results for "Tactical fishbowl" , somebody get on it!
E2:And no "Tactical cat litter box" either! The market is open for business.

I know I am dense, but why do you want a laser pointer aimed at your dick?

# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:17

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

to attrackt female fruit flies

# ? Nov 13, 2018 17:20

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

By popular demand posted:

How about a Tactical Toothbrush?
https://grenadesoapco.com/products/tactical-toothbrush

So far I think this and the comically large buck knife are in the lead but all the suggestions so far have been great.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 19:43

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

spog posted:

I know I am dense, but why do you want a laser pointer aimed at your dick?

For THE LURE .

# ? Nov 13, 2018 20:36

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

By popular demand posted:

How about a Tactical Toothbrush?
https://grenadesoapco.com/products/tactical-toothbrush

That site

https://grenadesoapco.com/products/grenade-soap

# ? Nov 13, 2018 20:37

A FUCKIN CANARY!!: Nov 9, 2005

BATTLE MUG!

It's $189.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 21:19

PathAsc: Nov 15, 2011; Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

BATTLE MUG!

It's $189.

Lol it doesn't come with the flat top handle

# ? Nov 13, 2018 21:36

Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

are red dot sights dishwasher safe, asking for a friend

# ? Nov 13, 2018 21:41

Colonel Cancer: Sep 26, 2015; Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

drat I want a beer mug with laser sights. For precision drinking.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 21:59

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

The chinese got a cheap ripoff

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Tac...2926503513.html

# ? Nov 13, 2018 22:52

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Looks printed.

# ? Nov 13, 2018 23:00

McSpanky: Jan 16, 2005

PathAsc posted:

Lol it doesn't come with the flat top handle

Handle AND lid sold separately?? I think that counts as war profiteering

# ? Nov 14, 2018 05:12

The Skeleton King: Jul 16, 2011; Right now undead are at the top of my shit list. Undead are complete fuckers. Those geists are fuckers. Necromancers are fuckers. Necrosavants are big time fuckers. Skeletons aren't too bad except when they bleed everyone in the company. Zombos are at least not too bad.

Gotta put a scope on that mug for some long range drinking.

# ? Nov 14, 2018 05:19

Reign Of Pain: May 1, 2005; Nap Ghost

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

BATTLE MUG!

It's $189.

The sales pitch from that sight is great

quote:

The Battle Mug starts as a solid bar of 6061 T6 billet aluminum before it enters a state-of-the-art Computerized Numerical Control (CNC) machining facility in Vinemont, Alabama. Built to military specifications, Battle Mug features a M1913 Picatinny 3-rail interface system which allows the operator to mount a standard issue M4 carry handle. tactical light, laser device, holographic sight, or any tactical device imaginable for your operations.

Each Battle Mug can be personalized by the addition of standard or custom insignia, and by laser engraving of name, unit, and/or dates of change of command, deployment, and return. For those who didn�t return, a memorial can be inscribed.

Battle Mug is more than a drinking device, it is an heirloom that travels with its owner through every aspect of life and can be passed on to future generations.

Each individually serialized Battle Mug features Mil-Spec Type III anodizing and a crenellated base and is built with the operator in mind.

All Battle Mug Products are 100% MADE IN AMERICA!

** CARRY HANDLE SOLD SEPARATELY **

Motherfucking billet aluminum! CNC n poo poo! ALABAMA!!!!

# ? Nov 14, 2018 05:55

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

lol Battle mug sounds like a He-Man accessory

# ? Nov 14, 2018 05:59

Vincent Van Goatse: Nov 8, 2006; Enjoy every sandwich.; Smellrose

Battle Mug sounds like Larry Fine's class designation if he were a fighting game character.

# ? Nov 14, 2018 06:45

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

A FUCKIN CANARY!! posted:

BATTLE MUG!

It's $189.

If I were a non com in a SF unit I'd make killing an enemy with one of these a right of passage

# ? Nov 14, 2018 08:28

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

James Woods posted:

So a couple buddies and I have over the years adopted a tradition of getting each other silly weapon related Christmas gifts. This started out small with genuinely useful pocket or camping knives but in the last couple years has grown into a pissing contest of who can get the silliest thing and this seemed like a good place to look for suggestions for this year. Below from left to right are a few examples of some choice pieces I've received through this absurd gift exchange. You will notice a trend developing (Zippo is there for scale).

To the far left is a whale skinning knife a friend got from an Inuit guide while in Alaska. Next is actuallt a very nice cleaver that's almost a centimeter thick and works great the one time a year I need it. Last is a ridiculously huge and heavy ax that is now a decorative part of my tiki bar. I'd like to keep the gift under US $50 and preferably available through Amazon. I was leaning towards a mini crossbow and have been looking at this https://www.amazon.com/CDRIC-Numeri...ross+bow+arrows but I'm open to suggestion.

how heavy is the axe lol. If it's like 5 pounds i think it defeats the purpose

# ? Nov 14, 2018 08:41

James Woods: Jul 15, 2003

Milo and POTUS posted:

how heavy is the axe lol. If it's like 5 pounds i think it defeats the purpose

According to the manufacturer it weighs just two pounds but it's head centric weight makes it feel a lot heavier than that. If a rhinoceros came into my livingroom and I had to reach for one weapon I'd probably go for this over the shotgun.

# ? Nov 14, 2018 09:49

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

BUDK: The blade is the handle

# ? Nov 14, 2018 15:52

Son of Rodney: Feb 22, 2006; ohmygodohmygodohmygod

I love everythink about this and it saddens me that in our socialist hellscape called europe we don't have BUDK. As a kid I would have bought so much crap.

e: My girlfriend saw me browsing this stuff and preemtively told me in a firm tone "no honey, absolutely not".

Son of Rodney fucked around with this message at 17:58 on Nov 14, 2018

# ? Nov 14, 2018 17:55

Node: May 20, 2001; KICKED IN THE COOTER; Taco Defender

Son of Rodney posted:

e: My girlfriend saw me browsing this stuff and preemtively told me in a firm tone "no honey, absolutely not".

Tactically sever. Sorry lady, but BUDK comes first.

# ? Nov 14, 2018 18:59

5er: Jun 1, 2000; Qapla' to a true warrior!

I won't lie, if I ever ran out of ways to usefully spend money and had about $190 left that was 'use it or lose it by close of business', I'd happily order that mug.

# ? Nov 14, 2018 19:43

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

By popular demand posted:

How about a Tactical Toothbrush?
https://grenadesoapco.com/products/tactical-toothbrush

Why do I feel like the bristles on that toothbrush are made of metal?

# ? Nov 14, 2018 19:51

GoodyTwoShoes: Oct 26, 2013

https://www.tacticaloffice.com/ exists but everything is beige. No camo or black for the office on the go!

Also, I keep reading this thread title as ending in "much" instead of "bitch". I should visit my tactical eye doctor. . .

# ? Nov 14, 2018 21:21

Gutter Phoenix: Jul 23, 2013; I preferred your last avatar, so I put it back. My apologies to the pedo who purchased your last one (it's always projection).