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Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
wasn't expecting to see that li'l guy again

shameful snipe i don't give a poo poo

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Soricidus
Oct 21, 2010
freedom-hating statist shill

in that case i will accept a retrospective 25% of the credit

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Boxturret posted:

you are a very unhelpful bird :mad:

don't shoot the messenger

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Sham bam bamina! posted:

shameful... poo poo

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

EorayMel posted:

Lets get this straight, Bitcoin is an experiment in self-organizing collective intelligence.

It is, it's just that the intelligence organized elsewhere.

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!
I did a podcast with a crypto dude, he went through the book chapter by chapter. it came out pretty well!

doing a "wtf is blockchain" webinar for market researches next tuesday 20 Nov, 1500 UTC. should be fun also. recording will be available, but register ahead of time if you want to be able to ask questions

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


Sham bam bamina! posted:

wasn't expecting to see that li'l guy again

shameful snipe i don't give a poo poo

you seem depressed

perhaps the blockchain has an application here we have not considered. another chance to innovate

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
i,m actually overjoyed that someone saved my chick tract edit that i had completely forgotten about. going to put my feelings on the blockchain for posterity

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 14:01 on Nov 13, 2018

Horrormelon
Jan 28, 2009

Only Gallagher can save us now.

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i,m actually overjoyed that someone saved my chick track edit that i had completely forgotten about.

Chick tract :eng101:

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Sham bam bamina! posted:

i,m actually overjoyed that someone saved my chick track edit that i had completely forgotten about. going to put my feelings on the blockchain for posterity

I'm starting a movement on the blockchain

A bowel movement

Horrormelon
Jan 28, 2009

Only Gallagher can save us now.

Alan Smithee posted:

I'm starting a movement on the blockchain

A bowel movement

:eyepoop:

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

divabot posted:

I did a podcast with a crypto dude, he went through the book chapter by chapter. it came out pretty well!

doing a "wtf is blockchain" webinar for market researches next tuesday 20 Nov, 1500 UTC. should be fun also. recording will be available, but register ahead of time if you want to be able to ask questions

I was wondering if you meant cryptography or cryptocurrency guy

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish

Synthbuttrange posted:

I was wondering if you meant cryptography or cryptocurrency guy

i know in my heart that he's the cryptozoology guy

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Alan Smithee posted:

I'm starting a movement on the blockchain

A bowel movement

block erupter

Amethyst
Mar 28, 2004

I CANNOT HELP BUT MAKE THE DCSS THREAD A FETID SWAMP OF UNFUN POSTING
plz notice me trunk-senpai
bitcoin appears to have stabilized at around 6.5k? pretty boring now

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
https://twitter.com/ExkrementKoin/status/1062173349277777920

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

Synthbuttrange posted:

I was wondering if you meant cryptography or cryptocurrency guy

cryptofascist

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators

Amethyst posted:

bitcoin appears to have stabilized at around 6.5k? pretty boring now

if you want some excitement, tether is losing parity against USD again.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


hello yes it me garbis, garbis will help you with your moneys problem

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

garbis is good friend of all the moneys including the dollar, the euro

garbis will help your bitt coin be dollar, please to give to garbis private key thank you

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
reminder that blockchains have an inherent disadvantage over banknotes as an anonymous payment method, seeing as they provide an immutable record of your crimes

Discendo Vox
Mar 21, 2013

We don't need to have that dialogue because it's obvious, trivial, and has already been had a thousand times.
https://twitter.com/FoodDive/status/1060985379652698112

https://www.fooddive.com/news/cargill-expands-blockchain-for-turkeys/541773/

elbkaida
Jan 13, 2008
Look!
What's the deal with this Initiative Q rubbish? Got multiple invites forwarded from idiot friends asking me to sign up to secure some weird token that'll be replacing credit cards at some point in the future. They don't seem to ask for money, only the email address.

Is it purely trying to generate address lists of idiots susceptible to get rich quick schemes or are they also going to try to scam said idiot friends out of money?

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil
¿Por que no los dos?

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Boxturret posted:

i got two of those in one day last week, four in total

they really really like phoning me

i don't like them phoning me

please make them stop

help
I hear you can get mad uptweets by setting up a VM and wasting their time.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Took me a moment to realise there was a second column entirely of pendings :v:

divabot
Jun 17, 2015

A polite little mouse!

elbkaida posted:

What's the deal with this Initiative Q rubbish? Got multiple invites forwarded from idiot friends asking me to sign up to secure some weird token that'll be replacing credit cards at some point in the future. They don't seem to ask for money, only the email address.

Is it purely trying to generate address lists of idiots susceptible to get rich quick schemes or are they also going to try to scam said idiot friends out of money?

“Initiative Y is what Bitcoin should have been. Honestly, I feel pretty stupid now.”
— Satoshi Nakamoto, Fintech Entrepreneur

https://www.initiativey.com/

(actually for some crappy cryptocurrency thing, but ehh)

Synthbuttrange posted:

I was wondering if you meant cryptography or cryptocurrency guy

no, an actual cryptosporidium

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Gazpacho posted:

reminder that blockchains have an inherent disadvantage over banknotes as an anonymous payment method, seeing as they provide an immutable record of your crimes

:wrong:

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
you're really dumb

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Splicer posted:

uptweets

not much dog, what's up with you

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
“Bitcoins stink” — some Roman emperor

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
how the gently caress did i type that jesus christ :eng99:

...!
Oct 5, 2003

I SHOULD KEEP MY DUMB MOUTH SHUT INSTEAD OF SPEWING HORSESHIT ABOUT THE ORBITAL MECHANICS OF THE JAMES WEBB SPACE TELESCOPE.

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT A LAGRANGE POINT IS?

Gazpacho posted:

you're really dumb

:wrong:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Chick digestive tract.

Weatherman
Jul 30, 2003

WARBLEKLONK

Paladinus posted:

Chick digestive tract.

mods please change pallidanus's name to "chick digestive track"

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Chick urinary tract

smellmycheese
Feb 1, 2016

ladies and gentlemen. I give you.... Blockchain Beer!

http://www.down-stream.io/

"A radical mix of artisanal brewing methods honed by generations and the powerful spirit of today’s digital technology, every aspect of this superb quality craft beer has been carefully recorded and written to the blockchain as a guarantee of transparency and authenticity."

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Weatherman posted:

mods please change pallidanus's name to "chick digestive track"
agh stop it

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Weatherman posted:

mods please change pallidanus's name to "chick digestive track"

There is a typo in your request, but mod smart contract still processed it. Your laffcoins are lost forever. Sorry.

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Wheany
Mar 17, 2006

Spinyahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Doctor Rope

smellmycheese posted:

ladies and gentlemen. I give you.... Blockchain Beer!

http://www.down-stream.io/

"A radical mix of artisanal brewing methods honed by generations and the powerful spirit of today’s digital technology, every aspect of this superb quality craft beer has been carefully recorded and written to the blockchain as a guarantee of transparency and authenticity."

what if i piss in a bottle and then write "bottle #69420 contains 100% artisanally crafted beer yo" on the blockchain

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