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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Does Machida have a TUE for urine substitutes? :thunk:

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Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


lol

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1063121213235417088

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I just booked my flights back to the US after feeling guilty on skipping NYE with my family to go to Japan and watch MMA.

Thanks Floyd you fucker.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



its just a boxing match now, who cares

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

piratepilates posted:

its just a boxing match now, who cares

3 rounds, no kicking. Floyd is a coward.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad
Tenshin should tie up and dirty box like crazy. If he only stays outside, he's not gonna touch Floyd over 3.

piratepilates
Mar 28, 2004

So I will learn to live with it. Because I can live with it. I can live with it.



kimbo305 posted:

Tenshin should tie up and dirty box like crazy. If he only stays outside, he's not gonna touch Floyd over 3.

honestly I just hope he throws a wild kick in to his head anyway, thats what we were all hoping for anyway

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger
Chael, attempting to achieve Peak Chael, did a breakdown of the guy who broke into his car: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q5yU5aXrPP0

handsome only face
Apr 22, 2010

Cockroach went out of the room in anger. And roach's go to empty room...

Cockroache's Anarchist


get em cody
https://www.mmafighting.com/2018/11...xual-harassment

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS


ok how many people have to watch you piss? 7?

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

i do like that cody says "there is no way i could piss right now because im warming up for a fight. it can't be done. i've never done it in my life."

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

lol, the timekeeper and commission hosed up the first fight in Invicta. I guess they are used to 3 minute rounds in Oklahoma because they blew the horn at 3 for the 1st round even though it was supposed to be 5 minute rounds.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Raging Panda beat the poo poo out of her opponent

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib

LobsterMobster posted:

Raging Panda beat the poo poo out of her opponent

I like the nickname and the violence she delivered. Good stuff

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse

LobsterMobster posted:

Raging Panda beat the poo poo out of her opponent

The final shot was a front kick to the nose/eye and the other girl looked hosed up from it

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
i dont know who is fighting on axs, but some kid has gotten dropped like 5 times in the first round and the ref doesn't give a poo poo

e: apparently jacob rosales whomped the poo poo outta ricardo seixas

e 2x: rosales has regan from the exorcist on this trunks

LobsterMobster fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Nov 17, 2018

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Bellator main event second round about to start if you avoided spoilers, Pitbull/Sanchez, a good fight so far

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Style: Robocop

I'm intrigued

Troxartas
Jan 13, 2007

The Old Warhorse
Pitbull just did the get up off your back take down the other guy all on one motion deal, was pretty sweet

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
Got a contender for "funniest falling down"

https://twitter.com/Grabaka_Hitman/status/1063653187683581952

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006



This could be good but I think Gegard picks him apart
https://twitter.com/BellatorMMA/status/1064677288262885378

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/InTheCagePL/status/1064507492405776391

Entire front three rows tests positive through proximity

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib
Jesus loving Christ

How is that a real person? poo poo, how is either a real person?

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
crudely animated photoshops ftw

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
I hear there's infinite variation within a species, but I'm not sure that's within the parameters of, like, any statistical model.

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/InTheCagePL/status/1064507492405776391

Entire front three rows tests positive through proximity

I gotta see this.

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed
The steroid cricket player vs. a living M.U.S.C.L.E. toy, live at KSW

Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

I hear there's infinite variation within a species, but I'm not sure that's within the parameters of, like, any statistical model.

There are limits in place to prevent horrible mutants, but the steroids let you make fighters that don’t conform to known fighters.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

by Reene
I'm not sure that dimensions of that human being work for throwing a punch.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/InTheCagePL/status/1064507492405776391

Entire front three rows tests positive through proximity

Both of these guys will just be standing in one spot rotating in circles knocking against each other like a couple spinning tops due to not being able to actually move their upper bodies in a punching motion right

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

wait till we find out the Iranian Hulk has an extremely sick jab game. Or hidden behind that beard is the ghost of Carlos Gracie whisper sweet transitions into his ear.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries
Martyn can actually punch and kick, the fat Iranian dude can't, hes got too much synthol in him to move properly. His lifts are pathetic for a man of that weight and steroid use.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Both of these guys will just be standing in one spot rotating in circles knocking against each other like a couple spinning tops due to not being able to actually move their upper bodies in a punching motion right

The British guy has showcased some very bad highkicks on IG that he thinks are awesome, so maybe we'll see some of that.

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

kimbo305 posted:

The British guy has showcased some very bad highkicks on IG that he thinks are awesome, so maybe we'll see some of that.

We can only hope

coconono
Aug 11, 2004

KISS ME KRIS

Highkicks Hulk, who immediately taps out because he can't stand up(too top heavy), they need a crane to remove Hulk from the ring.

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are

Mr. Carlisle posted:

Both of these guys will just be standing in one spot rotating in circles knocking against each other like a couple spinning tops due to not being able to actually move their upper bodies in a punching motion right

It was a coin toss between this image and a Zangeif spinning piledriver GIF.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/InTheCagePL/status/1064507492405776391

Entire front three rows tests positive through proximity

I can only see the easiest armbar in MMA history.

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me
https://twitter.com/FullContactMTWF/status/1064878325309403137

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

https://twitter.com/streetfitebanch/status/1065038577447432192

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LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"
:ortiz: has been communicating with steven jobs, whom died in 2011, as of 5 years ago

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