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You know, that may sound stupid, but people are always suggesting that hugely fat people "just stop eating" as if that wouldn't gently caress their bodies up. (Your body stores calories efficiently in fat; micronutrients not so much.) I assume that the letter-writer had received that brilliant advice. Fortunately he or she at least had the sense to check with an actual doctor, even a newspaper doctor.
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Nov 16, 2018 04:32
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AlbieQuirky posted:You know, that may sound stupid, but people are always suggesting that hugely fat people "just stop eating" as if that wouldn't gently caress their bodies up. (Your body stores calories efficiently in fat; micronutrients not so much.) No one has ever suggested that a fat person should stop literally intaking any food until they become thin.
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GrossMurpel posted:No one has ever suggested that a fat person should stop literally intaking any food until they become thin.  In 1965 a man suggested he do this to himself. He dropped from 486 lbs to 180 lbs.
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GrossMurpel posted:No one has ever suggested that a fat person should stop literally intaking any food until they become thin. Absolutely they do. Not anyone with a brain cell to spare, but you see it all the time in the idiotariat. And then there's this delightful variation. jobson groeth posted:
Yes, under medical supervision. You can't just wing it. Even under medical supervision, there were sudden deaths during the brief time that medically supervised starvation was advocated as a treatment for obesity. This article discusses one possible explanation. A contemporary look at complications. By the mid-70s, "therapeutic starvation" had given way to medically supervised very low calorie diets, usually supplemented by micronutrients. These absolutely can be successful for highly motivated people. AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 22:02 on Nov 16, 2018 |
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Nov 16, 2018 21:38
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haha see you assholes at nurnberg
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Nov 16, 2018 21:44
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Former DILF posted:haha see you assholes at nurnberg so you refuse to see them 
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Nov 16, 2018 23:51
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  https://nypost.com/2018/11/16/teens-are-now-getting-drunk-on-boiled-tampon-juice/
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Jenkem 2.0
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Cartoon Man posted:
They are getting a buzz from the the go to poison gas from the First World War... chlorine. 
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Nov 17, 2018 01:56
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Cartoon Man posted:
not sure about boiling drunk sanitary pads (which would literally remove any last drop of alcohol if even any had made it through the digestive tract) also there used to be a joke in my country about soaking a tampon in pure alcohol and then jamming it in your rear end. i was later told that sockless rubber boots full of booze were more effective because of the thin skin between your toes jeez, really... my soution is maybe just drink it idk
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Krankenstyle posted:not sure about boiling drunk sanitary pads (which would literally remove any last drop of alcohol if even any had made it through the digestive tract) also there used to be a joke in my country about soaking a tampon in pure alcohol and then jamming it in your rear end. i used to date a chemistry major who used to talk about wanting to fill a bucket with DMSO and everclear and have people stick their hand in it
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For those of us who don't know what DMSO is this is what Wikipedia has to sayquote:Use of DMSO in medicine dates from around 1963, when an Oregon Health & Science University Medical School team, headed by Stanley Jacob, discovered it could penetrate the skin and other membranes without damaging them and could carry other compounds into a biological system.
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Nov 17, 2018 04:23
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Krankenstyle posted:not sure about boiling drunk sanitary pads (which would literally remove any last drop of alcohol if even any had made it through the digestive tract) also there used to be a joke in my country about soaking a tampon in pure alcohol and then jamming it in your rear end. If you read the article, they are basically getting high of the chlorine in the pads used to keep them sterile. Thus the World War One comment.
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Nov 17, 2018 05:15
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The one weird trick to getting drunk in high school! The Kaiser hates this!
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Sex Hobbit posted:i used to date a chemistry major who used to talk about wanting to fill a bucket with DMSO and everclear and have people stick their hand in it I would totally volunteer for this
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Nov 17, 2018 10:12
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I always did like the smell of a swimming pool. Well, most of them. Saltwater swimming pools are a thing. They're quite nice.
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Nov 17, 2018 14:31
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The characteristic smell of a swimming pool isn’t chlorine itself. You’re smelling the chloramines created when chlorine reacts with urine, sweat, and some other things.
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Nov 17, 2018 14:42
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dulce et decorum est pro inebriata labori
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Nov 17, 2018 14:45
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Counting the days until someone figures out how to get high off my vomit. I'll be one sick billionaire.
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Nov 17, 2018 14:51
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Krankenstyle posted:dulce et decorum est pro inebriata labori My limited latin informs me this translates to "it's a beautiful thing to be drunk at work" don't ruin this for me nerds
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Nov 17, 2018 18:40
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https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-maureen-scalia-medal-of-freedom-joke/ Trump gives award to Scalia’s widow, makes crude joke about their sex life
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chitoryu12 posted:https://people.com/politics/donald-trump-maureen-scalia-medal-of-freedom-joke/ If anyone deserves to be mocked in death it's Scalia
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Nov 18, 2018 00:07
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Turkey who became mayor of town is wanted by police for chasing schoolchildren
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Nov 18, 2018 04:01
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Another elected official outed as a pedo.
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Nov 18, 2018 04:45
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I actually misread that as being about a Turkish mayor at first and it was way less funny
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Phlegmish posted:I actually misread that as being about a Turkish mayor at first and it was way less funny Love it when it's not just me lol
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jojoinnit posted:Love it when it's not just me lol 
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Nov 18, 2018 13:09
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Phlegmish posted:I actually misread that as being about a Turkish mayor at first and it was way less funny I dunno the idea of a Turkish mayor literally chasing a group of schoolchildren down the street like pedo Pepe la Pew is kind of funny in the abstract His handlers all being like “Mr Mayor!! Not again!!!”
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Nov 18, 2018 13:32
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yeah I'm not Googling that.
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Nov 18, 2018 14:36
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I knew it.
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Production assistant, in green room: Can I get you anything, maybe a coke? High lady: No thanks, I brought my own. ~Fin~
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Terminally woke person: Furries are people too Furries: No we're not!
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