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Samuringa posted:You probably get extra brownie points from God for being ultramurdered by an insular native population than just a random dude in the middle of the street, right yeah, like, if this guy was catholic, getting martyred while preaching to the heathens is pretty much the #1 way to become a saint
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Better hope he was yodelin the gospel as he went then
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Nov 24, 2018 20:23
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Karate Bastard posted:Better hope he was yodelin the gospel as he went then In reality: 
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Can someone photoshop that porn frame so all the black guys have bows and the white girl has a bible in her lap.
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Nov 24, 2018 20:36
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Look if you want a probe you can just ask ok?
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Karate Bastard posted:Look if you want a probe you can just ask ok? Yeah but it would be funny
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Blind Rasputin posted:Can someone photoshop that porn frame so all the black guys have bows and the white girl has a bible in her lap. No.
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Afriscipio posted:Wolo-oh! He is about to turn red
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They did surgery on a grape.
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Hey ladies https://i.imgur.com/feHMr25.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/d1EjHvd.mp4 https://i.imgur.com/gUIIoA7.mp4
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oldpainless posted:I’m almost certain it’s in there It is, it's in Ezekiel 23:19, just after the tits and gigantic jizzing donkey-cocks.
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Stoatbringer posted:There are plenty of people in the world who don't believe in Jesus, but don't live on remote islands and aren't guaranteed to murder you as soon as they see you. Do you score extra cheevoes for doing it the hard way or something? Yes. Preaching to someone who has never heard the good news is much more satisfying than some cynical gently caress who calls you a credulous idiot and starts going on about the flying spaghetti monster. Son of Thunderbeast posted:There's also the weird angle that supposedly Jesus' second coming will only happen once everyone in the world has heard the word, so I would bet good money that figured in to the decision. 
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yes. Preaching to someone who has never heard the good news is much more satisfying than some cynical gently caress who calls you a credulous idiot and starts going on about the flying spaghetti monster. I’m not sure that remains the case when the first person also doesn’t speak english and is trying to kill you. I would say the second case is preferable, then.
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bony tony posted:They did surgery on a grape. It's perfectly legal, and the ultimate adrenaline rush.
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Screaming Idiot posted:*as I lay dying from a pierced and bleeding butthole with tribesmen pretending to jack off at me and laughing* You got a source for this 🤔
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Nov 25, 2018 03:17
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Holy gently caress, Spongey B.
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Nov 25, 2018 03:25
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Sounds like a bad idea. I hear ambien makes you say racist things on the internet.
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bony tony posted:They did surgery on a grape. Ok, this is epic 
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Nov 25, 2018 05:25
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i got moon moon
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Auxiliary Treats posted:Ok, this is epic holy poo poo
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jesus christ
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There fine  (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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space uncle posted:
They did surgery on a grape.
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Tiny Lowtax posted:In reality: I lost it at this. Thank you. I needed that.
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Nov 25, 2018 06:33
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Blind Rasputin posted:There fine That's the forbidden meme 
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Nov 25, 2018 09:48
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I got they did surgery on a grape.
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Randaconda posted:That's the forbidden meme It's not forbidden, just gross and not worth posting
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bike tory posted:It's not forbidden, just gross and not worth posting Pretty sure it's forbidden, but, if not, motion to make it so.
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Nov 25, 2018 10:42
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Have some LEGO my kid had put in his truck:
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Randaconda posted:That's the forbidden meme 
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BillyC posted:I got they did surgery on a grape. I got Reactor Reactor. It's like Moon Moon only with uranium.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:I got Reactor Reactor. It's like Moon Moon only with uranium. That's pretty rad.
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