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what's the best part about the piss tape being real
the part about the actual president being that petty that he wanted piss on obama's mattress
the part about kushner not doing great at his assigned role as middle east peace specialist failson extraordinaire
the part about vladimir putin actually having kompromat and getting the fbi director fired through its influence on the potus
the part about barron trump just holding a snowglobe wondering what it's all for, while his dad ends the world with his idiocy
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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
I would like to see the tape now

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Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
where is it

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
*blinks both eyes closed, and then open*

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
I believe the tape is real but I no longer believe we will get to see it.

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


bloom posted:

I believe the tape is real but I no longer believe we will get to see it.

this heralds the first great split between the Piss Tape faithful

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

bloom posted:

I believe the tape is real but I no longer believe we will get to see it.

When Trump is out of office, either dead, lost re-election, term limited, whatever, there will no be reason to hold on to it and then the Kremlin might let it drop for kicks.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo

Tastykake posted:

this heralds the first great split between the Piss Tape faithful

*nails a vhs cassette to a door*

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
squizzlishly,;]' already u see the early mini-schisms that mirror the growth and expansion of the christian sects, u have the piss tape literalists, those debating over their particular translation or interpretation of piss tape orthodoxy, u have the occasional heterodox piss tape skeptic, rarely u have a piss tape atheist. then there are those who say that the piss tape does not exist, but that it does not matter that it does not exist, because it can teach us anyway (akin to those who held that jesus of nazareth was not the son of god, but still worth listening to as a rabbi), and finally, u have the correct ones, the piss tape gnostics, who clearly perceive that the piss tape consciousness is you and is love and is god and is all and is real. all of these groups are important parts of the early piss tape dialectic, all are to be honored, revered, included

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy

bloom posted:

*nails a vhs cassette to a door*

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


disbelief in the sacred Tape is heresy and must be rooted out with the greatest of force

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

crazy cloud posted:

squizzlishly,;]' already u see the early mini-schisms that mirror the growth and expansion of the christian sects, u have the piss tape literalists, those debating over their particular translation or interpretation of piss tape orthodoxy, u have the occasional heterodox piss tape skeptic, rarely u have a piss tape atheist. then there are those who say that the piss tape does not exist, but that it does not matter that it does not exist, because it can teach us anyway (akin to those who held that jesus of nazareth was not the son of god, but still worth listening to as a rabbi), and finally, u have the correct ones, the piss tape gnostics, who clearly perceive that the piss tape consciousness is you and is love and is god and is all and is real. all of these groups are important parts of the early piss tape dialectic, all are to be honored, revered, included

I’m a piss tape Essene, squirreling away reels of magnetic tape in desert caves to be found thousands of years hence by curious shepard boys

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

bloom posted:

*nails a vhs cassette to a door*

lmao

Segata Sanshiro
Sep 10, 2011

we can live for nothing
baby i don't care

lose me like the ocean
feel the motion

:coolfish:

i'm establishing piss tape isis where we behead the deniers who's in

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


im already doing the Piss Tape Inquisition so please get in line

Proust Malone
Apr 4, 2008

Tastykake posted:

this heralds the first great split between the Piss Tape faithful

there is no split among the faithful, only those who deny Its Truth.

Ayatollah Hermione
Apr 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
i dont need to see the piss tape bc i see it every time i close my eyes

Trazz
Jun 11, 2008
Paul Manafort lied about the piss tape

Mueller knew he was lying because Mueller has the piss tape

fabergay egg
Mar 1, 2012

it's not a rhetorical question, for politely saying 'you are an idiot, you don't know what you are talking about'


Ron Jeremy posted:

there is no split among the faithful, only those who deny Its Truth.

this is the kind of thinking we need more of in this here church

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

https://twitter.com/Credico2016/status/1067956851852132352

it's real as gently caress

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
When is death?

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



Piss tape knows not death

Whence you have passed

Piss tape will still be

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
it's real

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

Anyone get a screenshot of this?

e: nm! got it!

https://twitter.com/terminal_fr0st/status/1068002578900897792

It's Real

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


If my belief in the piss tape hadnt already been maxed out for the past 2 years it sure would he now

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
In our Piss Tape future all shall wear the hat.

Bananasaurus Rex
Mar 19, 2009
Folks


It's real

Pathos
Sep 8, 2000

it’s more real today than it was yesterday

and yesterday it was real as gently caress

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
superman: i believe in tape

*punches CG golem thru a wall*

superman: but i also believe in the piss

net work error
Feb 26, 2011

There were loving losers in here just THIS WEEK doubting.

100 HOGS AGREE
Oct 13, 2007
Grimey Drawer
i have never doubted

The Piss Tape Is Real

NotWearingPants
Jan 3, 2006

by Nyc_Tattoo
Nap Ghost

100 HOGS AGREE posted:

i have never doubted

The Piss Tape Is Real

It says so right on my hat!

CommanderApaul
Aug 30, 2003

It's amazing their hands can support such awesome.
https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/1068175936900730880

Gringostar
Nov 12, 2016
Morbid Hound

WEAR THE loving HAT ASHLEY!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

NotWearingPants posted:

Anyone get a screenshot of this?

e: nm! got it!

https://twitter.com/terminal_fr0st/status/1068002578900897792

It's Real

I doubted and the divine urine saw fit to give me this glimse of the amonia scented truth.

Blessed are those who see and believe, but more blessed are those who don't see and believe.

It's real.

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


My belief in the tape has never wavered

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I wonder why Trump would feel obliged to do this :thunk:

quote:

President Donald Trump’s company planned to give a $50 million penthouse at Trump Tower Moscow to Russian President Vladimir Putin as the company negotiated the luxury real estate development during the 2016 campaign, according to four people, one of them the originator of the plan.

Two US law enforcement officials told BuzzFeed News that Michael Cohen, Trump’s personal lawyer at the time, discussed the idea with a representative of Dmitry Peskov, Putin’s press secretary.

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/anthonycormier/the-trump-organization-planned-to-give-vladimir-putin-the?ref=hpsplash

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/Kris_Sacrebleu/status/1068285082035601408

Pancakes
May 21, 2001

Crypto-Rump Roast
While not the Prophet of the Piss Tape, I feel comfortable claiming that I'm an inner-circle acolyte of its truth.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Fallen Rib


That but Piss Tape

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World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


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