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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:3:

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hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
https://twitter.com/TankSchottle/status/1067955624993062912?s=19

If this is a fake just don't tell me.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless

It's not fake. Dude is legit. Feel free to stay elated.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

jobson groeth posted:

It's not fake. Dude is legit. Feel free to stay elated.

Good, because I'm his teammate.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



the only reason to bring dogs on planes is to drop them into a volcano

DiggityDoink
Dec 9, 2007

Goddamned this is cursed as gently caress. Total wrong thread

Toys For Ass Bum
Feb 1, 2015



https://www.harpercollins.com/9780062748744/santas-husband/

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002

I have this book and can confirm that it owns

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

His dog is going to be toothless in less than a year.

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
I had a friend named Brock who had a doggo named Rocko and you better believe he had a favorite rock

Lodin
Jul 31, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Certainly better than my grandmas old cat who would steal womens underwear from neighborhood clotheslines.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
I used to have a fat black cat that would just walk into the shower but only if a woman was in there. He was a good boy but doofy.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lodin posted:

Certainly better than my grandmas old cat who would steal womens underwear from neighborhood clotheslines.

Your grandfather taught the cat to do that, you know.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/StrangeCoisas/status/1068151861063139328

Bum the Sad
Aug 25, 2002
Hell Gem

Hahahahaha please tell me Santa is in a wheelchair too.

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Bum the Sad posted:

Hahahahaha please tell me Santa is in a wheelchair too.

yea, after that deep dickin his husband gave him

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Krankenstyle posted:

the only reason to bring dogs on planes is to drop them into a volcano

:chloe:

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy
all dogs are good

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

Renegret posted:

all dogs are good

Clearly self serving, ignore.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Renegret posted:

all dogs are good

Nah, there's definitely bad dogs. But they probably shouldn't be dropped in a volcano.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Renegret posted:

all dogs are good

Some people are allergic, doesn't mean the dog is bad.

https://twitter.com/dog_rates/status/1068191181148958725?s=19

Renegret
May 26, 2007

THANK YOU FOR CALLING HELP DOG, INC.

YOUR POSITION IN THE QUEUE IS *pbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbt*


Cat Army Sworn Enemy

Milo and POTUS posted:

Nah, there's definitely bad dogs. But they probably shouldn't be dropped in a volcano.

no bad dogs, just misunderstood dogs

Unless it's a Pug.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Milo and POTUS posted:

Nah, there's definitely bad dogs. But they probably shouldn't be dropped in a volcano.

What if they're suffering from a brain cloud?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Krankenstyle posted:

the only reason to bring dogs on planes is to drop them into a volcano

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Renegret posted:

no bad dogs, just misunderstood dogs

Unless it's a Pug.

police dogs

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Police dogs are just doing what they are trained and told to do. That makes them good boys with bad masters.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
judge: and do you have any defense against these accusations?

defendant: arf arf arf arf (i was just following orders!)

judge: ah, who's a good boy...

Seaniqua
Mar 12, 2004

"We'll see how the first year goes. But people better get us now, because we're going to keep getting better and better."

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

What if they're suffering from a brain cloud?

I get this reference :hf:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

Seaniqua posted:

I get this reference :hf:

I've made and seen a few Joe Vs the Volcano jokes floating around lately. Maybe it's about time for a gritty Hollywood reboot starring Sacha Baron Cohen!!!

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/jaredlholt/status/1068244397614080001

Yes, that is a yellow Jewish star on her jumper.

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/NYCAntifa/status/1068198481075073025

Living in the dumbest timeline has its moments.

Kak
Sep 27, 2002

jobson groeth
May 17, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
Dad owns bones

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

I lost it at the wedding dress. Dude owns.

resident
Dec 22, 2005

WE WERE ALL UP IN THAT SHIT LIKE A MUTHAFUCKA. IT'S CLEANER THAN A BROKE DICK DOG.

Should have put the pirate pic first so we could just assume he's committed as gently caress to cosplay.

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Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Best dad.

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