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Is a handicap match fair?
This poll is closed.
Yes it's fine for faces to have a numbers advantage. 4 2.94%
No it is wrong for heels to have a numbers advantage. 8 5.88%
What is the point? 46 33.82%
BECKY IS BACK ON SMACKDOWN TOMORROW! 78 57.35%
Total: 108 votes
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Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Davros1 posted:

Jonathan Good is better than Dean Ambrose

Jon Moxley was too.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Miroslav Barnyashev

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

sportsgenius86 posted:

Miroslav Barnyashev

Gesundheit

Grant DaNasty
Jul 17, 2006

Rick Blood is a good wrestler name too.

Wikipedia posted:

Before his debut at CWF, Eddie Graham gave him the ring name Ricky Steamboat based on his resemblance to Hawaiian wrestler Sammy Steamboat. According to Steamboat, Graham thought "Rick Blood" was a good name for a heel, but not a face.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

I don’t know how you could not go by Dick Blood

Also a good one - Celeste Bonin

Truther Vandross fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Nov 29, 2018

sticklefifer
Nov 11, 2003

by VideoGames

Seams posted:

'AoP' is just a meaningless sequence of three letters unless it's short for Authors of Pain. So of course now they're just AoP.

See also: Acolytes/APA because WWE can't not repeat itself.

But we all know they're the Authors of Piss.

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
Roddy Piper's real name was Roderick Toombs

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


sportsgenius86 posted:

I don’t know how you could not go by Dick Blood

Vince is keeping that one for himself

JT Smiley
Mar 3, 2006
Thats whats up!
Dumping an established guys first or last name is such a dumb practice. Especially since it never leads to anything.


While we're at it, I can't stand the phrase, " championship opportunity".

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

jesus WEP posted:

Don’t talk to your irl friends about wrestling it’s guaranteed to make you look like a goonlord

I have no irl friends. Checkmate! :smug:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Misread.

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Give Gionna Daddio the Dude Love gimmick

Dacap
Jul 8, 2008

I've been involved in a number of cults, both as a leader and a follower.

You have more fun as a follower. But you make more money as a leader.



DoctorGonzo posted:

Give Gionna Daddio the Dude Love gimmick

Give all three of Foley’s gimmicks to individual members of the New Day

britishbornandbread
Jul 8, 2000

You'll stumble in my footsteps
As someone who doesn’t watch any weekly television anymore, does Cole/Graves try to promote the product during the show at all? Anything about how good matches were or excitement anything coming up? I can only imagine the inadvertent LOLZ at hearing those two VKM mouthpieces try to tell the bored audience at home they’re not wasting their time.

Heavy Metal
Sep 1, 2014

America's $1 Funnyman

Draxion posted:

Jon Moxley was too.

I think Dean Ambrose is a better name, in general it's a pretty cool name. Dean Ambrose. Just sounds cool to me. Dean Stockwell is one of my favorite actors, especially in Blue velvet, and Ambrose just sounds kind of cool, it sounds like a name for some cool character from Miami Vice or something. I like it.

Jon Moxley, it just kind of bounces right off of my brain, I just have no opinion on it. It sounds like a gym teacher who gets killed in an 80s slasher film to me.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

britishbornandbread posted:

As someone who doesn’t watch any weekly television anymore, does Cole/Graves try to promote the product during the show at all? Anything about how good matches were or excitement anything coming up? I can only imagine the inadvertent LOLZ at hearing those two VKM mouthpieces try to tell the bored audience at home they’re not wasting their time.

Before the Final Deletion segment aired he had Michael Cole tell the audience that what they are about to see is stupid and they shouldn't care about it.

Wise Fwom Yo Gwave
Jan 9, 2006

Popping up from out of nowhere...


Prokhor Zakharov posted:

Please sign my petition to change AoP (Agonizing Over Piss) theme to that one song by The Cranberries and also have Graves yell "Holy poo poo!! PISSSSSS" for their entrance

WHAT IS GOING ON

Obviously the song is Dreams, but the clear answer for The Kimoa Kid should have been to post this:

https://youtu.be/vUz9xCTOPRw

Edit: gently caress autocorrect

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Ah, faye wong's version of dreams. she did the theme song for Zell's game. everybody begin talking about zell soon. Should WWE purchase a license to use the character of zell ala gangrel?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Raw posted the 4th lowest rating in modern history this week, and the third hour was the 2nd lowest of all time.

WWE stock is up today, by the way.

:cripes:

CobiWann posted:

This one's for J-Ru, just in case you haven't seen this part of the latest Botchamania.

https://youtu.be/JGcY6SbnwIo?t=720

This makes me feel better though :)

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
Am I the only person who thought Drake's Maverick peeing himself was funny?


(i'd like to put on the record that i am not vince mcmahon)

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

keevo posted:

Am I the only person who thought Drake's Maverick peeing himself was funny?


(i'd like to put on the record that i am not vince mcmahon)

Vince McMahon parachute account spotted.

dildo sample pack
Nov 27, 2016

keevo posted:

Am I the only person who thought Drake's Maverick peeing himself was funny?


(i'd like to put on the record that i am not vince mcmahon)

I thought it was funny and I mentioned it in the Survivor Series gameday thread. I also enjoyed the skit with Roode and Gable mocking Drave Maverick the Raw after Survivor Series and also the scene of Drake Maverick costing Roode and Gable the match last Monday by pissing all over Roode's robe!

Toilet humor is always entertaining to me!

Two Beans
Nov 27, 2003

dabbin' on em
Pillbug
It was funny in a "is he fumbling with a gimmick in his pants to make it look like he's gonna pis- oh there we go, a small trickle" way.

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Jerusalem posted:

Raw posted the 4th lowest rating in modern history this week, and the third hour was the 2nd lowest of all time.

WWE stock is up today, by the way.

:cripes:

Maybe it's because Smackdown was so good :)

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

keevo posted:

Am I the only person who thought Drake's Maverick peeing himself was funny?


(i'd like to put on the record that i am not vince mcmahon)

Vince can I borrow a mere million dollars?

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Jerusalem posted:

Raw posted the 4th lowest rating in modern history this week, and the third hour was the 2nd lowest of all time.

WWE stock is up today, by the way.

:cripes:


This makes me feel better though :)

Gophers dunked on the Badgers
Packers poo poo themselves vs. the Vikings
Minneapolis had SmackDown, Milwaukee got Raw.

Wisconsin lost the border war to Minnesota hard this week.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

IcePhoenix posted:

Maybe it's because Smackdown was so good :)

Becky comes back, Smackdown ratings go up. I don't need to go any deeper on this analysis, the cause is clear: Becky Lynch owns.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Becky Lynch becoming the biggest star on either roster isn't something I expected so much as something I hoped for and thought was a pipe dream, but here we are.

I really like Ric Flair's assertion that Becky is the Sting to Charlotte's Flair, but honestly, she's not the female anybody. She's the first Becky Lynch.

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

LividLiquid posted:

I really like Ric Flair's assertion that Becky is the Sting to Charlotte's Flair, but honestly, she's not the female anybody. She's the first Becky Lynch.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

LividLiquid posted:

Becky Lynch becoming the biggest star on either roster isn't something I expected so much as something I hoped for and thought was a pipe dream, but here we are.

I really like Ric Flair's assertion that Becky is the Sting to Charlotte's Flair, but honestly, she's not the female anybody. She's the first Becky Lynch.

Sting was the male Becky Lynch.

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

Becky Lynch is the female version of her twin brother Rob Quin

Dangerous Person
Apr 4, 2011

Not dead yet
I am the Becky Lynch

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Becky Lynch is really cool

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Sting is Bayley because they get back stabbed by the cool kids over and over.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

What's it like hating good things?

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Dangerous Person posted:

I am the Becky Lynch

You the man.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://streamable.com/6p68i

Just posting because there is no way Becky would ever do this, she'd be more likely to be the strutter.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I really like Becky but tbh this is the first time I've ever really bought into her character and I'll be very curious to see how long she can keep spinning wwe straw into gold.

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Charlotte is the female Dustin Rhodes

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Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

sportsgenius86 posted:

Miroslav Barnyashev

A+ 80s heel name

Rusev, A+ 80s heel

My phone tried to correct “heel” to “geek”.

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