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Bogus Adventure posted:Please do not fall for She's claw agenda... They've made it into 40K too: 
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Cover those scorpion claws with boxing gloves and I think we're onto something here How the crap can a scorpion type with boxing gloves on?!
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Plant MONSTER. posted:How the crap can a scorpion type with boxing gloves on?! Well since she works for a sorceress, I am guessing it was via some kind of a witches brew.
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Plant MONSTER. posted:You people need to read about scorpions is what really needs to happen here. Claws? Claws?? Scorpions do not have claws. Those are modified pedipalps. Scorpia does not have claws, she has mouthparts for hands. Wait I though pedipalps were spider dicks? This rabbit hole is getting deeper and deeper!!
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Nov 30, 2018 20:02
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so many scorpion justice warriors in this thread
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SirSamVimes posted:so many scorpion justice warriors in this thread Scorpions are very loving oppressed. People step on them on sight! Don't get me started on the Scorpion pay gap. They possess approximately 0% of the wealth in this country. If you'd like to know why I found the movie The Scorpion King offensive and problematic please follow me on Twitter Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Nov 30, 2018 |
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Blazing Ownager posted:Scorpions are very loving oppressed. People step on them on sight! Don't get me started on the Scorpion pay gap. They possess approximately 0% of the wealth in this country. “Blazing Ownager” posted:Haven't bothered to fix it yet, not sure if I care enough to ever bother.
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Nov 30, 2018 20:58
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The OVA was good and this is good: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5t6fyLAuGk4
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Osama Dozen-Dongs posted:- more feminine jawline The original Scorpia didn't even have hair: 
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Stupid loving rear end character. Get rid of all woman parts and just make her into a literal giant scorpion.
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Nov 30, 2018 22:44
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:Stupid loving rear end character. Get rid of all woman parts and just make her into a literal giant scorpion. Go full Eurypterid: 
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Nov 30, 2018 22:47
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Cessna posted:Go full Eurypterid: now here's a princess I can get behind
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Hometown Slime Queen posted:now here's a princess I can get behind Just remember scorpion body language: tail relaxed and curled means scorpion at rest, tail flexing back into straight line means getting annoyed and ready to sting.
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Nov 30, 2018 23:32
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If a scorpion stings the tip of my penis would it get even more mighty than it already is. Could I finally become a real glans man
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Just watched the first three episodes and it’s not terrible or anything, just...generic. The animation has an off-brand Miyazaki feel to it. I’ll probably watch the rest of the season but eh. Also Shadow Weaver’s design would be pretty amazing except for those ears. Scary writhing void behind a mask does not need ears.
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How come scorpions are arachnids even tho they got a big ol tail that's basically a ninth limb anyway? What are you hiding, Big Taxonomy?!
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I posit that scorps aren't natural and I point to the sexiest animated scorpion-person of all time as proof of their global agenda https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iGVyRiMyL_0
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Labes for days posted:Just watched the first three episodes and it’s not terrible or anything, just...generic. The animation has an off-brand Miyazaki feel to it. I’ll probably watch the rest of the season but eh. It really picks up when Sea Hawk gets introduced. Shadow Weaver also gets further fleshed with her design and addiction.
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Cessna posted:They've made it into 40K too: How does it manage to put a necklace, corset, skirt and leg decorations on with giant claws? Does it have a choice of going naked or enslaving a creature with hands? If your species lacks fully functional hands in a world of human handed species I bet that you feel kind of inferior or insecure about it. You basically have a disability.
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Moon Atari posted:How does it manage to put a necklace, corset, skirt and leg decorations on with giant claws? Does it have a choice of going naked or enslaving a creature with hands? If your species lacks fully functional hands in a world of human handed species I bet that you feel kind of inferior or insecure about it. You basically have a disability. Now that you got me thinking about it, the neatly done up ponytail confuses me the most.
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Why are people talking about this show when there’s next level poo poo like Super Drags available?
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Who What Now posted:I posit that scorps aren't natural and I point to the sexiest animated scorpion-person of all time as proof of their global agenda Counterpoint: Transmetal Scorponok never existed outside of a happy meal.
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Why are people talking about this show when there’s next level poo poo like Super Drags available? Super Drags hasn't paid me a single dime of royalties so I refuse to watch it.
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In my defense I'm mostly posting in GBS again because the no political thread rule sent that whole mob scurrying back to their holes. Moon Atari posted:How does it manage to put a necklace, corset, skirt and leg decorations on with giant claws? Does it have a choice of going naked or enslaving a creature with hands? If your species lacks fully functional hands in a world of human handed species I bet that you feel kind of inferior or insecure about it. You basically have a disability. It's 40k, of course they have the option to enslave a creature with hands. But maybe crab claws are like chopsticks and once you get the hang of them it's no big deal. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 04:30 on Dec 1, 2018 |
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Wrath of the Bitch King posted:Why are people talking about this show when there’s next level poo poo like Super Drags available?
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Blazing Ownager posted:But maybe crab claws are like chopsticks and once you get the hang of them it's no big deal. 
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14 pages about something I will never care about, guess it's time for me to post I bought a bunch of tacos for me and my idiot boyfriend and he didn't eat any of them because he fell asleep so now they're in the fridge and there is no way they will heat properly
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Aesop Poprock posted:14 pages about something I will never care about, guess it's time for me to post Give him a shoebox full of scorpions and eat the tacos
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Where the gently caress am I supposed to find scorpions at 1:33am in Pennsylvania, how deep of a street fencing feel am I supposed to have to manage that
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Aesop Poprock posted:Where the gently caress am I supposed to find scorpions at 1:33am in Pennsylvania, how deep of a street fencing feel am I supposed to have to manage that scorpions are all around you
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WatermelonGun posted:scorpions are all around you You know that saying about how you're never three feet away from a spider? You're never ONE FOOT AWAY from a scorpion. Meditate on that.
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Aesop Poprock posted:14 pages about something I will never care about, guess it's time for me to post maybe salvage them by breaking them apart and mixing them with eggs, enchilada sauce or salsa and you've got some diner quality chilaquiles?
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WatermelonGun posted:scorpions are all around you Ambient Scorpion Theory is ultimate level woke
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Aesop Poprock posted:14 pages about something I will never care about, guess it's time for me to post What kind of tacos? If they don't have leafy greens you can probably throw them in the oven at 350° for a few minutes.
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SpazmasterX posted:What kind of tacos? If they don't have leafy greens you can probably throw them in the oven at 350° for a few minutes. Make him eat them cold. Coleslaw is cold, after all.
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My girlfriend loves these cartoon feel good shows and I can stand to watch most of them, but new she-ra is aggressively bad. Like loving terrible, bad, lovely and if it was a physical object it'd stink like gently caress too. And this is coming from a dude who was super into the original she-ra as a kid, flying rainbow unicorn and pretty dresses hell yea.
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Also scorpions rule. We're the scorpions. That's us. And we rule.
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I understood Netflix
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The Bible posted:I understood Netflix If you've seen Bright it's a lot like that. Son of Rodney posted:My girlfriend loves these cartoon feel good shows and I can stand to watch most of them, but new she-ra is aggressively bad. Like loving terrible, bad, lovely and if it was a physical object it'd stink like gently caress too. And this is coming from a dude who was super into the original she-ra as a kid, flying rainbow unicorn and pretty dresses hell yea. Is it because the the pegasus is a commie?
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It's because they're all whiny bitches who complain about having their feelings hurt or whatever, also there's like a hundred countries full of princesses and a princess alliance and its stupid as gently caress. Also the heart archer is annoying as crap and like te hee who says we can't have FUN while fighting a huge marauding army called the horde, how are you feel today pink hair glitter princess.
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