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# ? Dec 1, 2018 08:04 |
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# ? May 16, 2024 15:36 |
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killgrave, no. the bad touching is not appropriate for nsm.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 08:08 |
TBF, if I could freeze Luke Cage in place, i'd also like to touch his chest.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 08:10 |
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Luke gets enraged and stuffs PM in a garbage can.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 08:11 |
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Synthbuttrange posted:
If the newspaper strip isn't going to do it, I feel like it's worth pointing out that the Purple Man's full name is Zebediah Killgrave
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 08:28 |
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Clown-9 makes another daring escape
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 09:47 |
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God. So Killgrave should just be able to order Luke Cage to literally tear in half anyone he doesn't like, but that's obviously not going to happen because NSM is a kids cartoon from the 50s. Likewise, they're also not going to do a Netflix Jessica Jones deep dive into how violating this experience would actually be. So I can't imagine what's actually going to happen here. But luckily, we have this time-tested formula: Luke Cage will become Spider-Man's new *shakes magic 8 ball* brother-in-law, and then they'll murder Killgrave in cold blood with an assist from *scratches off lottery ticket* Robbie.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:46 |
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Luke Cage marries Aunt May.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 10:54 |
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I'm just as confused as Luke, as Murdertomb there didn't actually tell him to stop moving. All Slaycrypt said to do was not punch him.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 11:41 |
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That's the only action he can think of.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 12:01 |
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Cabbit posted:I'm just as confused as Luke, as Murdertomb there didn't actually tell him to stop moving. All Slaycrypt said to do was not punch him. I think we're missing a second panel. Assassinationplot is supposed to say "all that matters is that I now have total control -- (lukecagedon'tmoveamuscle) --over the most powerful being I've ever encountered!"
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 18:14 |
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I really hope it turns into a wacky "Now Luke Cage, you will shoot yourself! ha ha!" "wait, why aren't you dead?" situation.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 18:56 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Zebediah Killgrave marries Aunt May.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 18:59 |
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all i really want in this arc is for killgrave to try to command nsm to do something but fail because peter can't comprehend simple instructions.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 21:36 |
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Push El Burrito posted:Zebediah Killgrave commands Spider-Man to marry Aunt May and commands Peter Parker to take pictures of the wedding.
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# ? Dec 1, 2018 23:26 |
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The perfect encapsulation of NSM:
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 00:21 |
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i like the spider nips
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 02:56 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:all i really want in this arc is for killgrave to try to command nsm to do something but fail because peter can't comprehend simple instructions. Kilgrave: Disappoint your elderly Aunt and fail to live up to even her most basic expectations! Peter continues life as normal
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 05:26 |
I was gonna do an edit for today's strip and present it as the real thing, but how does one compete with this??
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 06:23 |
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look some chemicals turn people chalk white and super insane, others super persuasive.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 06:35 |
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Cabbit posted:I'm just as confused as Luke, as Murdertomb there didn't actually tell him to stop moving. All Slaycrypt said to do was not punch him. Lobok posted:I think we're missing a second panel. Assassinationplot is supposed to say "all that matters is that I now have total control -- (lukecagedon'tmoveamuscle) --over the most powerful being I've ever encountered!" The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Batman's Shameful Secret > Newspaper Spider-Man 2019:
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:06 |
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It starts raining. The purple liquid washes off and he loses his power. Peter continues to watch TV. Next: Sabertooth
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:36 |
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I love how Killgrave's amnesia is completely irrelevant to anything, but keeps getting mentioned.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:38 |
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it's probably referring to one of his earliest appearances. deep delves into comics continuity aren't unheard of in nsm.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:44 |
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I was wondering what he's been up to in the main comics line. Eventually, after tracking down Jessica Jones and taking control of Carol Danvers, Purple Man is killed by a gunshot wound and his body thrown into the sun.[17] lmaoooo
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 07:51 |
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:it's probably referring to one of his earliest appearances. deep delves into comics continuity aren't unheard of in nsm. Probably this one: quote:One day a car being used by two underlings of the Kingpin of Crime to make a major delivery of illegal narcotics accidentally collided with Killgrave’s purple Rolls Royce on a New York City street. Angered, Killgrave used his power to compel the two criminals to fight each other; the police arrived and confiscated the heroin.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 08:05 |
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The amnesia will factor once we found out he forgot his allergy to spiders.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 09:45 |
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Looks like ol' Pete's just gonna sit this one out and have his "sorry I blew up your theater so now you're out of a job" gently caress party with MJ.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 17:08 |
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Begemot posted:Probably this one:
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 17:14 |
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I've just started watching Luke Cage and Jessica Jones because of this arc and while they're both really good so far, this strip's depiction of Luke and Purple Man keeps creeping into my head.
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# ? Dec 2, 2018 17:22 |
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 02:42 |
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"Why could I shake off your control?" "Deus ex amnesia. Deal with it. "
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 02:47 |
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It's very Stan Lee to have an amnesia plot. Also, when it comes to giving credit, it's also very Stan Lee to just have amnesia.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 03:02 |
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He wasn't immersed it was just a little spi- oh my loving god, Deep Purple?
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 11:57 |
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Samuringa posted:He wasn't immersed it was just a little spi- oh my loving god, Deep Purple? He was lucky too, he could have been knocked into Uriah Heep, Procol Harum, Toe Fat or Premiata Forneria Marconi!
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 12:04 |
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This must be the work of an enemy Stand!
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 12:40 |
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Samuringa posted:He wasn't immersed it was just a little spi- oh my loving god, Deep Purple? No, "Deep Purple.
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 12:47 |
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jyrque posted:This must be the work of an enemy Stand! So what would NSM stand be called?
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 15:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rmtJ6-EY1E
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 16:12 |
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David D. Davidson posted:So what would NSM stand be called? Flying Circus. Completely and hilariously useless, while other,
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# ? Dec 3, 2018 16:43 |