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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Doggles posted:

Virginia College lost their accreditation overnight.

https://twitter.com/LiaWRDW/status/1070379337310818304

Guess the whole plan of doing a slow staggered closing till 2020 didn't work out.

https://www.insidehighered.com/news/2018/09/12/profit-chain-will-close-dozens-campuses

quote:

The closures come just a few years after ECA acquired 38 campuses owned by Kaplan College, another for-profit operator. They’re the latest evidence of restructuring in a sector rocked by regulatory crackdowns, negative publicity and falling enrollment as the economy continues to improve.

The closures are concentrated mostly in Southern states, with a handful in Arizona, California, Colorado, Pennsylvania and Texas. The colleges will begin a teach-out process -- the formal planning for students to continue their programs elsewhere -- and cease operations entirely between June 2019 and April 2020. Students who can’t complete their program of study before a campus closes can either transfer their credits or request a tuition refund.

That was only September when they said that.

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Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

rndmnmbr posted:

Everyone is wondering where Tumblr users will migrate to en masse and re-establish their community and I'm sitting here going "lol, that's not how this poo poo works, people." I've lived through it time and again, watching a website and it's community die. When communities like this die, they're gone. A few will wash up on the shores of other sites, a handful will stay in contact with each other, but Tumblr was a time as well as a place, and that time is over, it's zeitgeist now dissipating. In time someone will found another site that becomes a thriving community, and a lot (but not all) Tumblr users will reappear there, and the cycle will continue. But it's over, best just to remember what it was and dream of better days.

e. This will happen to these dead gay forums too, eventually.

That's true but the super weird thing is when you find people again randomly later on completely different sites.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde
There were stairs in my house.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

quote:

without tumblr how i gonna get poo poo like the Dashcon supernatural dog dick universe powerpoint presentation slides













Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
What the gently caress did I just read

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


Some strange poo poo by Pick, so either a doctoral thesis or something from her bookmarks of wired internet pages.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Zil posted:

Some strange poo poo by Pick, so either a doctoral thesis or something from her bookmarks of wired internet pages.

It's not by me, I think Paladiunus was the one who originally found them. they're incredible.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Zil posted:

That was only September when they said that.

Watching the coming collapse of for-profit college is gonna be some wild poo poo

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Black August posted:

Watching the coming collapse of for-profit college is gonna be some wild poo poo
It was teetering on the brink of collapse but Trump being elected/DeVos running DoE probably saved it for a bit.

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Pick posted:

It's not by me, I think Paladiunus was the one who originally found them. they're incredible.

It really is quite the cultural artifact.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Subjunctive posted:

It really is quite the cultural artifact.

someone deadass went in front of a room of people and explained this stuff

goddamn chutzpah

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



RIP tumblr, godspeed you crazy fucks

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/AP_Sports/status/1070422156629172225

vyst
Aug 25, 2009




Maybe they should stop creepily touching every motherfucker that does a toe touch in that place.

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Doggles posted:

Virginia College lost their accreditation overnight.

https://twitter.com/LiaWRDW/status/1070379337310818304

This isn't quite accurate. Accreditation isn't lost overnight and Virginia College wasn't accredited (their nonsensical statement of being "fully accredited" notwithstanding as you are either accredited or not); they were in a provisional status (for a votech national accrediting body ie basically garbage) and they failed to meet the standards required and were denied accreditation. They appealed this and were denied. The initial denial happened back in May. They were accredited by ACICS prior which lost ED recognition in 2015 (which DeVos is trying to undo). Not a single aspect of this happened overnight. Very lovely for the students though of course.

Black August posted:

Watching the coming collapse of for-profit college is gonna be some wild poo poo

For profit isn't going anywhere. Under Obama it looked like the super shady for profits that relied on junk accreditation bodies (like the ACICS) were hosed, but actual regionally accredited for profit institutions are fine. The market for it is highly competitive so not all aspects are as profitable as they once were but you'll only see for profit institutions gain more marketshare especially in the non-traditional student space. With the current ED most of the diploma mills will be fine too.

Greader
Oct 11, 2012
RE: Potential Tumblr replacements, obviously what should happen is that Lowtax offers them their own subforum to migrate to. He gets like a million bucks, the Tumblr users get their own place to post their porn and weird stuff in, and the mockthreads won't even have to go all that far anymore for new content, it's a win-win situation! :v:

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
And if the forums already have a secret service agent assigned, dealing with the inevitable child porn fallout is easy peasy

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

Volmarias posted:

And if the forums already have a secret service agent assigned, dealing with the inevitable child porn fallout is easy peasy

I think the secret service only deal with child porn if the president asks them to procure some, or if you print it on counterfeit currency.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005


IIRC the're doing this because it pauses the countless lawsuits against them, or something like that.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

vyst posted:

Maybe they should stop creepily touching every motherfucker that does a toe touch in that place.

Why else do you think they want to work with flexible teenage girls?

value-brand cereal
May 2, 2008

The Moon Monster posted:

IIRC the're doing this because it pauses the countless lawsuits against them, or something like that.

Also, doesn't this mean they dont have to pay restitution if there's no money left after bankruptcy? Unless I'm mixing it up with another CSA case.

Catboy Autonomist
Jun 23, 2018

IS IT SUPWISING THAT PWISONS WESEMBWE FACTOWIES, SCHOOWS, WHICH AWW WESEMBWE PWISONS?

bob dobbs is dead posted:

the current configuration of tumblr already has mostly-successfully migrated en masse from livejournal and reestablished the communities, tho, so they might be able to do it again

I'll also add a similar thing happened c. 2010 with Digg to Reddit when they managed to completely gently caress up their own site's functionality

That said i think in general there will be a shift away from large monopolistic online social media platforms back to smaller places as these kinds of place struggle to be financially viable in the long run or capable of being moderated properly (Reddit for example, I don't believe has ever turned a profit but keeps getting money from investors lol)

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Catboy Autonomist posted:

I'll also add a similar thing happened c. 2010 with Digg to Reddit when they managed to completely gently caress up their own site's functionality

That said i think in general there will be a shift away from large monopolistic online social media platforms back to smaller places as these kinds of place struggle to be financially viable in the long run or capable of being moderated properly (Reddit for example, I don't believe has ever turned a profit but keeps getting money from investors lol)

Hell yes 2019 is the year for the SA forums!

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...

MarcusSA posted:

Hell yes 2019 is the year for the SA forums!
:goonsay:

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Catboy Autonomist posted:

I'll also add a similar thing happened c. 2010 with Digg to Reddit when they managed to completely gently caress up their own site's functionality

That said i think in general there will be a shift away from large monopolistic online social media platforms back to smaller places as these kinds of place struggle to be financially viable in the long run or capable of being moderated properly (Reddit for example, I don't believe has ever turned a profit but keeps getting money from investors lol)

reddit is basically breaking even

which every investor hates the guts of and if there's a recession it'll be hard going for them

LethalGeek
Nov 4, 2009

I just want to say I'm disturbed there are at least 2 of you from that particular part of Virginia near Spotsylvania mall. That place is best forgotten.

That place being Virginia, to be clear.

LethalGeek has a new favorite as of 02:29 on Dec 9, 2018

Ofecks
May 4, 2009

A portly feline wizard waddles forth, muttering something about conjured food.

The 'burg is ok. At least it was for me from age zero to 19. I'd consider moving back there, honestly, if housing was cheaper and you could get gigafiber internet.

Haifisch
Nov 13, 2010

Objection! I object! That was... objectionable!



Taco Defender

bob dobbs is dead posted:

reddit is basically breaking even

which every investor hates the guts of and if there's a recession it'll be hard going for them
I'm surprised it's even breaking even.

I guess it helps that the bulk of the content they host is text and most of the videos and images are coming from offsite.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
bring back everybody having their own website with spinning skull gifs and under construction signs, imo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

I find the idea of Lowtax in a dreadnought stomping around Missouri very amusing.

Randaconda posted:

bring back everybody having their own website with spinning skull gifs and under construction signs, imo

I really do miss those olden days of the internet. Maybe MySpace will make a comeback too!

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Haifisch posted:

I'm surprised it's even breaking even.

I guess it helps that the bulk of the content they host is text and most of the videos and images are coming from offsite.

In the last year or so they've been pushing their own video and image hosting over imgur/other offsite hosts. I'm not sure what they really get out of this.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Pakled posted:

In the last year or so they've been pushing their own video and image hosting over imgur/other offsite hosts. I'm not sure what they really get out of this.

They want to kill imgur and want to be where people link from in order to build in link backs/make advertising easier.

It is a stupid stupid plan.

UCS Hellmaker
Mar 29, 2008
Toilet Rascal
Wasn't imgur basically just an offshoot from reddit because of the hosting issues and costs?

Barudak
May 7, 2007

UCS Hellmaker posted:

Wasn't imgur basically just an offshoot from reddit because of the hosting issues and costs?

Why yes it was. But its different this time because

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

The snake, seeing its own fat and bleeding tail, begins to gape its ruined mouth to consume

Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

I think we now know why Verizon couldn't afford to hire moderators for Tumblr:
Verizon says its media business is essentially worthless

quote:

Verizon (VZ) announced Tuesday that it would take a $4.6 billion writedown on its the media unit, which includes Yahoo and AOL.

Oath is now worth just $200 million, according to Verizon. That's a stunning decrease in value since it formed in 2017. Verizon said Oath was worth $4.8 billion when it last accounted for the company's goodwill valuation.

Black August
Sep 28, 2003

Hoohohooohoooooly poo poo that is some mass devaluation. Guess all the fake numbers and pretend worth finally couldn’t make solid matter out of its fairy farts.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I wanna know what in Oath is worth $200 million because the only thing theyve got I know brings in any amount of money is ad-tech

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.

Barudak posted:

I wanna know what in Oath is worth $200 million because the only thing theyve got I know brings in any amount of money is ad-tech

Apparently AOL still has a healthy dial up business.

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Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Rick posted:

Apparently AOL still has a healthy dial up business.

Are you serious? :randno:

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