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Real excited for studios to bash any fun or originality out of the burgeoning Unfriended Cinematic Universe (UCU). Can't wait for Unfriended 6 where the movie takes place entirely in an open Amazon Kindle video assistant screen.
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Franchescanado posted:I laughed at a lot of moments, but not that moment. Unfortunately the audience I was with didn’t buy in to the movie so there was a lot of laughter during that film. That’s the thing about films like Hereditary and The Witch, at surface level they come across as a bit silly but if you let yourself engage they’re loving terrifying.
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Untrustable posted:Real excited for studios to bash any fun or originality out of the burgeoning Unfriended Cinematic Universe (UCU). Can't wait for Unfriended 6 where the movie takes place entirely in an open Amazon Kindle video assistant screen. The the crossover battle we've all been waiting for, Unfriended vs VHS
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Untrustable posted:Real excited for studios to bash any fun or originality out of the burgeoning Unfriended Cinematic Universe (UCU). Can't wait for Unfriended 6 where the movie takes place entirely in an open Amazon Kindle video assistant screen. that would own though? I want Unfriended on tons of stuff. Holy poo poo a horror movie entirely on dash cam would kick so much rear end
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# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:23 |
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Ok so hear me out. Unfriended 3. It's some teens talking on Skype or whatever and one of them is like, "Hey I just got a link to a weird video", and sends it to all of them. The video? Thering.mov Best crossover. The movie then follows them through their seven days but only shown through Skype chats, video calls on their phones, and CCTV cameras.
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OldTennisCourt posted:I want Unfriended on tons of stuff. Holy poo poo a horror movie entirely on dash cam would kick so much rear end
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# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:29 |
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Has there been a found footage horror movie done entirely through police bodycam? I feel like there's potential there. End of Watch does not count.
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# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:30 |
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In that case your problem is that nothing you do will be as viscerally terrifying as the best known police bodycam videos.
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# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:32 |
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A police body cam film about the start of a zombie outbreak would be amazing.
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# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:33 |
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Untrustable posted:Has there been a found footage horror movie done entirely through police bodycam? I feel like there's potential there. End of Watch does not count. Fear Footage (2018). It's actually got pretty decent reviews too.
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TheKingslayer posted:Fear Footage (2018). It's actually got pretty decent reviews too. I'll add it to the list. Thanks for the heads up. In other news I still haven't watched As Above, So Below. One day I will tho. One day.
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# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:41 |
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A Maniac Cop remake shot entirely through the titular cops body cam.
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# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:41 |
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Untrustable posted:I'll add it to the list. Thanks for the heads up. It looks like it's only making festival rounds right now, but I'm sure it'll get picked up by Shudder or Netflix sooner rather than later.
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FreudianSlippers posted:A Maniac Cop remake shot entirely through the titular cops body cam. Kinda like Maniac but with a cop and- Oh poo poo.
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FreudianSlippers posted:A Maniac Cop remake shot entirely through the titular cops body cam. lmao yeah I've been to Boston, what of it
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MacheteZombie posted:It would be neat to see you try to match some of the cinematography from it. Bit different than the neon stuff you normally do, which is awesome. The problem with this is I don’t have any lights besides red, blue and purple. So hopefully I can get some more for a Christmas present from the folks. Once I have a larger lighting palette I can really play with it.
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OldTennisCourt posted:Unfriended: Dark Web was both one of the dumbest and most fun movies of 2018. Also creepy as gently caress sometimes. I really hope we get more Unfriended movies and the next one focuses on creeps on Tinder and stuff It was so much better than the first it's not even close
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CelticPredator posted:The problem with this is I don’t have any lights besides red, blue and purple. "Are you boys cooking in there?!" "No..." "Are you making Inferno themed photoshoots?!" "N-no!!!"
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:17 |
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No horror movie has made use of Tinder/Grindr’s location services. Wanna see some similar to the scene in Aliens with the motion sensor, “they’re right on top of us!”
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Coffee And Pie posted:No horror movie has made use of Tinder/Grindr’s location services. Wanna see some similar to the scene in Aliens with the motion sensor, “they’re right on top of us!” Grindr location services are not accurate like at all.
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:49 |
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Hollismason posted:Grindr location services are not accurate like at all. Yours keeps sending me to the hospital it's weird
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:50 |
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But what if it's haunted Grindr?
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:51 |
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My grindr is already haunted with people I've ghosted
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Burkion posted:Yours keeps sending me to the hospital it's weird Most dates with me end up sending you to the hospital too. Because of injuries caused by my magnum dong.
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Hollismason posted:Grindr location services are not accurate like at all. And ghosts can’t make me stick my dick in a blender over Skype. It’s fiction.
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ruddiger posted:I made a calavera Jason mask for Halloween a few years ago. This is extremely cool. Did you paint the entire thing, using a random mask as a base?
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 02:34 |
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I'm sure Nicholas Cage will scale back and do something less insane after Mand....quote:
It's Sion Sono's English-language debut
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 03:01 |
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The director of Suicide Circle and Cold Fish? I hope Nic Cage keeps this streak up.
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Dissapointed Owl posted:The director of Suicide Circle and Cold Fish? And TAG and Why Don't You Play In Hell, etc. I don't think there's a more eclectic filmmaker working today, and IMO, he's stuck the landing every time.
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I’m here for literally every Nic Cage movie. Good, bad, doesn’t loving matter. Nic Cage owns.
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 04:50 |
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Here's a recommendation post! Animal attack horror is one of my favorite subgenres because there’s a lot of room for fun in the standard formula. These movies can work with a fairly wide range of characters and environments, too. The man vs. nature themes often extend into environmental issues or scientific screw-ups, and since the basic situations are ridiculous to start with, they can get a little silly without necessarily going full horror-comedy. The classics tend to become crossover hits, so nobody needs me to tell them to go watch The Birds or Lake Placid or Deep Blue Sea. But here are a few other animal attack movies that are probably worth your time: Razorback (1984) The director, Russell Mulcahy, is best known for Highlander and Highlander II, but his background in music videos shows right from the start, when he makes a dusty rural farm attack look artsy. The main story is about an investigative reporter who runs into trouble, and that leads her fiancee to a confrontation with both a giant boar and some dodgy local meat-packers. It’s got some harsh moments and a great overall atmosphere. Slugs (1988) If you only try one thing on this list, make it Slugs. It’s from the director of Pieces, so it has a similar mix of gore and dark comedy. The mutant slugs are only really dangerous in large numbers, which means that a chunk of the carnage comes from human stupidity. That seems to annoy some viewers, but to me the poor decisions and wild overreactions are all part of the fun. Slugs has melting teenagers, a memorable business dinner, and a city official that refuses to shut down the Bait (2012) Once you get past its “sharks in a grocery store” premise, Bait is really enjoyable. It’s predictable but also satisfying, like the Stupid Shark Movie equivalent of a straightforward slasher flick. It’s also more technically competent than you’d expect for this kind of thing; it’s got an interesting look that kept me engaged even during the slower scenes. My favorite part involves the improvised bite-proof suit that lets the heroine’s pointless new boyfriend take one for the team. White Dog (1982) Animal attack films often focus on neglect, abuse, or unintended consequences, but what if that violence wasn’t an unwanted trait? This Samuel Fuller movie gives us a typical killer-pet setup that takes a dramatic turn once we learn that the dog was specifically trained to attack black people. Then the whole tone changes while the leads struggle with whether it’s possible to retrain the dog. It’s got some great parts, including a Burl Ives rant about R2D2, but it also has a scene that was among the most difficult things I’ve ever watched in a movie. (Some reviews of the movie seem to consider the racial violence angle as a spoiler, but personally I'm not comfortable sending folks in blind to something this emotionally charged.) The Ennio Morricone score is memorable, too. Roar (1981) In terms of story, character, and pacing, Roar is terrible, but watching it is a unique experience once you learn that plenty of the blood on the screen is real. Noel Marshall and Tippi Hedren raised big cats in their real-life home so they could have enough lions to make this movie. They also used tigers and other cats that aren’t native to Africa, the film’s setting. It took 11 years to make and 70 people were reportedly injured in the process, including Marshal’s sons and Hedren’s daughter, Melanie Griffith, who needed 50 stitches after being clawed in the face. The story involves a lot of hiding in cupboards and barrels, but by the end the characters play happily with the lions that menaced them. This whole thing is somehow meant to be a message about conservation. Rats: Night of Terror (1984) Rats is an Italian trash film that lands in so-bad-it’s-great territory. It’s about a post-apocalyptic biker gang that stumbles over an empty research outpost created by more technologically advanced survivors, and the place is infested with rats that start picking them off. One of the bikers takes advantage of the uncertainty to pursue his own goals, but most of them are endearingly supportive of one another and are shaken when their friends start getting rat-murdered. The shocking twist ending is dumb as hell and also perfect. Others Worth Mentioning: Orca (1977) is a Jaws imitator that features long, emotional shots of the title character’s tears. Piranha (1978) and most of its various sequels and remakes are a good time (with the exception of 3DD). Piranha II: The Spawning (1982) is a beautiful cheese-fest that's James Cameron's directorial debut. The Swarm (1978) is a killer bee movie that played nonstop on TCM in the 90s, but looking up the release year surprised me because it has the feel of a movie ten years older. I like Python (2000) too, and I promise that’s not just based on my unreasonable love of Casper Van Dien. If you want to watch Leslie Nielsen play a shithead (and have a tolerance for a few too many nature documentary shots), try Day of the Animals (1977), from the same director as that Jaws-as-a-bear flick, Grizzly (1976). And if you liked Stephen King’s rabid-dog-meets-soap-opera, Cujo (1983), that director’s first killer-animal flick was Alligator (1980). I don't tend to think of supernatural animals as belonging in this category, but Zombeavers (2014) is still a solid “stupid movie and beer night” pick (yes, really). If you'd prefer to mix your decent-when-drunk movie with a heaping dose of nostalgia, Shakma (1990) is a violent but poorly paced story about LARPers getting attacked by a drugged-up monkey. Shark Night (2011) is not a movie that makes any sense at all, but it was worth it for the experience of dragging a bunch of friends to the theater to see it for my birthday and then having this ridiculous rap video come up after the credits. And while SyFy Original Movies are mostly hot garbage, Dinocroc (2004) was memorable for not pulling its punches. Between The Meg, The Shallows, and 47 Meters Down, we've seen a resurgence in big-screen shark movies in the last couple of years. Hopefully other critters won't be far behind.
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https://twitter.com/JordanPeele/status/1073264456140898306 Kvlt! posted:LMAO at the posers itt who dont think the Santa episode is the best tales from the crypt one The best episode is the pilot or the Bobcat Goldwaith one.
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deety posted:Razorback (1984) This movie is stunning visually.
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 06:53 |
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so i just wanna say that if anyone gets a chance to see Carpenter Brut live, do it, and pay attention to the video background he uses a lot of clips that I think people in this thread would appreciate, I got there late but I spotted at least one bit from Pieces
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I feel like once you've seen Roar, you're spoiled for animal attack movies after that. Nothing is ever going to stack up to the pure hell insanity of that production, or at least that was my experience. How can you go back to CG animals, or even ones done with practical effects, after watching those real-rear end untamed lions go buckwild on Melanie Griffith and her family?
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# ? Dec 14, 2018 14:07 |
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We also have a plot bite. "A family goes to a beach house with no electronics in order to unwind and some strangers arrive."
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Anyone here ever seen Burning Bright? It's a horror/thriller about a woman trapped in a house with a Bengal Tiger, I've read some good things about it but never had the chance to see it. It's a paid rental right now in Amazon.
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flashy_mcflash posted:I feel like once you've seen Roar, you're spoiled for animal attack movies after that. Nothing is ever going to stack up to the pure hell insanity of that production, or at least that was my experience. How can you go back to CG animals, or even ones done with practical effects, after watching those real-rear end untamed lions go buckwild on Melanie Griffith and her family?
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OldTennisCourt posted:A police body cam film about the start of a zombie outbreak would be amazing. the most fascist movie premise possible deety posted:Roar (1981) Don’t forget the DP, Jan de Bont, got his scalp lifted during this movie. He later went on to shoot Die Hard and direct Speed and Twister. Roar is a genuinely baffling movie and it needs to be seen to be believed. deety posted:Rats: Night of Terror (1984) I saw this one with Lowtax david_a posted:I watched it at a midnight screening so maybe my memory of it isn’t the best, but I remember it being fairly slow and kinda boring. It is, it’s a bad movie but the fact that animals are actually attacking people makes it a special, one-of-a-kind film experience.
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X-Ray Pecs posted:the most fascist movie premise possible I was gonna say, just the perspective we need on an uprising of the poor: a cop’s
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