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OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

He looks like vladimir putin crossed with al Bundy

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Gunshow Poophole
Sep 14, 2008

OMBUDSMAN
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Clapping Larry

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

He looks like vladimir putin crossed with al Bundy

lmao hell yes

also gently caress that guy

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Shear Modulus posted:

in the good old days scabs got way worse than being called a shithead on twitter

Jack London posted:

“After God had finished the rattlesnake, the toad, the vampire, He had some awful substance left with which He made a scab.

A scab is a two-legged animal with a cork-screw soul, a water-logged brain, a combination backbone of jelly and glue. Where others have hearts, he carries a tumor of rotten principles.

When a scab comes down the street, men turn their backs and angels weep in heaven, and the Devil shuts the gates of Hell to keep him out.

No man has a right to scab so long as there is a pool of water to drown his carcass in, or a rope long enough to hang his body with. Judas Iscariot was a gentleman compared with a scab. For betraying his master, he had character enough to hang himself. A scab has not.

Esau sold his birthright for a mess of pottage. Judas Iscariot sold his Savior for thirty pieces of silver. Benedict Arnold sold his country for a promise of a commission in the British Army. The modern strikebreaker sells his birthright, his country, his wife, his children and his fellow men for an unfulfilled promise from his employer, trust or corporation.

Esau was a traitor to himself: Judas Iscariot was a traitor to his God; Benedict Arnold was a traitor to his country; a strikebreaker is a traitor to his God, his country, his wife, his family and his class.”

Solkanar512
Dec 28, 2006

by the sex ghost

holy poo poo that’s amazing

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

can we take a moment to acknowledge that apparently Jack London thinks vampires are real

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Main Paineframe posted:

like, comparing the actual internet to fax machines is pretty much accurate in terms of the actual technological impact on the economy, imo. but he didn't predict the weird-rear end speculative economy it spawned

A good point

with NYT op-ed levels of backed up by nothing, I'd say the speculation economy was inevitable with the wealth inequity. If every dollar of real world GDP has ten dollars sitting in a bank account, and the demand for ever increasing returns runs completely counter to the glut of capital that keeps ROI dropping. So if something that promises above-the-standard rate shows up, there's a frenzy of capital fighting each other to park its dollars. That's one hell of a motive to start making poo poo-tons of promises just to see what sticks

Safety not Assured

If anybody is feeling brave/drunk and beligerant, ross asshat is worrying about paganism, That leonhardt guy says walgreens used to have a moral compass, somebody apparently criticizing America on Yemen (must be clickbait.)

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

Mel Mudkiper posted:

can we take a moment to acknowledge that apparently Jack London thinks vampires are real

If only this was his biggest problem

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Shear Modulus posted:

in the good old days scabs got way worse than being called a shithead on twitter

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acT_PSAZ7BQ

GoluboiOgon
Aug 19, 2017

by Nyc_Tattoo
that douthat column is only average lovely, just more incoherent nonsense that contorts both us history and christian theology, but i love the last sentence:

quote:

Until then, those of us who still believe in a divine that made the universe rather than just pervading it — and who have a certain fear of what more immanent spirits have to offer us — should be able to recognize the outlines of a possible successor to our world-picture, while taking comfort that it is not yet fully formed.

"certain fear" is a link to an article about exorcisms. love to call pagans devil-worshippers and dog-whistle that this is the end-times.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Nebakenezzer posted:

with NYT op-ed levels of backed up by nothing, I'd say the speculation economy was inevitable with the wealth inequity. If every dollar of real world GDP has ten dollars sitting in a bank account, and the demand for ever increasing returns runs completely counter to the glut of capital that keeps ROI dropping. So if something that promises above-the-standard rate shows up, there's a frenzy of capital fighting each other to park its dollars. That's one hell of a motive to start making poo poo-tons of promises just to see what sticks

"That which can be securitized, will be securitized" - Hyman Minsky, 1987

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan

hosed up but true, you could sub in journalist for scab and it would be just as accurate.

Microcline
Jul 27, 2012

Mel Mudkiper posted:

can we take a moment to acknowledge that apparently Jack London thinks vampires are real

I'm pretty sure Peter Thiel exists

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

Microcline posted:

I'm pretty sure Peter Thiel exists

I've been in the same room with him so I can confirm.

He had an undefinable unpleasant smell that I can only describe as capitalism.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've been in the same room with him so I can confirm.

He had an undefinable unpleasant smell that I can only describe as capitalism.

That might have been blood

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

That might have been blood

Oh no, I've smelled blood and it's a much more human stink.

UrbicaMortis
Feb 16, 2012

Hmm, how shall I post today?

General Dog posted:

Haven't several publications recently responded to unionization by just firing everyone and shutting down? If someone finds their current situation tolerable, I can't say I blame them for being gun shy when it comes to unionizing.

Hmm, it's almost like you'd have to show some kind of... solidarity with your co-workers.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

General Dog posted:

Haven't several publications recently responded to unionization by just firing everyone and shutting down? If someone finds their current situation tolerable, I can't say I blame them for being gun shy when it comes to unionizing.

Even in these cases, having a union is going to soften the blow

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

I would never scab a comrade, much less a friend. And any working man or woman is my friend. We much elevate ourselves beyond these worthless loving leeches upon our labor.

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/nypost/status/1073003646642733056?s=19

GalacticAcid
Apr 8, 2013

NEW YORK VALUES
Jfc

The Post is a Murdoch paper, btw

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 25 days!)

that dead girl was no angel

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
even in death escorts hide their nefarious careers

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006

Shear Modulus posted:

in the good old days scabs got way worse than being called a shithead on twitter

like that monks at albion that kept having their robes waving on a stick right above their skin

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I want to be a scab someday and I hope I get murdered for it

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


GalacticAcid posted:

Jfc

The Post is a Murdoch paper, btw

It's a very The Sun headline so makes sense it's a Murdoch paper.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

General Dog posted:

I want to be a scab someday and I hope I get murdered for it

I also hope this

By which I mean I hope you are murdered

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

Zeroisanumber posted:

I've been in the same room with him so I can confirm.

He had an undefinable unpleasant smell that I can only describe as capitalism.

https://twitter.com/ashleyfeinberg/status/816021413794443264

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


maybe next time she'll think before she commits the horrific crime of *checks notes* being unable to afford living without selling her body.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

I thought that's what "party girl" always meant

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

really queer Christmas posted:

maybe next time she'll think before she commits the horrific crime of *checks notes* being unable to afford living without selling her body.

She was beaten around the head 13 times in a brutal attack and strangled, allegedly by a banker who was a regular customer.

Father of two Zahid Naseem, 47, is accused of the 29-year-old’s murder, at around midnight on her birthday.



Why the gently caress should we care that the murderous banker was a father of two, to the point where it's given before his actual name

Also interesting that we hear everything about what the dead woman did for work, but not a single article mentions rhe name of the bank where the murderer works

OXBALLS DOT COM has issued a correction as of 00:07 on Dec 15, 2018

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1073231768726237185?s=19

https://twitter.com/NoTotally/status/1073749751848259585?s=19

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/elianayjohnson/status/1073638687274098689?s=19

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

OXBALLS DOT COM posted:

She was beaten around the head 13 times in a brutal attack and strangled, allegedly by a banker who was a regular customer.

Father of two Zahid Naseem, 47, is accused of the 29-year-old’s murder, at around midnight on her birthday.



Why the gently caress should we care that the murderous banker was a father of two, to the point where it's given before his actual name

Also interesting that we hear everything about what the dead woman did for work, but not a single article mentions rhe name of the bank where the murderer works

because if I were to be super cynical, the elites don't want people to have sympathy for escorts/working girls so that they can easily do poo poo like this and keep them terrified. meanwhile, bankers are obviously good people, this one even cranked out kids! truly a model citizen.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


its just because finding out the age of the person and if they have kids is the only bit of investigation journalists do into any story

Vomik
Jul 29, 2003

This post is dedicated to the brave Mujahideen fighters of Afghanistan
it’s cause he paid for them to write that article

Mr. Fish
Sep 13, 2017

INLAND EMPIRE — This is a team with a lot of past, but little present. And almost no future.

Came here to post this. Pro-read, if only for the line "dragged like Hector's corpse all over the electric Twitter machine."

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1073916594391117825?s=19

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

(and can't post for 25 days!)

https://twitter.com/muhmentions/status/1073948107694592000?s=21

Nebakenezzer
Sep 13, 2005

The Mote in God's Eye

David Brooks morns the Weekly Standard

OK, so I know nothing about this ex-newspaper or magazine or whatever. If Brooks is delusional, you're gonna have to tell me.

Brooks is condemning the billionaire who owned it and some apparatchik of his for "murdering the standard and trying to make money off of it"

He also accuses the billionaire of being 'nominally a christian' who crushed his own newspaper at Christmas just to dick over his employees

The cause of this is because they despite being conservative, they ---- criticized Trump

But this is only partially a story of con-on-con violence, because the real story here is the resentment of the apparatchik that his social betters had an intellectual conscience? Or, a 'corporate drone' thought educated and uneducated opinions were of equal value, and uneducated opinions sold better?

Getting confused....Brooks is decrying capitalism as a corrupting influence

My confusion is not helped by the next sentence:

quote:

In that sense, the closing of The Standard resembles Chris Hughes’s destruction of the old New Republic. This is what happens when the commercial forces trying to dumb down the American media run into a pocket of people trying to resist those forces.

Now I'm baffled.

Oh, Brooks was on the staff of the Standard when it was found by --- Bill Kristol [[and I think that's all we need] and a bunch of other people who are legends, but only to each other]

Brooks says they often---

---Wait, is the standard that publication that said Trump's base should just kill themselves with opiates because they were surplus to America?

Anyway

Brooks says they did 'gonzo journalism' and were influenced by Hunter S. Thompson. If Brooks wrote something while on a ether binge please post it here

Bla bla, we were vital intellectuals who enjoyed life

Apparently in the last issue, they had ideas on how to bring down the suicide rate. Hopefully via market forces, amirite

This Xanadu was brought down by the apparatchik, who for aforementioned reasons over "the last few years" wanted to bring in partisans

When the staff resisted Glenn Beck or [some other CHUD] getting access to the club house, the owner and the apparatchik killed the magazine

Conclusion: The drab apparatchik will be lost in the sands, while the souls of Xanadu will shine in the firmament

My piss take: Con ideology is devouring itself, Brooks writes about how awesome elitist con frat was. The connection of one devouring the other...not examined

Nebakenezzer has issued a correction as of 04:32 on Dec 16, 2018

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Muscle Wizard
Jul 28, 2011

by sebmojo

oh no!

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