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cnut
May 3, 2016

:nws:

https://i.imgur.com/EcyFm5j.jpg

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

cnut posted:

Pardon the words, I have no idea what they mean.

The words mean that this is Reese Witherspoon and her friend dancing for Los Angeles Police benefit

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Ewwww, that baby's foot is purple. Are all baby's feet purple?

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ewwww, that baby's foot is purple. Are all baby's feet purple?

Only dead babbies

cnut
May 3, 2016

steinrokkan posted:

The words mean that this is Reese Witherspoon and her friend dancing for Los Angeles Police benefit

:hmmyes:

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


drat nice bounce back on the baby canal.

Also is the mom dead?

Violet_Sky
Dec 5, 2011



Fun Shoe


The real nazi party!

Second Hand Meat Mouth
Sep 12, 2001

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ewwww, that baby's foot is purple. Are all baby's feet purple?

babies are purple as gently caress when they come out then red for a while then normal

lots of babies are yellow at some point in there too from jaundice

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Violet_Sky posted:



The real nazi party!

Every visible decoration is some Neo Nazi poo poo... What the gently caress is up with people like this.

Nostradingus
Jul 13, 2009

Non Serviam posted:

Every visible decoration is some Neo Nazi poo poo... What the gently caress is up with people like this.

Have you never heard of a theme party

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Nostradingus posted:

Have you never heard of a theme party

Hahaha, the idea of a kid getting an invitation for an American History X theme party.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Free curb stomping to all the attendants!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Violet_Sky posted:



The real nazi party!

What’s the big picture one, I don’t recognize. Good I guess I don’t.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Didn't even get white frosting on the cake. I don't think these guys are truly dedicated to their stupid cause.

Though, I'm sure it was made with white....flour.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

LingcodKilla posted:

Free curb stomping to all the white attendants!

Fixed that for you.

lt_kennedy
Sep 2, 2007
Needs Moar Race

Burt Sexual posted:

What’s the big picture one, I don’t recognize. Good I guess I don’t.

Im the Black Sun placemats...

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

lt_kennedy posted:

Im the Black Sun placemats...

I spotted that, also want to know the white bearded dude drinking a beer behind him on the wall. They all mean something, we know that.

Coxswain Balls
Jun 4, 2001

That has to be a joke picture, I don't believe that people who would earnestly have a Nazi themed party would have that level of attention to detail. White wine, plain Sprite, plain crackers, regular potato chips and white bread. It'd be funny if it was a bland white people themed party instead of, y'know, Nazis.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Intoluene posted:

Fixed that for you.

I’ve seen Asian dudes with rising sun patches hanging with Nazi skinheads so no they don’t get a pass from the stomping party.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Coxswain Balls posted:

That has to be a joke picture, I don't believe that people who would earnestly have a Nazi themed party would have that level of attention to detail. White wine, plain Sprite, plain crackers, regular potato chips and white bread. It'd be funny if it was a bland white people themed party instead of, y'know, Nazis.

Sir, this is the AUG thread, not the funny haha thread. Do you want a sprite with that, or not?

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


Coxswain Balls posted:

That has to be a joke picture, I don't believe that people who would earnestly have a Nazi themed party would have that level of attention to detail. White wine, plain Sprite, plain crackers, regular potato chips and white bread. It'd be funny if it was a bland white people themed party instead of, y'know, Nazis.

Yeah then you notice the art on the wall and welp

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

is this a god

FluxFaun
Apr 7, 2010



Don't doxx me, jerk

Dick Burglar
Mar 6, 2006

Solice Kirsk posted:

Ewwww, that baby's foot is purple. Are all baby's feet purple?

Serious answer: as long as the baby's core (head/torso) is pink and the baby is alert and screaming, it's fine.

Hello Ketene
Dec 30, 2011
probably :nws:

https://i.imgur.com/jPMLwRM.jpg

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Solice Kirsk posted:

Didn't even get white frosting on the cake. I don't think these guys are truly dedicated to their stupid cause.

Though, I'm sure it was made with white....flour.

I hate that I understand bigots well enough to say, I imagine it's intentional so they can smash it or make jokes while they cut it.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I'm sure a big part of it is that chocolate is the superior frosting to vanilla in every way. Even nazis can understand that ruining a cake with vanilla buttercream is just taking things too far.

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Violet_Sky posted:



The real nazi party!

is that a.....small-headed dogman holding a beer in that poster in the background?

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo
Can someone explain the eroticism behind feet? Is it a master-slave thing re: stomping into the ground? Is it that toes are like stubby tentacles? Someone please help me out here, I am so goddamn confused.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

Tubgoat posted:

Can someone explain the eroticism behind feet? Is it a master-slave thing re: stomping into the ground? Is it that toes are like stubby tentacles? Someone please help me out here, I am so goddamn confused.

The people who get off to Dick Teeth doing Vore need someone to look down on.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

twistedmentat posted:

The people who get off to Dick Teeth doing Vore need someone to look down on.

Well tbh if you're a giant dog who eats people, you look down on almost everyone

UncleButts
Sep 25, 2003

pure of heart
dumb of ass

Tubgoat posted:

Can someone explain the eroticism behind feet? Is it a master-slave thing re: stomping into the ground? Is it that toes are like stubby tentacles? Someone please help me out here, I am so goddamn confused.

There's a hypothesis based on the cortical homunculus - a representation of the human body mapped to the brain. Certain parts of the brain are responsible for interpreting certain parts of the body.

Genitals are mapped right next to the feet. It's proposed that there's crosstalk between the areas and this causes the eroticism of feet.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Fooge posted:

There's a hypothesis based on the cortical homunculus - a representation of the human body mapped to the brain. Certain parts of the brain are responsible for interpreting certain parts of the body.

Genitals are mapped right next to the feet. It's proposed that there's crosstalk between the areas and this causes the eroticism of feet.

Thanks for this! :tipshat:

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Honestly, this makes me wonder what else that area of the brain might be crosstalking with. Plus in the Space Future where we all have brain implants, you could in theory sexually enjoy anything by linking two areas cybernetically. Just think, you could cum to fungus lady!!

Merry Christmas. Got any family AUG?

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

T-man posted:

Just think, you could cum to fungus lady!!


wait, you're not supposed to?

Redrum and Coke
Feb 25, 2006

wAstIng 10 bUcks ON an aVaTar iS StUpid

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Well tbh if you're a giant dog who eats people, you look down on almost everyone

I'm pretty sure people with foot fetishes can pretty comfortably look down on dick teeth furry vore.

I don't get foot fetishists, but I definitely understand them more than someone jerking off to furry porn (let alone whatever the gently caress subcategories include dick teeth and vore)

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Non Serviam posted:

I'm pretty sure people with foot fetishes can pretty comfortably look down on dick teeth furry vore.

I don't get foot fetishists, but I definitely understand them more than someone jerking off to furry porn (let alone whatever the gently caress subcategories include dick teeth and vore)

It was a joke, meant to be taken literally, as in the dog is very tall and looks down on people. I knew you were stupid, but drat.

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe
I ain't gonna kinkshame feet but I sure as hell am gonna kinkshame dick teeth vore

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BurntCornMuffin
Jan 9, 2009


Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Probably :nws:, DEFINITELY:nms:

https://i.imgur.com/HMCDDs9.jpg

ED: don't inline spoiler nws images thnx - cc

Couple pages late, but my wife recognized this picture as looking remarkably like the rear end of her neighbor after a party accident she witnessed.

The way she tells it, he was trying to light his farts and caught his rear end on fire, and one of the party goers poured the nearest glass of water on the rear end-fire in order to put it out. Only, the nearest glass of water turned out to be a glass of Everclear and made the fire so hot the guy's rear end and pants melted together. To make matters worse, when the EMT responded, the guy either lost control of his bowels or was too drunk/in pain to give a gently caress, but regardless, with his rear end cheeks melted like that save for a miniscule hole, his rear end basically became a lovely pressure washer and caught the poor EMT right in the face with a projectile poo.

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