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Miss posted:don't you want to be as happy as that man I would certainly much rather stick raw celery up my rear end than eat it
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Jan 3, 2019 13:34
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The Bloop posted:I would certainly much rather stick raw celery up my rear end than eat it Time to start a really disruptive vegan raw food restaurant.
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Jan 3, 2019 14:34
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The Bloop posted:I would certainly much rather stick raw celery up my rear end than eat it That can't be the only vegetable you've put in your rear end so far
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Jan 3, 2019 14:37
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I see the CIA is trying really hard to improve its image.
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Jan 3, 2019 14:58
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Iron Crowned posted:That can't be the only vegetable you've put in your rear end so far There isn't another vegetable I loathe like celery and I'm certainly not putting a durian in my rear end
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Jan 3, 2019 15:00
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The Bloop posted:There isn't another vegetable I loathe like celery and I'm certainly not putting a durian in my rear end Coward.
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Jan 3, 2019 15:03
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Mymla posted:I see the CIA is trying really hard to improve its image. I didn't realize CIA stood for Celery In rear end (I'm not sure if that's  but I wanted to make sure it was said if it wasn't)
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Jan 3, 2019 15:11
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I would swear that this was a deflated football and not food, holy crap
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Jan 3, 2019 16:47
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Underwater Shoe posted:I would swear that this was a deflated football and not food, holy crap Footballs are brown
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Jan 3, 2019 16:56
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Mymla posted:I see the CIA is trying really hard to improve its image. You're getting gang-stalked right now aren't you. They want to put celery up your bum. They'll keep flying over your house in black-hawks until you cram a whole bundle of stalks up there, so you might rear end well get it over with.
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Jan 3, 2019 17:04
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Iron Crowned posted:Footballs are brown It looks like packing peanuts.
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Jan 3, 2019 17:31
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Ever had like a little itch in your butt? That picture looks so loving satisfying, just scrubbing away. Maybe I had worms at some point.
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Jan 3, 2019 17:38
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Any toothbrush is a toothbrush for your colon, if you set your mind to it.
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Jan 3, 2019 18:05
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The Bloop posted:I would certainly much rather stick raw celery up my rear end than eat it Raw? So you're okay with cooked celery? 
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Jan 3, 2019 23:24
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I would presume it's easier to stick up one's rear end raw.
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Jan 3, 2019 23:27
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Eucch. Celery is meant to disappear into the aromas of a mirepoix. If I'm biting into celery, something has gone horribly wrong. I may have misplaced my glasses and thought I picked up a churro. Please send help.
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Jan 3, 2019 23:28
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Brawnfire posted:Eucch. Celery is meant to disappear into the aromas of a mirepoix. If I'm biting into celery, something has gone horribly wrong. I may have misplaced my glasses and thought I picked up a churro. Please send help. A churro doesn't glisten.
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Jan 3, 2019 23:29
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celery is an excellent carrier of various other foodthings though
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sneakyfrog posted:celery is an excellent carrier of various other foodthings though You're not supposed to eat the spoon.
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Iron Crowned posted:Footballs are brown When they're ripe.
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Jan 3, 2019 23:40
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NinjaDebugger posted:You're not supposed to eat the spoon. you arent my real dad
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Jan 3, 2019 23:45
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Facebook Aunt posted:Raw? So you're okay with cooked celery? Jesus not like that, but minced up finely it can be an ingredient in delicious things like stuffing/dressing If I can still detect it as a distinct foodstuff, I'll pass Celery is gross y'all
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The Bloop posted:Jesus not like that, but minced up finely it can be an ingredient in delicious things like stuffing/dressing Ants on a log owns, actually hth
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Randaconda posted:Ants on a log owns, actually Actual ants on an actual log is fantastic
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I can do with or without the raisins, but peanut butter on celery is amazing.
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I blitz celery into my remoulade to give it some extra body. You'd never know it was there.
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or cream cheese mixed with finely minced scallions and olives e: or a good stock base since you strain everything out anyways
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The Bloop posted:Jesus not like that, but minced up finely it can be an ingredient in delicious things like stuffing/dressing How are you going to make a proper chili without celery? I've never seen a good one do the ultra-finely diced thing, it's all rough chopped and it's better for it.
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Am I the only one who thinks raw celery tastes fine here? It barely tastes like anything at all, but all y'all and my friend hate the stuff.
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chitoryu12 posted:Am I the only one who thinks raw celery tastes fine here? It barely tastes like anything at all, but all y'all and my friend hate the stuff. I'd never eat it just on it's own like I would with raw carrots, but bugs-on-a-log it and i'm in.
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chitoryu12 posted:Am I the only one who thinks raw celery tastes fine here? It barely tastes like anything at all, but all y'all and my friend hate the stuff. I like it, but goons hating fresh vegetables shouldn't be shocking, tbh.
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chitoryu12 posted:Am I the only one who thinks raw celery tastes fine here? It barely tastes like anything at all, but all y'all and my friend hate the stuff. Yeah it's fine. Don't really care for the stringy bits when munching on a long piece though. You can strip off the stringy bit, but then it's not a toothbrush for your colon and what's the point?
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chitoryu12 posted:Am I the only one who thinks raw celery tastes fine here? It barely tastes like anything at all, but all y'all and my friend hate the stuff.
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The Bloop posted:I would certainly much rather stick raw celery up my rear end than eat it Your underpants will already be down around your ankles after carrying it home from the grocery.
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chitoryu12 posted:Am I the only one who thinks raw celery tastes fine here? It barely tastes like anything at all, but all y'all and my friend hate the stuff. I eat raw plain celery and carrot sticks every night, it gets some roughage in my diet.
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CannonFodder posted:I eat raw plain celery and carrot sticks every night, it gets some roughage in my diet. yeah same 
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NinjaDebugger posted:You're not supposed to eat the spoon. Why not?
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Celery is the only vegetable I hate. It tastes the way a new spindle of CDs smells
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