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making people angry on the internet sucks when you realize they're all Nth level irony ninjas trolling you by acting owned and pretending to be angry.
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Zealander posted:You can be racist towards Alaska. Aren't 90% of Alaska slanted-eyed eskimos? 13 years and no av? I ban you if there isn’t one by Monday and you pm me. Cathartic
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Jan 5, 2019 03:09
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the fucken darkness of my tetrad 
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Hardawn posted:Same reason you stuck your finger up your rear end Because the other arm was fisting you so deep I couldn't get another finger in there?
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Jan 5, 2019 03:26
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Thanks for spreading of discontent and negativity, OP - since you're on the SA forums maybe you should be trying to make them laugh instead?
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My 6 year old niece shared a sick burn she dealt on the playground. Some kid was upset at losing a game, and wanted rules changed and was throwing a tantrum. "Why don't you go back to crying?" Yard mom overheard and thought it was inappropriate. My niece's response was that he was REALLY upset now, and was much happier when he was just crying. I think my niece totally knew what she was doing.
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Jan 5, 2019 04:08
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You're trying to help them by showing them their own foolishness. I troll because I care
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My sister has received multiple 30-day bans from Facebook because she keeps trolling people and posting anti-nazi/anti-white supremancy memes. She made a new account so she could keep doing it.
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Jan 5, 2019 04:35
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hoist by my own tetrad
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Jan 5, 2019 04:49
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Bonzo posted:reddit is easy pickin's for this. In my group of friends we banned doing this in game subreddits because it's too drat easy Your group of friends bans things? Do you have moderators to enforce these bans? Do you refer to the forums as your group of friends? I think doing so is somehow better than whatever the alternative is.
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Jan 5, 2019 05:02
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imagine if you could belch and someone on the other side ofthe world ends up smelling it
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it’s fun
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jimmyjams posted:imagine if you could belch and someone on the other side ofthe world ends up smelling it BELCH IN A MASONS JAR AND MAIL IT TO THEM YOU NINCOMPOOP
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Jan 5, 2019 05:10
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what was it you originally said that got them flustered op?
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Jan 5, 2019 05:38
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Space Camp fuckup posted:Because you’re unhappy
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Vaginal Vagrant posted:Your group of friends bans things? Do you have moderators to enforce these bans? Do you refer to the forums as your group of friends? I think doing so is somehow better than whatever the alternative is. You better be careful, the only reason I haven't drained your rear end of its compacted poo poo with my Dyson strength dick sucking lips is because he and his friends banned it.
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Jan 5, 2019 05:54
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Confirmation of your existence and sense of power by being able to trigger a reaction through your words alone. Relieves sense of powerlessness in your real life. Transference of dysfunctional reaction (aggression) from its actual triggers to a safer consequence-free target. But anger comes cheap and easy and your interaction will soon be subsumed into your target's general sense of the internet being poo poo and the world being against them, rather than you being granted lasting individual recognition. Hunt more exotic game.
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Jan 5, 2019 06:07
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I don't think James Dyson ever intended his upright technologies to ever be applied to the task of dick sucking.
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I actually don't get off on making people angry, I do however take great joy in confusing people. It's the funniest poo poo in the world to me. Eric Andre interviews are literally how I want to live my life.
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razamataza posted:what was it you originally said that got them flustered op? he melted down in a group because he didn't think the rules were fair or whatever and called me a "loving dumbass inbred hick" when I replied to say that the stickied post clearly laid out what was okay to post and what was going to get deleted by admins I replied and said "That's rich coming from someone in Alaska, you've got more first cousins than trees up there." That's when he must have been banned from the group and decided to private message me, and also what I guess he e-mailed my "job"  (he e-mailed a company of the same name in the completely wrong state)
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Big Data posted:I don't think James Dyson ever intended his upright technologies to ever be applied to the task of dick sucking. How about the threatened rear end sucking?
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Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:Why does it feel so good? To have someone frothing at the mouth as a result of your shitposting? Is it a primal instinct? Does anybody else enjoy engaging with these ultra-butthurt types? It gives me an opportunity to brush up on some old Don Rickles zingers. Pissing off people who take themselves too seriously is always fun. Lately my favorite target has been political centrists. Not only because they're worthless in every aspect, but they're also enablers of right-wing fascism while vehemently insisting otherwise. Slutitution fucked around with this message at 08:14 on Jan 5, 2019 |
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Thots and Prayers posted:Thanks for spreading of discontent and negativity, OP - since you're on the SA forums maybe you should be trying to make them laugh instead? The misfortune of others is the essential building block of comedy you fool Slutitution posted:Pissing off people who take themselves too seriously is always fun. Lately my favorite target has been political centrists. Not only because they're worthless in every aspect, but they're also enablers of right-wing fascism while vehemently insisting otherwise. How do you piss off centrists? Sperghetti fucked around with this message at 08:54 on Jan 5, 2019 |
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Yum
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You are a sociopath.
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Burt Sexual posted:13 years and no av? I ban you if there isn’t one by Monday and you pm me. I've never posted such obvious bait and I've had at least 20 avatars bought for me what is wrong with that guy
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turns out a significant portion of humanity are sociopaths, who would have thunk it
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phobo posted:There was this one light that all the school buses had to wait for in order to get out of the parking lot and it always took forever and everyone was super bored everyday. This one kid in the special classes took it upon himself to entertain the buses as they waited. He would dance like Michael Jackson on the corner while everyone hung out of the windows and cheered, it was awesome, because he was SUPER good at it for some reason. He did the moonwalk, the lean and everything. He was also obsessed with becoming an meteorologist, and you could get a fairly accurate weather report from him if you asked him. Uhh this is going to sound odd, but was this near Boston?
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Moridin920 posted:that's not how you do science you loving mongoloids
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when my dark tetrad is fully charged i unleash the satsui no hado on my enemies. it's devastating.
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People probably aren't all that angry. It's just that on the internet you're expected to sound like a crazy douchebag. It's just good "netiquette".
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I;m thinking about thos biehns
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feelix posted:https://www.psychologytoday.com/us/blog/your-online-secrets/201409/internet-trolls-are-narcissists-psychopaths-and-sadists   Some people just "troll" to throw things out into the wind and see what blows back. They want to see how other people interact with the unknown. Khorne fucked around with this message at 23:11 on Jan 5, 2019 |
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Jan 5, 2019 22:55
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Ken M deserves an award
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Khorne posted:
Ken M is a big example of what I mean, that sort of absurdist trolling that isn't mean spirited or provoking people with harassment, it's about coming off so stupid or utterly bizarre that people get mad or concerned about what could possibly be wrong with you or what you meant. I used to have a Steam name called "US Marines are Homosexuals" and when someone got angry on Dota 2 (this was extremely common btw, incredibly effective) and when they'd start talking poo poo about my name I would just say "I am a gay Marine." in my deep rear end voice as they would just get silent in an attempt to comprehend to what most people is an oxymoron, sometimes they would sheepishly thank me for my service. It's funny how homophobes will ostensibly give Marines a pass for being gay. Marines are always role models it seems.
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JebanyPedal posted:Ken M is a big example of what I mean, that sort of absurdist trolling that isn't mean spirited or provoking people with harassment, it's about coming off so stupid or utterly bizarre that people get mad or concerned about what could possibly be wrong with you or what you meant. Stolen valor is a "forbidden technique" usually kept by the hokage, but in the right (or wrong) hands it is extremely powerful. Also trolls getting called out on it owns. Basically, it's win-win.
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it's amazing how many marines play counterstrike. almost every guy i run into is a special forces operator of some kind IRL and some of these guys sound about 12 years old on the mic. can you even imagine how incredibly badass these guys are to be navy seals at the ripe age of 12? i usually apologize prefusely for calling them names/owning them to avoid violent repurcussions IRL from highly trained and deadly military personnel who've backtraced my i.p address.
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way back in like 2000/2001 I used to be part of this old starcraft forum called scbackstab.com where we would join games and then halfway through turn on our allies and kill them blind just to get their angry reactions. Used to have a screenshot gallery of all the angriest ones. here are a few from the archive:      
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Jan 6, 2019 01:44
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It has been confirmed. You smell like and are gay.
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Junk posted:way back in like 2000/2001 I used to be part of this old starcraft forum called scbackstab.com where we would join games and then halfway through turn on our allies and kill them blind just to get their angry reactions. Used to have a screenshot gallery of all the angriest ones. here are a few from the archive: Dunno, I think they have some salient points. (USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)
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