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me, a tesla employee, as yet unfired, coming in early for my unpaid overtime graveyard shift at fremont:
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Jan 7, 2019 18:21
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Shame Boy posted:i'm glad we got confirmation that he does in fact gently caress on the tesla factory floor and that any teslas on the market are probably contaminated with his gross old man cum lol the yellow and red safety markings interrupt his strokes
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Jan 7, 2019 19:31
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:me, a tesla employee, as yet unfired, coming in early for my unpaid overtime graveyard shift at fremont: why do you think he built that tent 
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Jan 7, 2019 19:36
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I just realized maybe cars built under duress and arbitrary deadlines aren’t as well put together as ones built on lines where they aren’t working programmer crunch 24/7/365 but, those cars are also markedly less disruptive 
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Jan 7, 2019 19:58
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COMPAGNIE TOMMY posted:I just realized maybe cars built under duress and arbitrary deadlines aren’t as well put together as ones built on lines where they aren’t working programmer crunch 24/7/365 but you don't understand he's singlehandedly trying to save the world with his electric cars and if they don't work slave hours for poo poo pay then the world will literally grind to a halt because he's our only hope!!!
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Jan 7, 2019 20:00
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TerminalRaptor posted:what should the tesla book be named? poo poo My Nerd Says
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Jan 7, 2019 21:54
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Musk must have strapped magnets to Nikolai’s corpse considering how much he must be spinning. Musk is loving up his good name so badly
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Jan 7, 2019 22:08
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TerminalRaptor posted:what should the tesla book be named? Red Dead Roko's Basilisk
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Jan 7, 2019 22:16
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TK-42-1 posted:Musk must have strapped magnets to Nikolai’s corpse considering how much he must be spinning. Musk is loving up his good name so badly i think you'll find that tesla is the one who copied all of musk's ideas
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Jan 7, 2019 22:22
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TK-42-1 posted:Musk must have strapped magnets to Nikolai’s corpse considering how much he must be spinning. Musk is loving up his good name so badly ah yes the good name of the literally insane racist recluse who didnt understand how to use radio
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Jan 7, 2019 22:36
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fishmech posted:ah yes the good name of the literally insane racist recluse who didnt understand how to use radio I’m trying to make a joke-quote where the conceit is that I think you’re talking about Plang Musk but you’re actually talking about Tesla but  .
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Jan 7, 2019 22:39
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Shame Boy posted:but you don't understand he's singlehandedly trying to save the world with his electric cars and if they don't work slave hours for poo poo pay then the world will literally grind to a halt because he's our only hope!!! Elonchan Kenobi, you’re our only dope
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Jan 7, 2019 22:59
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Jan 7, 2019 23:20
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TK-42-1 posted:Musk must have strapped magnets to Nikolai’s corpse considering how much he must be spinning. Musk is loving up his good name so badly im confused, isnt "tesla" still a marker of cool/good things in the eyes of the general public? i mean tesla is garbage poo poo, but not in the terms of publicly ruining its name yet
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Jan 7, 2019 23:25
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TerminalRaptor posted:what should the tesla book be named? The Assassination of Elon Musk by the Coward Elon Musk's Twitter Account
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Jan 7, 2019 23:28
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Jan 7, 2019 23:31
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Last Chance posted:im confused, isnt "tesla" still a marker of cool/good things in the eyes of the general public? i mean tesla is garbage poo poo, but not in the terms of publicly ruining its name yet only epic bacon sirs [of which elon is the fully actualized form of] ever thought nikolai tesla was cool to begin with
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Jan 7, 2019 23:39
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qirex posted:only epic bacon sirs [of which elon is the fully actualized form of] ever thought nikolai tesla was cool to begin with i dunno, even my old-rear end recluse of an uncle has opinions on tesla and elon musk. specifically "ford was a weirdo nut too, so you never know"
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Jan 8, 2019 00:38
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infernal machines posted:i dunno, even my old-rear end recluse of an uncle has opinions on tesla and elon musk. specifically "ford was a weirdo nut too, so you never know" interesting way to say antisemite
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Jan 8, 2019 00:41
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hitler called henry ford an inspiration
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Jan 8, 2019 01:03
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i met a lady a while back. we became fb friends and she recently posted a thing about how we need to ditch nuclear power in favor of "free energy" and mentioned something about tesla and perpetual motion using magnets
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Jan 8, 2019 01:18
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i met a lady a while back. we became fb friends and she recently posted a thing about how we need to ditch nuclear power in favor of "free energy" and mentioned something about tesla and perpetual motion using magnets But did you get head?
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Jan 8, 2019 01:55
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mr Scoop posted:Pipe Dreams: The Elon Musk Story
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Jan 8, 2019 04:52
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elon giving grimes a dirty sanchez just to make rick & morty joke
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Jan 8, 2019 05:28
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The New Teslament
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Jan 8, 2019 07:13
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Shame Boy posted:there's a reason why real rockets aren't shiny foil monstrosities and it's because it becomes very difficult to see what the hell the thing is doing with a camera if it's all symmetrical and shiny, that's why the saturn V had all those black bits on it and even the original shiny atlas launches had a bunch of paint added to the second stage and fairing. he probably thinks visual observation is obsolete and can be replaced entirely by telemetry just like how automakers knew that excessive automation of the line actually hurt more than it helped, but he dismissed their manufacturing expertise as ludditism from old men who don't understand the magic of modern technology, so he embarked on a disastrous automation project that ended with untrained workers frantically scrambling to work a makeshift line in an outdoor tent
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Jan 8, 2019 07:40
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Schadenboner posted:But did you get head? haha classic
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TerminalRaptor posted:what should the tesla book be named? mars needs memes
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Jan 8, 2019 10:33
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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:i met a lady a while back. we became fb friends and she recently posted a thing about how we need to ditch nuclear power in favor of "free energy" and mentioned something about tesla and perpetual motion using magnets i mean yeah we should totally do that, just build a small demonstration one that can power a lightbulb and we'll get right on it
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Jan 8, 2019 17:22
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p. sure i can build an induction coil big enough to power a lightbulb (well, LED) from ambient rf. it just ain't gonna be particularly small, efficient, or practical. it's free energy
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Jan 8, 2019 17:32
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gif of tim heidecker with a steampunk moustache saying "it's free energy"
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Jan 8, 2019 17:57
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infernal machines posted:p. sure i can build an induction coil big enough to power a lightbulb (well, LED) from ambient rf. it just ain't gonna be particularly small, efficient, or practical. that's why i said specifically lightbulb  and not one of the newfangled energy efficient varieties, a good ol' tungsten filament 40 to 60W bulb o' light
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Jan 8, 2019 18:57
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you could just use a coil for that too, just do it next to an AM radio station tower  friend of mine had an office right next to one and figured out that if you unplugged a phone from the wall you could pick up the phone and listen to the broadcast crystal clear. it was some preachy jesus channel too so we had a lot of fun handing people a visibly completely unplugged phone they could pick up and hear bible verses on like a goddamn sign from above 
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Jan 8, 2019 19:00
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sometimes my headphones pick up radio when they're plugged into my laptop. i thought i was going insane when i first noticed it because it wasn't quite clear enough for me to understand it
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Jan 8, 2019 19:19
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one of our locations gets the broadcast off the tower next door when they put someone on wait. thankfully its a decent channel
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Jan 8, 2019 19:45
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AgMTx_xFezM Another example of fine quality Tesla service, along with the "at least it's nice looking" defense. These people are the QAnon of cars.
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Jan 8, 2019 19:58
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https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-6566655/Oops-Autonomous-robot-struck-killed-self-driving-Tesla-Las-Vegas-ahead-CES.html This is the best timeline.  
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Shame Boy posted:you could just use a coil for that too, just do it next to an AM radio station tower that's absolutely golden
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