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This Is the Zodiac
Feb 4, 2003

LingcodKilla posted:

The poo poo story or the story about making GBS threads your pants was the only half decent one.

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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



See? That’s relatable.

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

chitoryu12 posted:

Fortunately, after.

Unfortunately, she didn't have enough warning to get dressed. I ended up with a naked girl alternating between passed out on the bathroom floor and vomiting purple into the toilet. It took over an hour before she was coherent enough for me to dress her and walk her to bed.

Is the AUG here just the puking, or also the fact that someone was that wasted and you still thought "yeah she's in a fine state to have sex/consent"?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Maybe he was drunk too? We dont have all the info.

Maybe she was just kinda drunk but getting her card punched made things gurgly.

We simply don’t know.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

A friend of mine threw a girls night that involved wine and a hot tub. It did not go well.

Do not drink a bottle of wine and then get in a hot tub. You will be a loving mess and a half.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Picnic Princess posted:

A friend of mine threw a girls night that involved wine and a hot tub. It did not go well.

Do not drink a bottle of wine and then get in a hot tub. You will be a loving mess and a half.

If you really wanna take that party to the next level mix in a few percocets. Ain't nothing better than raising your body temperature really high, thinning your blood with alcohol, and introducing opiates to the whole party! And the best part is it's 100% safe. No dangers involved at all.

TheToxicEuphoria
Feb 26, 2008

Dienes posted:

Is the AUG here just the puking, or also the fact that someone was that wasted and you still thought "yeah she's in a fine state to have sex/consent"?

Guys check out this incel

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

don't gently caress drunk people

the AUG is coming from inside the thread

TheToxicEuphoria posted:

Guys check out this incel

LingcodKilla posted:

Maybe he was drunk too? We dont have all the info.

Maybe she was just kinda drunk but getting her card punched made things gurgly.

We simply don’t know.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

LingcodKilla posted:

Maybe he was drunk too? We dont have all the info.

Maybe she was just kinda drunk but getting her card punched made things gurgly.

We simply don’t know.

We were both extremely drunk (I was at the point where I stopped because I felt like I would throw up if I had one more drink). It just turned out she had chugged way too much too fast and it left her body less than an hour later.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Having sloppy drunk sex with your partner can be a lot of fun if you're both into it! On the flip side, waking up in a hallway of a friend's apartment building with a girl sucking your dick isn't so great.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Solice Kirsk posted:

Having sloppy drunk sex with your partner can be a lot of fun if you're both into it! On the flip side, waking up in a hallway of a friend's apartment building with a girl sucking your dick isn't so great.

Aggressive sex is actually a really bad idea when you're both trashed because she basically tackled me into my camera shelf and nearly brought the whole thing down on top of us.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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But then you could have said your sex brought down the house. Missed opportunity if you ask me.

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

chitoryu12 posted:

Aggressive sex is actually a really bad idea when you're both trashed because she basically tackled me into my camera shelf and nearly brought the whole thing down on top of us.

On the plus side the alcohol makes it so you don't feel the pain if you do something stupid like this!

On the less plus side you feel it the next day along with the hangover.

I definitely remember doing the whole drinking too much very quickly then getting the delayed onset tsunami of drunkenness at a very inconvenient time.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


T-man posted:

don't gently caress drunk people

the AUG is coming from inside the thread

Dang I was right.

Only sexhavers would understand that consensual sex while both parties are drinking is a possibility.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
This is going to get really stupid really fast. Everyone shut up.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

This is going to get really stupid really fast. Everyone shut up.

You've been here for 10 years, you should know it's always really stupid here.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
Excuse me what did I just say :colbert:

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Excuse me what did I just say :colbert:

TheToxicEuphoria
Feb 26, 2008
Drunk sex is some of the best sex.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

TheToxicEuphoria posted:

Drunk sex is some of the best sex.

Username/post combo

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Having sloppy drunk sex with your partner can be a lot of fun if you're both into it! On the flip side, waking up in a hallway of a friend's apartment building with a girl sucking your dick isn't so great.

wait what no that's kinda cool

the few times i get drunk enough to pass out it's usually alone in my own bed surrounded old Sonic the Hedgehog comics and Starburst wrappers

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

TheToxicEuphoria posted:

Drunk sex is some of the best sex.

It's all fun n games til somebody pukes in a butt.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's all fun n games til somebody pukes in a butt.

Then it's elevated to art.

TheToxicEuphoria
Feb 26, 2008

pop fly to McGillicutty posted:

It's all fun n games til somebody pukes in a butt.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
Slippery Tilde

Screaming Idiot posted:

Then it's elevated to art.
More likely someone's fetish.

honda whisperer
Mar 29, 2009

Screaming Idiot posted:

Then it's elevated to art.

The smelly Pollock.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

honda whisperer posted:

Jackoff Pollock.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

https://twitter.com/Lyndahx/status/1084599012769054720

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I wanna pipe.

Tubgoat
Jun 30, 2013

by sebmojo

Still less unsettling than any materials I've seen related to the Sonic the Hedgehog movie.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Gross, also a good lesson: delete all social media.

He still has his pants down either way, not that sonic has pants, so maybe it's someone else's pants around his ankles?

ReidRansom
Oct 25, 2004


I thought it was supposed to be some extreme type of shoe.

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008
It's his shoes.

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


And... a belt, for some reason.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Hirayuki posted:

And... a belt, for some reason.

An anime character with a superfluous belt!? :nsavince:

GrandMaster
Aug 15, 2004
laidback
Joots?

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Hihohe
Oct 4, 2008

Fuck you and the sun you live under



blah blah blah achewood did it first

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Lol they even have little pockets, kinda dope.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

LifeSunDeath posted:

Lol they even have little pockets, kinda dope.

More useful than most women's clothes!

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