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BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.



This is a picture of a sock.
LOOK AT IT!
Marvel at it's ability to cover a foot, and in turn be covered by a shoe.
Weep bitter tears that you do not possess this ability.

SOCK!

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
Voted 5

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
OP delivers. Noice.

The Dennis System
Aug 4, 2014

Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.
If you were going to make a thread to post a random picture, OP, you could at least have posted a picture of a sexy lady in a bikini or something like that.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

The Dennis System posted:

If you were going to make a thread to post a random picture, OP, you could at least have posted a picture of a sexy lady in a bikini or something like that.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

i got some bombas for christmas and they're pretty good i guess.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

The Dennis System posted:

If you were going to make a thread to post a random picture, OP, you could at least have posted a picture of a sexy lady in a bikini or something like that.

i would've posted a cumsock and then rightfully eaten a ban.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
you call THAT a sock ??

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Where’s the other one? They run out of toilet paper at Arby’s? :thunk:

Squashing Machine
Jul 5, 2005

I mean boning, the wild mambo, the hunka chunka
Well, would you look at that

unidef freeman
Sep 18, 2014

by R. Guyovich
I wanted to give this thread a 5, but you didn’t discuss the ethics of the sock.

Didn’t you take Ninja Economics 101?

I’m jk, voted 5

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

unidef freeman posted:

I wanted to give this thread a 5, but you didn’t discuss the ethics of the sock.

Didn’t you take Ninja Economics 101?

I’m jk, voted 5

The only ethics I care about are ethics in video game journalism. :colbert:

unidef freeman
Sep 18, 2014

by R. Guyovich

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

The only ethics I care about are ethics in video game journalism. :colbert:

Haha. A wise man once told me, the ones who laugh greatest at his teachings are scholars of the lowest class!

But look at the story of the chicken and the grassshopper. The grasshopper hopped and hopped until he won the race, then like something about a worm and early birds and roosters, crap, you know what I’m saying? I think roosters eat grasshoppers but chickens ly eggs, never seen a rooster hump a chicken so they’re like alarm clocks and the chickens work at like Safeway or something. You know what I’m saying? Maybe lobster?



ETHICS
:colbert:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

unidef freeman posted:

Haha. A wise man once told me, the ones who laugh greatest at his teachings are scholars of the lowest class!

But look at the story of the chicken and the grassshopper. The grasshopper hopped and hopped until he won the race, then like something about a worm and early birds and roosters, crap, you know what I’m saying? I think roosters eat grasshoppers but chickens ly eggs, never seen a rooster hump a chicken so they’re like alarm clocks and the chickens work at like Safeway or something. You know what I’m saying? Maybe lobster?



ETHICS
:colbert:

I think chickens look at grasshoppers and they’re like “wtf is this poo poo?” And that’s really more or less what ethics is, you look at something and go “wtf” and leave it alone or whatever. :henget:

nesamdoom
Apr 15, 2018

nesaM killed Masen

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

you call THAT a sock ??

unidef freeman
Sep 18, 2014

by R. Guyovich

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I think chickens look at grasshoppers and they’re like “wtf is this poo poo?” And that’s really more or less what ethics is, you look at something and go “wtf” and leave it alone or whatever. :henget:

To be honest I just googled ethics and started rambling. I also stole that ninja economics joke from some ugly fat girl from the anime club that I used to roll with in high school

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

unidef freeman posted:

To be honest I just googled ethics and started rambling. I also stole that ninja economics joke from some ugly fat girl from the anime club that I used to roll with in high school

Ethics is simply the art of knowin enough about something to know to leave it alone. :hai:

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer

The Dennis System posted:

If you were going to make a thread to post a random picture, OP, you could at least have posted a picture of a sexy lady in a bikini or something like that.

im sorry but that's not a sock

unidef freeman
Sep 18, 2014

by R. Guyovich

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Ethics is simply the art of knowin enough about something to know to leave it alone. :hai:

Ethics is kind of like a crank based mechanism, there’s a series of tubes and levers and you just crank it, you know, like a 1920s car

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

unidef freeman posted:

Ethics is kind of like a crank based mechanism, there’s a series of tubes and levers and you just crank it, you know, like a 1920s car

No it’s just like taking all the topics that weird or uncomfortable and taboo or complicated and forming a politically and morally neutral assertion about that topic. It’s how to say nothing while still talking around something.

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
Ethics is when they sterilize mentally ill people so they can't have babies.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

if you dont like abortions dont get one

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

numberoneposter posted:

if you dont like abortions dont get one

Yeah but just a few more punches on my abortion punchcard and I get a free sub! :yeshaha:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Expected a nasty cumsock

Not sure how I feel now

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

The Dennis System posted:

If you were going to make a thread to post a random picture, OP, you could at least have posted a picture of a sexy lady in a bikini or something like that.


this is far more an accurate representation of what thread subscribers are likely to cum into

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007
I remember socks used to be white

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde

Shasta Orange Soda posted:

I remember socks used to be white

buy new socks dude

TUNAFISHING 87
Dec 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
This IS it, chief.

cnut
May 3, 2016

Meh

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
You could put on a mediocre puppet show with that bad boy. I tell you what!

Otto Von Jizzmark
Dec 27, 2004
Came for a poop sock. badly disappointed

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
looking forward to the parody of this thread

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

Thread delivers but not quite as ambitious as keyboard goop.

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

 

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FlimFlam Imam
Mar 1, 2007

Standing on a hill in my mountain of dreams
Put a sock in it, OP.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

BrigadierSensible posted:



This is a picture of a sock.
LOOK AT IT!
Marvel at it's ability to cover a foot, and in turn be covered by a shoe.
Weep bitter tears that you do not possess this ability.

SOCK!

How much jizz does it contain?

TUNAFISHING 87
Dec 20, 2018

by FactsAreUseless
this is the tea

Debunk This!
Apr 12, 2011


That sock looks lonely. I think me and the sock have a lot in common.

Kindergarten Camp
Nov 27, 2015

i can't unsee the dick slit at the toe part of the sock

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cnut
May 3, 2016

Sock needs a dick in it, imo.

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