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I asked who was in charge of the hospital, they said Cum was all over it.
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I heard Cum’s a slippery fucker, just waiting to jump down your throat at the slightest hint of a blow.
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Jan 18, 2019 01:44
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Jan 18, 2019 02:41
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Is it common for dress uniforms to have so many god drat ribbons?
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Nystral posted:Is it common for dress uniforms to have so many god drat ribbons? For senior staff like him, yes.
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Jan 18, 2019 03:47
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We had a lot of laughs when a woman came into training looking for Airman Dick, but this would have killed me.
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Most of them are participation ribbons.
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Nystral posted:Is it common for dress uniforms to have so many god drat ribbons? Doubly so for the USAF. Other branches have badges for marksmanship, stripes for longevity, etc. The Air Force uses ribbons for drat near everything, so we look like third world dictators. It was previously mandatory, but the Air Force just changed the rules to allow us to wear some, all, or none of our ribbons. Nowadays if you see an airman with a million ribbons, it's his personal choice to look like a dork.
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The army gives you a badge for not having an accident with a military vehicle for a year or 8k miles, whichever first. It's the Driver and Mechanic Badge, and it looks dumb as hell. I had mechanic and driver tabs. I needed to attend recovery school if I wanted to get an operator tab, but lol gently caress that. Not having the school didn't get me out of running a hemtt wrecker.
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Arc Light posted:Doubly so for the USAF. Other branches have badges for marksmanship, stripes for longevity, etc. The Air Force uses ribbons for drat near everything, so we look like third world dictators.  I will never not laugh at this guy.
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god drat that guy is a true american hero. edit: what the gently caress is the ribbon on the top right, the red with white stripes????
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Lol, 3rd award CIB, 2nd Combat Medic, HALO, combat diver. W/ probably every AF ribbon ever? (Idk AF awards). But why an AF uniform here? Also did anyone actually ever get 3 CIBs? https://twitter.com/kbeninato/status/1086138050563002368?s=21
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Jan 18, 2019 07:04
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Air force combat action ribbon is the closest I can find to that. Would fit with the rest of his chest of lies.
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Jan 18, 2019 07:07
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Everytime I look at those ribbons, I notice something new. If I remember right, the story is he wore that to his son's basic graduation. He also bloused his trousers into desert tan boots. I just love that miserable expression he's got, you know he's been smoked or at least an hour for that bullshit.
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Jan 18, 2019 07:16
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he doesn't have the arctic service ribbon. the only ribbon I ever wanted to earn.....
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CRUSTY MINGE posted:Air force combat action ribbon is the closest I can find to that. Would fit with the rest of his chest of lies. I honestly always thought it was the ribbon for the Norwegian "completed conscription" medal. Same pattern
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Wasn't he at Benning for something ridiculous like his step-father's graduation from basic?
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McNally posted:Wasn't he at Benning for something ridiculous like his step-father's graduation from basic? Yeah, I was wrong and it was his step-father's graduation. Here's another shot.  e: VVV Yeah, back in 2014. Not sure how he died but it wouldn't surprise me. Nick Androsky, aka Sergeant Master Soup Sandwich As Nero Danced fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Jan 18, 2019 |
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As Nero Danced posted:Yeah, I was wrong and it was his step-father's graduation. Here's another shot. Didn’t that guy die in an inhalants overdose or something similarly sad and pathetic?
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Any time I see one of these guys, I can't quite feel amused, because they're likely several fries short of a happy meal.
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As Nero Danced posted:Yeah, I was wrong and it was his step-father's graduation. Here's another shot. oh god the boots how do you not at least look up a photo reference of what you're trying to impersonate?
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pantslesswithwolves posted:Didn’t that guy die in an inhalants overdose or something similarly sad and pathetic? https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/149615762/nickolas-androsky Seems like it?
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quote:how do you not at least look up a photo reference of what you're trying to impersonate? Or not claim awards that few if any people have ever been awarded. If these fakers were smart they'd just claim to have been a 42A or 92Y that got out as an E4. Nobody would ever question that.
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The worst part is that he actually had been in the Air Force. Busted from E3 to E1 and given a bad conduct discharge. So arguably he should have already known.
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If I remember it was his step son who was graduating. The funny part being that the stepson was older than him.
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Casimir Radon posted:If I remember it was his step son who was graduating. The funny part being that the stepson was older than him. Step-father, so it was even dumber.
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Nice and hot piss posted:edit: what the gently caress is the ribbon on the top right, the red with white stripes???? I'm pretty sure it's an Air Force Combat Action ribbon, which is awarded only after a complete and total breakdown of military hierarchy: an air force member being involved in a firefight.
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I could see Air Force CCs and PJs getting that pretty regularly, I'm sure that's what he did to get it
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Slim Pickens posted:I could see Air Force CCs and PJs getting that pretty regularly, I'm sure that's what he did to get it Nah, it was even easier. He bought it at the PX.
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Davethulhu posted:I'm pretty sure it's an Air Force Combat Action ribbon, which is awarded only after a complete and total breakdown of military hierarchy: an air force member being involved in a firefight. But I thought Behind Enemy Lines was based on a true story?
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Blind Rasputin posted:But I thought Behind Enemy Lines was based on a true story? It was as loosely based as you can get...on Scott O'Grady. Basically the "airplane hit by missile" is the only actual part. Everything else was nonsense. I especially like the perpetually-powered SAM.
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I actually wondered after seeing it if SAM missiles utilized so,e sort of flachette technology to destroy planes, if they don’t they sh ups because it looked loving rad.
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As Nero Danced posted:Yeah, I was wrong and it was his step-father's graduation. Here's another shot. I remember it was a drug overdose of a particularly stupid drug, like bath salts or something.
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I found twofingat picture quote:Tom doesn't really look like the most approachable bloke, but underneath that rough, oil stained exterior there's a gentle, unflinchingly helpful man. Tom's worked in the same engineering workshop for almost 50 years, he's a brilliantly methodical problem solver and there's nothing he can't fix. He sometimes gets frustrated with the quick fix solutions of the younger employees, but he thinks back to when he first started out. They just need some experience and he makes sure they learn from their mistakes. Any time Tom pops over for cuppa he'll be shaking door frames, straightening pictures, and generally just checking everything around the house for strength and sturdiness. He's always there to offer a helping hand or give advice, even if you don't ask for it. Hey Tom, my mower blades are a bit blunt, reckon you could give me a hand sharpening 'em? More here
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