gently poke fun at my attempt of building a quantum c library

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Dijkstracula posted:

Actually I think even vegan imitations of meat will be a bridge too far for the bulk of entitled fat westerners

and when he says the bulk of entitled fat westerners, he really means the bulk of entitled fat westerners!!!

# ? Jan 21, 2019 00:56

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

eh? eh? are you not entertained?

# ? Jan 21, 2019 00:56

psiox: Oct 15, 2001; Babylon 5 Street Team

i had an �impossible� burger and i eat meat and found it trying way too hard to emulate meat to the point that i�d rather not eat it.

that said, prime rib

# ? Jan 21, 2019 02:23

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

psiox posted:

i had an �impossible� burger and i eat meat and found it trying way too hard to emulate meat to the point that i�d rather not eat it.

that said, prime rib

I'm a vegetarian and the spread of the "impossible burger" pisses me off to no end. If I wanted "round patty that tastes like meat" I'd goddamn well order a burger, I'm ordering a veggie burger, don't give me something that tastes like goddamn meat.

And they must be cheaper or something because everywhere is replacing their awesome black bean-and-pistachio (or whatever) patties with these ...things?

# ? Jan 21, 2019 02:28

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

I'm also veg but I'm also completely down with engineering fake meat because it's the only way my extended family will transition off their "it can't be a real meal without protein" philosophy

# ? Jan 21, 2019 03:30

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

also The In-Vitro Meat Cookbook is completely bananas and probably a proread for a bunch of folks itt

quote:

Hello meat lovers, hello vegetarians. We need to talk about the future of meat. With the world�s population expected to reach nine billion people by 2050, it becomes impossible to produce and consume meat like we do today.

In vitro meat, grown from cells in a laboratory, could provide a sustainable and animal-friendly alternative. Yet, before we can decide if we are willing to eat in vitro, we must explore the new food culture it will bring us.

The In Vitro Meat Cookbook presents 45 recipes that explore and visualize what in vitro meat products might be on our plate one day. As in vitro meat is still being developed you cannot cook our recipes just yet, however, they will provide abundant food for thought and discussion.

Using the format of the cookbook as a storytelling medium, the In Vitro Meat Cookbook is a visually stunning exploration of the new �food cultures� lab-grown meat might create. This book approaches lab-grown meat not just from a design and engineering perspective, but also from a societal and ethical one.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 03:32

psiox: Oct 15, 2001; Babylon 5 Street Team

it's definitely cool as an offramp for heavy meat eaters though i have to wonder about the energy/water requirements involved when perfectly nutritious food already exists. at least it isn't bitcoin so hey

current mood: i would be happy with nothing but hummus and falafel forever

# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:10

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

https://lkml.org/lkml/2018/10/29/122

:eyepop:

# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:26

psiox: Oct 15, 2001; Babylon 5 Street Team

seriously do not know how people like linus do it, that first sentence alone would make me turn off my are monitor

# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:30

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

psiox posted:

seriously do not know how people like linus do it, that first sentence alone would make me turn off my are monitor

he screams at the monitor as a coping mechanism

# ? Jan 21, 2019 04:31

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

https://lkml.org/lkml/2018/10/29/122

big lmao

# ? Jan 21, 2019 05:14

my homie dhall: Dec 9, 2010; honey, oh please, it's just a machine

nice library op, I look forward to using it in my projects

# ? Jan 21, 2019 05:33

unidef freeman: Sep 18, 2014; by R. Guyovich

Dijkstracula posted:

deeply, cosmically curious as to the meaning of the comment "// prime rib?"

While debugging I figured out I could use prime numbers for timing for the threads, forgot how this actually made sense lol

# ? Jan 21, 2019 11:37

unidef freeman: Sep 18, 2014; by R. Guyovich

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

https://lkml.org/lkml/2018/10/29/122

Don�t be afraid to throw the handle abhja Kalaani around, it�s a fake name

# ? Jan 21, 2019 11:39

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

unidef freeman posted:

Don’t be afraid to throw the handle abhja Kalaani around, it’s a fake name

why did you think that was a good email to send

# ? Jan 21, 2019 16:52

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

// additional code

# ? Jan 21, 2019 17:04

psiox: Oct 15, 2001; Babylon 5 Street Team

Captain Foo posted:

why did you think that was a good email to send

# ? Jan 21, 2019 18:41

carry on then: Jul 10, 2010; by VideoGames
(and can't post for 10 years!)

Captain Foo posted:

why did you think this was a good thread to make

# ? Jan 21, 2019 19:27

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:

https://lkml.org/lkml/2018/10/29/122

is this...art?

# ? Jan 21, 2019 20:19

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

psiox posted:

current mood: i would be happy with nothing but hummus and falafel forever

Legit same, I�m literally basing my current job search around how far it�ll be from the crappy little falafel chain I like.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 20:39

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

quote:

multitasking (especially in Linux) is really, really fun!

# ? Jan 21, 2019 21:33

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

is this...art?

even if it's not intentional, this definitely counts as art:

quote:

When I have time I�ll have to read a few books and dig into the latest kernel to really understand what the Linux kernel is, but during that procrastination

I want to rewrite the Linux scheduler using my code

i mean to paint such a vivid portrait of someone who doesn't know anything about quantum computing, b-trees, binary trees, or the Linux kernel but still sets out to make a quantum b-tree (or possibly binary tree) and integrate it into the Linux kernel scheduler... goddamn. look at this bit of code, the only function actually implemented in the library:

quote:

void printq(char *msg, DOC *description){
printf(msg);
}

it wraps printf, but makes it worse by 1. not allowing you to insert variables into the message and 2. not passing up printf's return value.

it is art. i want to frame it all and hang it on my wall.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 21:46

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Pham Nuwen posted:

even if it's not intentional, this definitely counts as art:

i mean to paint such a vivid portrait of someone who doesn't know anything about quantum computing, b-trees, binary trees, or the Linux kernel but still sets out to make a quantum b-tree (or possibly binary tree) and integrate it into the Linux kernel scheduler... goddamn. look at this bit of code, the only function actually implemented in the library:

it wraps printf, but makes it worse by 1. not allowing you to insert variables into the message and 2. not passing up printf's return value.

it is art. i want to frame it all and hang it on my wall.

it's fuckin' something all right

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:05

ConanTheLibrarian: Aug 13, 2004; dis buch is late; Fallen Rib

doesnt count unless its purestrain something

# ? Jan 21, 2019 22:23

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Pham Nuwen posted:

it wraps printf, but makes it worse by 1. not allowing you to insert variables into the message and 2. not passing up printf's return value.

I'm the inexplicable but also unused second argument

# ? Jan 21, 2019 23:26

elite_garbage_man: Apr 3, 2010; I THINK THAT "PRIMA DONNA" IS "PRE-MADONNA". I MAY BE ILLITERATE.

JICA

Just In Case Argument

# ? Jan 21, 2019 23:57

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

better to have it and not to need it, &c.

# ? Jan 22, 2019 00:04

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

i'm just upset that nobody on the lkml is biting. i bet they get emails like this twice a month

unless there are responses but i can't see them because that website is literally from the 80s and probably hadn't been changed once since then

# ? Jan 22, 2019 00:29

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

gonadic io posted:

i'm just upset that nobody on the lkml is biting. i bet they get emails like this twice a month

unless there are responses but i can't see them because that website is literally from the 80s and probably hadn't been changed once since then

Nobody on the lkml probably has any idea what the op is going on about

# ? Jan 22, 2019 03:31

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

the lkml gets its fair share of spam (including legit Nigerian prince scams) and emails from the probably mentally ill (like this) and/or chudly (like endless unthreaded emails about revoking license on code that read like sovcit screeds) so there�s a fairly well established tradition of not responding to emails that don�t deserve it

# ? Jan 22, 2019 03:51

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Dijkstracula posted:

I'm the inexplicable but also unused second argument

that's the Bonus Argument, pass it to see if you win!

# ? Jan 22, 2019 04:02

psiox: Oct 15, 2001; Babylon 5 Street Team

rotor posted:

that's the Bonus Argument, pass it to see if you win!

home of
CHALLENGE ARGPARSING

# ? Jan 22, 2019 04:08

fritz: Jul 26, 2003

Dijkstracula posted:

Actually I think even vegan imitations of meat will be a bridge too far for the bulk of entitled fat westerners

idk how chinese vegetarian meat substitutes are not better known (well i do k how but still)

# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:13

CRIP EATIN BREAD: Jun 24, 2002; Hey stop worrying bout my acting bitch, and worry about your WACK ass music. In the mean time... Eat a hot bowl of Dicks! Ice T; Soiled Meat

psiox posted:

home of
CHALLENGE ARGPARSING

# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:31

Schadenboner: Aug 15, 2011; by Shine

Tofu is good though, as long as it�s extra firm (just like the extra firm :dong:

I ceaselessly hunger for)?

# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:51

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

fritz posted:

idk how chinese vegetarian meat substitutes are not better known (well i do k how but still)

it's slowly happening; back in my home town, the vegan place my veg* parent took me to for years has since developed a pretty solid following among meat eaters, to the point where otherwise red-blooded rootin-tootin beef-eating Albertans tell me that they serve the best "ginger beef" in town

# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:19

unidef freeman: Sep 18, 2014; by R. Guyovich

Pham Nuwen posted:

even if it's not intentional, this definitely counts as art:

i mean to paint such a vivid portrait of someone who doesn't know anything about quantum computing, b-trees, binary trees, or the Linux kernel but still sets out to make a quantum b-tree (or possibly binary tree) and integrate it into the Linux kernel scheduler... goddamn. look at this bit of code, the only function actually implemented in the library:

it wraps printf, but makes it worse by 1. not allowing you to insert variables into the message and 2. not passing up printf's return value.

it is art. i want to frame it all and hang it on my wall.

*msg is peliminary debug, the doc type is a buffer of messages

# ? Jan 23, 2019 00:12

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

no, the doc type is a typedef of struct neural :confused:

I mean it doesn't matter what it is because it's never used

# ? Jan 23, 2019 00:53

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Dijkstracula posted:

I mean it doesn't matter what it is because it's never used

profound

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Zlodo: Nov 25, 2006

psiox posted:

seriously do not know how people like linus do it, that first sentence alone would make me turn off my are monitor

the first sentence immediately gives away the joke nature of the email and no one took the bait

poor trolling engineering imo

# ? Jan 23, 2019 13:05

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