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Let's see the fake news handle this! *Masturbates furiously*
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:53 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency. I was reading 30-yr as 30 years old, not 30 years of employment
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:53 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:53 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fey6SS0oca4
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:54 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency. Mortgage, 2 car payments (so he's presumably married, possibly with kids). Throw in an emergency like a car breaking down, damage to the house, or a medical emergency and you're hosed. Even if he does have savings in a 401(k) you can't pull that poo poo out without massive penalties that basically prevent you from ever saving up that much money again.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:54 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:54 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency. 30 years in one job isn't any sort of guarantee that you'll be paid well these days, especially with the actual cost of living outstripping "cost-of-living" pay increases. Depending on where you live, you can get paid reasonably big bucks and still barely be able to keep your head above water. Welcome to Hell Dimension!
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:55 |
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Whens the cspam mod's next medical report coming out????? Don't let the Mueller probe and government shutdown distract you from the real story: of how much a bloated fatass the president is lol
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:56 |
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hi new thread i still have these dumb stickers and pins for sale in SA mart, half of all proceeds go to RAICES https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3868723
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:56 |
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The piss tape is definitely real.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:59 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:She'll have no problem finding a new job as Guardian of a Haunted Dungeon, or perhaps the mini-boss before you fight Dracula. I hate to say it but these new euphemisms for "energy sector lobbyist" really do make the job sound more respectable
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:59 |
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Old thread dead, long live the new thread! In a 5-4 decision, the conservative Supreme Court has decided to gently caress the countrty. No one revolted, everyone accepted this. Stay tuned to this station for more of... this.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:59 |
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it would be hilarious if the Mueller conclusion was just “we justt couldn’t find anything guys. he’s clean-o”
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 17:59 |
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Birther 2: Birth Harder https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1087736259517108224
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:01 |
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So when will we get to see the tape of Lindsey Graham taking a poo poo on the bible in a fursuit?
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:02 |
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WhyteRyce posted:Birther 2: Birth Harder But her parents aren't running for president.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:03 |
I don't understand anything, yet want to be in charge of everything! -every republican
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:07 |
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:08 |
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communism bitch posted:Whens the cspam mod's next medical report coming out????? Name: Donald Trump Height: 6 ' 5" (got taller, believe it or not, actually some people are so healthy this happens!) Weight: 175 lbs (also lost weight due to so many Deals being made) I, Dr. John Barron of Trump University, do hereby declare that Donald Trump is the healthiest person I have ever imagined. His brain is good. His fingers and hands are in fact the largest ever recorded, larger than Andre the Giant's, and the FAKE NEWS needs to stop photoshopping his hands to look smaller. I examined his blood and other stuff and it's all great, really terrific actually, all the fluids are in place and doing their thing. The Phlegm, Yellow and Black Bile, and the Blood are all aligned. His muscles are quite amazing, really powerful stuff, and the finite amount of energy he possesses is still there - he's still got some "oil" in the tank before we need to "prime the pump" so to speak. For the final part of the examination I had an attractive young nurse, a 10 out of 10 believe me, she came in for the thing. The underpants thing. And she came out afterwards and just said "Wow", which I mean.... you know what that means. In medical terms the President has a large penis which any woman would be lucky to see or touch. I performed a similar test on Obama years ago and it was much smaller, President Trump's is just so much better it's unbelievable, much like his deals. I hereby swear that all these things are true, if you can believe it, and that they happened and are happening.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:08 |
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communism bitch posted:Whens the cspam mod's next medical report coming out????? They hosed themselves over here, because either: 1) they have to admit that Donny has gained at least 1 pound and is now obese 2) that he has miraculously grown in height and that explains his higher weight, or 3) that he has stayed at exactly the same weight or even lost weight - which is objectively false (though those photoshopped pictures seem to indicate this may be the angle they are going to take) Tipps fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jan 22, 2019 |
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AreWeDrunkYet posted:A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency. i have parent friends working in/around dc making around six figures each, and if they have two+ kids one of the people is pretty much working a job just to pay for childcare and to HAVE a job, no exaggeration. the cost of living is pretty high, real estate and rent are expensive and mostly buffered from market influences, etc. i mean sure, probably could have saved, but one or two small emergencies in the last year may have already happened and depleted that savings. the region's had some poo poo weather and has terrible drivers.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:11 |
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lol trump will never ever care about the shutdown and it will never end haha
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:15 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:Name: Donald Trump
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:15 |
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their argument would be that the chuds yelling at the parkland kids is morally equivalent to libs yelling at these covington turds, that leftists are hypocrites because they yelled at republicans for yelling at shooting victims and now the left are yelling at kids who weren't doing anything wrong but standing there looking smug as gently caress. thus everything is the same. also lul: https://twitter.com/Creighton_Mc/status/1087600310795816960
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:19 |
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well, boys will be boys
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:21 |
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Supreme Court allows transgender ban. Cool, good country we have.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:25 |
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last one.. (for 5 minutes) https://twitter.com/philipaklein/status/1085557235755798528 does this dude not understand if 40% say they are "not at all" affected, that means 60% to some degree are affected, so the majority of voters(if that's what this chart shows) are being impacted...
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:25 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1087740160559730689?s=19 Mods, namechange to "big Crooked Hillary law firm" plz
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:36 |
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Strong Sauce posted:last one.. (for 5 minutes) Counterpoint: voters are dumb and don't care their town is burning until their house is on fire
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:37 |
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https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1087756242154475521?s=19 They're not saying it's Kenya anymore?
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:47 |
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A Fancy Hat posted:So the little skeleton boy, and he was.... what a hat, right? What a great hat, I made that hat. Obama liked to say "You didn't make that" but I can say I made that hat. Like the magic wand, it's a thing that others.... that Obama said didn't exist but I did exist it, I made it, too.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:47 |
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Uncle at Nintendo posted:https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1087756242154475521?s=19 he was "raised" in indonesia but where was he born? kenya obviously.
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:48 |
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anyone willingly joining the military is so confounding to me. Post-WW2 the government has proven again and again and again they give zero fucks about the people serving, only the defense contractors
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:51 |
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Womp womp https://mobile.twitter.com/Salon/status/1087755761617375233
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:52 |
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respect are troops, except when I don’t want to because I’m a rancid hateful shithead and double standards have no meaning to me
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:52 |
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https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1087767059310759941?s=20
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:53 |
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yellowD posted:anyone willingly joining the military is so confounding to me. Post-WW2 the government has proven again and again and again they give zero fucks about the people serving, only the defense contractors A lot of people do it for the free college. Because the only way to get a good education without ruining yourself financially is to sign up to be shot at. lol
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:54 |
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Strong Sauce posted:he was "raised" in indonesia What's his point then? If he was born in Kenya, then say that. If he was raised in Indonesia, what the gently caress is his point?
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# ? Jan 22, 2019 18:55 |
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I'm just 10 minutes into this movie but it's loving hilarious, the set up with Hillary about to win, just lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQv9xMQ3E0
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