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quote:The top residence of the Moscow tower, enjoying a view without equal in all the continent, was to be a gleaming penthouse, the most luxurious property in a seriously luxurious building. Checks out.
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Matinee posted:
bit like the seven sisters skyscrapers where Stalin stuffed all the technocrats into pokey apartments
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Somewhere in our multiverse of possibilities, the Moscow Trump Towers is a long con. Trump would run and lose the Presidency, build the tower, and get Putin and his cronies to move into it. Then, one day when they are all in the tower, it would collapse in a glorious implosion of glass, steel, concrete, and cheap furnishings. It would wipe all of them out in one fell swoop. All that this required was for America NOT to vote for Donald J. Trump. In our universe, asking Americans to do that was just too much...
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So if I am getting this right,Trump didn't conspire with the Russians for the absolute power of the presidency ...It was because he wanted to sell lovely apartments in his oversized employee of the year trophy? ...The man is so lacking in imagination or ambition it is almost sad
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TulliusCicero posted:So if I am getting this right,Trump didn't conspire with the Russians for the absolute power of the presidency trump lives by the lowkey american dream, fail your way to the top.
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Jan 22, 2019 23:42
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https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1087839330826178562 Generic 2020
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TulliusCicero posted:So if I am getting this right,Trump didn't conspire with the Russians for the absolute power of the presidency my headcanon is that Trump didn’t (doesn’t?) actually want to be president, but the Russians realised his Useful Idiot potential, and, here we are
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Just draw straws and toss em a gritty suit. I'll vote for that poo poo.
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1087839330826178562 "Would you prefer Republican Donald Trump or Democratic..." "Yes!" "Wait I didn't finish, or democratic..." "YES! ANYONE YES"
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Jan 22, 2019 23:46
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Moscow is built on a series of swamps and some clay. It doesn't take kindly to skyscrapers.
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That it's only 7 points points just shows how hopelessly retarded this loving country is.
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Matinee posted:my headcanon is that Trump didn’t (doesn’t?) actually want to be president, but the Russians realised his Useful Idiot potential, and, here we are lol he absolutely didnt want to be Pres. He wanted to lose and spend the rest of his life going on the Donald Trump News Channel to rail on President Clinton.
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big nipples big life posted:That it's only 7 points points just shows how hopelessly retarded this loving country is. You have to explain to some people who can vote, drive and own firearms that Donald J. Trump is a big dumbass. haha
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1087839330826178562 "Generic" just gave a ton of hope to O'Rourke, Gillibrand, Booker, Gabbard, and Warren. Unfortunately for Kamala Harris "cop" is still polling at "there will be a thousand year Trumpenreich"
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Outrail posted:"Would you prefer Republican Donald Trump or Democratic..." lol if for some reason it ends up being trump and bloomberg i'm voting trump
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i say swears online posted:i'm voting trump but what if it was trump hillary 2020: the final showdown
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Matinee posted:
And everyday at noon, just a small amount of Trump's special reserve bogarted piss will come shooting out of it onto the great people of Moscow below it.
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Special Boy is still learning how to Prezident so you meanies should all lay off him!!1! https://twitter.com/owillis/status/1087773560893042689
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Nothus posted:Big Boy is way too cheap to spring for red lobster. I bet he loves those cheddar biscuits tho Those biscuits are good af
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1087839330826178562 https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1087794095614017537
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FMguru posted:Special Boy is still learning how to Prezident so you meanies should all lay off him!!1! This is the first time this fat orange 72 year old goblin has had to be actually responsible for something, yet I still don't feel any sympathy
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FMguru posted:Specific Democrats lead Trump by similar margins America is so loving broken "I am sick of this crazy white racist grandpa! Give me a different crazy grandpa!" loving olds
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FMguru posted:Special Boy is still learning how to Prezident so you meanies should all lay off him!!1! they’re just so desperate not to upset a single viewer
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old beast lunatic posted:You have to explain to some people who can vote, drive and own firearms that Donald J. Trump is a big dumbass. haha not just cars, some of em can drive heavy earthmoving equipment lmbo
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FMguru posted:Specific Democrats lead Trump by similar margins Sweet. Bernie is the highest polling non-Sex Pest
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Cool country, great job, etc https://twitter.com/MichLKosinski/status/1087852860040249344
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flashy_mcflash posted:Cool country, great job, etc All according to plan 
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Bogus Adventure posted:Somewhere in our multiverse of possibilities, the Moscow Trump Towers is a long con. Trump would run and lose the Presidency, build the tower, and get Putin and his cronies to move into it. Then, one day when they are all in the tower, it would collapse in a glorious implosion of glass, steel, concrete, and cheap furnishings. It would wipe all of them out in one fell swoop. All that this required was for America NOT to vote for Donald J. Trump. The Russian oligarchs should get together and build the tower anyways but on the top write something like, "Behold the glass sword that killed America".
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mcvey posted:and spend the rest of his life going on the Donald Trump News Channel to rail on President Clinton. Well, that’s pretty much what he’s doing now.
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Kashuno posted:https://twitter.com/vp/status/1087734655804194819?s=21 Meu nome é Mike Pence, eu amo o galo cavalo
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https://twitter.com/JimCarrey/status/1087788108488167424?s=19 He's done better
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Captain Gordon posted:What happened to the old thread? Furloughed
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Captain Gordon posted:What happened to the old thread? government shutdown took away most of the funding for the thread.
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Captain Gordon posted:What happened to the old thread? NO CONCLUSION!
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Captain Gordon posted:What happened to the old thread? If anymore posts were allowed it would've driven its BMI into "obese" territory and shutting it down was cheaper than installing lifts.
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